(short story)でびる校長とあくま教頭 Principal Devil and Vice Principal Akuma P1

校長Principal

芋黒先生、この画像、一体これはどういう事ですか？これはラグビー部の部室ですよね？そして手に持っているのは生徒のユニフォーム。ご自身の口で説明できますか？

Imoguro-sensei, what on earth is this image? This is the rugby club room, isn't it? And what you're holding in your hand is a student's uniform. Can you explain this yourself?

芋黒先生Imoguro-sensei

こ…これは…その…

U-uh... well...

校長Principal

これら全て、先日、教頭先生のもとに匿名で届いたものでね。一枚二枚でなく大量にですよ。

All of these were sent to the vice principal just the other day, anonymously. It wasn't just one or two, but a huge pile of them

常習犯であるということ、言い逃れはできませんよ。この事を知っているものが他にいる以上隠し通すこともできないでしょう

There's no denying that you're a repeat offender. And since there are others who know about this, there's no way you can hide it now

いいですか我が校は体育推薦の有名校。全国から有能で魅力的な生徒が集まるのは当然でしょう。

Listen carefully. Our school is famous for its athletic recommendations. It’s only natural that talented and attractive students gather here from all over the country.

そして、中にはそういった生徒に対する歪んだ性癖がある教師がいることも、私はこれまで何度も見てきました。最初からそれらが目的で入ってきた先生もいました。理解したくはないが、現実的に芋黒先生の気持ちも全く理解できないことはない

And I have seen it many times before: teachers with a warped fetish for those students. Some teachers even came here for that purpose from the start. I don't want to understand, but to be realistic, I'm not entirely clueless about your feelings, Imoguro-sensei

私は学校の名誉を守るためなら、どんなことでも握り潰す度量と経営手腕を持ち合わせている。理解していますな？

I have the resolve and the managerial skills to sweep anything under the rug to protect our school’s honor. Do you understand me?

ですが、それは先生の能力が「我々にとっての利益」に貢献している限りでの話

However, that only applies as long as your abilities are contributing to "our interests"

教頭Vice Principal

芋黒先生、これは校長が仰られている通り非常に由々しき事態ですよ。そして匿名の方に感謝をしないと…生徒にトラウマのうような甚大な被害が出る前で本当良かった、うんうん。

Imoguro-sensei, as the principal said, this is a very serious situation. And I should be grateful to this anonymous person... it's a good thing we caught this before any students were left with a severe trauma. Yes, yes.

さぁ先生、自分から自首した方がまだ罪は軽くなるのではないですか？

Now, Imoguro-sensei, wouldn't it lighten your punishment if you turned yourself in?

それか…校長先生仰る『利益』の意味…ご存知ですよねぇ、芋黒先生？ねぇ？その、我々の『お役に立つ』こと…とかね？

Or... you do know what the principal means by "interests," don't you, Imoguro-sensei? Don't you? Something like... "being of use" to us, perhaps?

芋黒先生Imoguro-sensei

そ、それは、どういった…

W-What do you mean by that...?

教頭Vice Principal

ちょっとちょっと！先生すっとぼけないでくださいよ。学生時代から優秀なスポーツ選手だったあなたが、そんなこと分からないわけないでしょう？

Now, now, Imoguro-sensei, don't play dumb. As a top athlete since your student days, you couldn't possibly not understand something like this, could you?

どこからも引くて数多だったって聞いてますよ。それはもう「色んな意味」でね

I heard you were highly sought after from everywhere. And I mean that in more ways than one.