Dicktation - (Lady) Ghostbusters Commentary Track
Added 2017-02-04 04:26:11 +0000 UTCFire up your unlicensed nuclear mansplainers and prepare to get slimed with estro-plasm in a first-of-its-kind Patreon CROSSOVER EVENT when Asterios Kokkinos, Peach Saliva and I, take out a third mortgage on the (Lady) Ghostbusters movie.
This is a movie commentary track. I'm calling movie commentary tracks Dicktation. Pretty clever. To enjoy it, load up the (Lady) Ghostbusters movie from your DVD or your Hulu or your Pirate Bay, and hit play on the movie when we get to the Sony logo in the commentary track. You'll figure it out. Or just listen at the gym. It's probably just as good because the movie was dog shit.
I'll try to bring all you beautiful Patreonis a brand new Class 5, Full-Roaming DICKTATION every month.
Special thanks to Andy Lee for a thumbnail I would have lost my virginity to.
Comments
Just so you guys know, Bill Murray was very involved in making this happen. Plus, he was the ONLY holdout who didnt want to make a 3rd movie while Harold Ramis was still alive. The guy fucking dies and he decides to make this shit. He went on some tonight show with the cast and said "I wanted to make this movie because these girls are FUNNY!" Fuck you Bill Murray.
Clyde Frog
2019-11-07 18:11:22 +0000 UTCI wish there was a dicktation commentary track for every movie!!!
2018-04-08 02:49:26 +0000 UTCI would really like to hear more of these commentaries!
2017-11-11 17:49:43 +0000 UTCLoved this so much. Great commentary for an epic fail of a movie. Really hope they do more like this.
2017-05-01 15:04:50 +0000 UTCwish this had an MP3 download
Chocolate Noodle
2017-02-16 21:00:03 +0000 UTCYeah I just did the same thing... It's made me pay way more attention to this garbage movie than I wanted to!
2017-02-11 20:04:33 +0000 UTCthat was awesome! this made a boring movie a fun experience. looking forward to the next dicktation thing.
pet0r
2017-02-09 21:17:46 +0000 UTCappearantly there is an EXTENDED version of ghostbusters...like what the heck! i have to fastforward all the time to stay in sync. i'm now 'buying' the normal version. (exteneded is like 2:13 with even more stupid jokes and talking)
pet0r
2017-02-09 20:16:36 +0000 UTCSo many vagina jokes... Thanks for this. This was the only way I was sitting though this movie. Made it bearable.
Christian Senyk
2017-02-08 12:18:26 +0000 UTCThey made a longer version of this shit-pile?
Dick Masterson
2017-02-07 02:55:59 +0000 UTCI felt the same way. I wasn't going to watch it without shitting on it the entire time.
Dick Masterson
2017-02-07 02:00:09 +0000 UTCI wanted to see this movie because of all the talk there was about it, but knew it would be the absolute worse so I never did. However, this gave me a reason to watch it.
The Magician Formerly Known as Stiffalis
2017-02-07 01:14:32 +0000 UTCYep! Coach is coming in next weekend. We'll record it then.
Dick Masterson
2017-02-06 22:52:49 +0000 UTCI cannot speak for all self-purchased bots, but this was hilarious to listen to as I had LGB muted.
Terry
2017-02-06 21:00:22 +0000 UTCThis was amazing. The commentary anyway. It made one of the worst movies I've seen recently actually bearable.
2017-02-06 05:42:42 +0000 UTCNo.
Dick Masterson
2017-02-06 05:41:03 +0000 UTCI don't want to sound like an ungrateful shithead here, but does this count as February's Bonus Episode? I'm just curious.
2017-02-06 05:40:35 +0000 UTCI see one. Are you on the app?
Dick Masterson
2017-02-06 01:13:09 +0000 UTCPlease do more of these. I love RedLetterMedia's commentary tracks as well, but they only do like maybe 2 a year. This one was just as entertaining, there's was no way I could have stomached through this movie again if it wasn't
2017-02-06 01:12:23 +0000 UTCI feel the same way. I was not planning on watching this pile of dog shit but feel obligated to now
2017-02-05 17:22:22 +0000 UTCWe talked last night about how it might not be easy enough to get the pokemon movie? Is that correct?
