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Dicktation - The Predator Commentary Track

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Asterios Kokkinos and I watched The Predator, which is more of an alegory for libertarianism than Atlas Shrugged, but somehow no one talks about it...until now!

This is a movie commentary track. To enjoy it, load up The Predator movie from your DVD or your Amazon or your Pirate Bay, and hit play on the movie when we get to the logo in the commentary track. You'll figure it out. Or just listen at the gym. It's very chatty.

I'll try to bring all you beautiful Patreonis a brand new ugly motherfucker of a DICKTATION every month.

Thanks to Andy Lee for the two-bagger of a thumbnail! 

Dicktation - The Predator Commentary Track

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here we have yet again another commentary track that's not a commentary track. You will get maybe 2% of actual movie commentary. Asterios his self says "why is everything on fire? Every now and again when I turn my head to watch the actual movie something is on fire" dick does not even know what false pretence they are even there, even know 30 minutes ago it was said why they have to go in,which was a rescue mission. I stop watching 35 minutes in as it's un watchable as a commentary track to a movie. So far out of all the commentary tracks demolition Man is the only real actual commentary track

Critical Thinking

Asterios is super annoying in this commentary. I normally dont mind him on TDS, but this was pretty bad. Non-stop snowflake virtue signaling, and liberal whining. Seriously, talk about the fucking movie man, you are taking shit way off topic constantly.

Clyde Frog

I'm a little late to the party on this but thought will add my thoughts. I enjoyed it but ... Please stick to talking about the movie you're watching and not other movies. A lot of great moments in this film didn't get any reactions because you're on some weird tangent. This commentary though gave me such an appreciation of how great this movie really is compared to today's phony action movies.

dullnzr

Cucksterios is annoying as fuck. His fake laugh is painful and he's so fucking stuck on politics he can't even slightly stray away from it. Over and over and over he wants to tell everyone how big of a snowflake he is so maybe some sympathetic chick will blow him. Get raped Cucksterios.

SacDragger

I like your shit, but be more specific when to start the DICKTATION... otherwise it looks like you don't care if your fans have a good experience....

Peepee

Watch "Demolition Man" next. A classic tale of revenge and manliness

Luis Zamora Jr

That was good times man, let's hang out and we can watch stuff. Or you could record more of these, whatever's good for you.

This is such an awesome idea, and such a fun added extra - thank you!... 1 point though can asterios make his comments a little more concise and about the film ideally... he's great, but loves an extended rambaling joke... on and on and on and louder and louder and on and on.. other than that.. completely awesome. Me and the man spent Sunday night watching and listening. It was cool :)

I would never pirate the Predator.1987.1080p.BRRip.x264-YIFY release. Barbarians!!!

Dick Mcgruder

Plus there is the pussy as big as a house joke. I kept thinking that was the "one joke" Dick was taking about. Wtf? (Seriously though guys it was awesome)

Thanks for this.

You fucking retards talked through the stick around line. Why even watch the movie if your not going to listen to the single most important line.

I'm gonna listen to this on its own because what makes me a rage is when you're watching a movie at someone's place and they can't shut the fuck up while the thing is playing. Even if I've seen Predator one million times I think I would still blow a gasket or something

This was good enough to listen to on its own!

Ket Ralus

Asterios is dumb sometimes, Alpha males are still desired. Do you think fuckin Jason Momoa is beta?

The Twilight movies or Titanic , that would be epic

This was incredible- I agree with everyone else commenting that you should definitely