Asterios Kokkinos
2017-02-05 14:24:21 +0000 UTClove this hot content, but would love a direct link download even more
A White 1993 Camry
2017-02-05 07:43:39 +0000 UTCi could only make it though the first 15 minutes before i rage quit this fucking movie.
2017-02-05 05:28:51 +0000 UTCPatreon app is shit. Can't get this to play
2017-02-04 18:16:34 +0000 UTCAnd the cans are too small.
2017-02-04 18:05:25 +0000 UTCaw shit yeah! how did i not see this!
funny name
2017-02-04 14:40:24 +0000 UTCHey Dick! I didn't have a chance to see the movie in question, so I'll download it and listen to this. Question: Is there still a bonus episode in february?
2017-02-04 14:17:57 +0000 UTCSomewhere, Roger Ebert's corpse has a rock-hard boner from that evisceration. The version you were watching was shorter than whatever the hell I streamed on primewire, so I had to pause the commentary every once in a while, but somehow you guys made watching this movie a second time worth it . You guys are great, I hope you do more shit like this, and I'm happy to be a patreoni.
caleb d
2017-02-04 12:59:40 +0000 UTCAwesome thank you guys and keep it coming !
2017-02-04 12:11:42 +0000 UTCWho the fuck is Dax?
nagdaddy
2017-02-04 11:37:32 +0000 UTCI'm honestly just gonna listen to this on its own, cause there's no way I'm watching that shitbird movie. Brilliant idea you guys pulled off, though!
Sleepnir
2017-02-04 11:37:30 +0000 UTCAlso Asterios your idea to watch the original Ghostbusters at the same time is genius
Anna Geddes
2017-02-04 10:36:17 +0000 UTCSo happy to be a patreon today, drunk as fuck listening to this and loving it.
Anna Geddes
2017-02-04 10:09:38 +0000 UTCLiberals just want to prove that they virtuous.
Derek
2017-02-04 09:34:32 +0000 UTC"Stop giving this guy attention! You're just giving him what he wants!"
2017-02-04 08:32:33 +0000 UTCThis is the only way I was ever going to see it.. this or RLM. I await the RLM commentary.
2017-02-04 08:31:58 +0000 UTCThis is great man! Do more of these! Please and thank you!
2017-02-04 08:31:17 +0000 UTCI'm still refusing to watch that fucking thing.
DeeDeeKn08head
2017-02-04 07:10:23 +0000 UTCWow, Dick is going to get this movie more views than its box office release. Wait, bringing attention to a terrible piece of SJW tripe? I sense the Enigma is afoot....
Girf Strongweiner
2017-02-04 07:05:40 +0000 UTCYou're doing God's work here, Dick!
2017-02-04 06:22:33 +0000 UTCThis is good commentary, but sitting through this movie is fucking grueling.
The Golden Witch
2017-02-04 06:05:19 +0000 UTCWatching this sync'd. First time watching this movie and I prefer the commentary to the movie. Fucking trash screen writing and terrible cast team work!
2017-02-04 05:46:21 +0000 UTCI'm guessing this is for the theatrical release? I remember hearing somewhere that the director's cut of the movie would have been like 4 hours long. The theater one was bad enough.
Aaron Lewis
2017-02-04 05:33:06 +0000 UTCFuck yes. I love being a god dam patreoni
2017-02-04 05:12:00 +0000 UTCAsterios looks better than I remember him.
Chase Billingsley
2017-02-04 04:54:59 +0000 UTCThis gives me a reason to finally watch this steaming pile of crocodile shit. Hurray!
Jared Manning
2017-02-04 04:40:19 +0000 UTCThe face is too large.
2017-02-04 04:37:35 +0000 UTCGood stuff
2017-02-04 04:32:57 +0000 UTCWell I wasn't going to watch it but now I am
2017-02-04 04:30:42 +0000 UTCAny plan to revisit the idea of a rifftrax on the pokemans movie?
Christopher Griffith
2017-02-04 04:28:26 +0000 UTCI can't tell if I'm happy that this is a thing or pissed that this means I need to watch this fucking movie now
Blaise
2017-02-04 04:28:20 +0000 UTC
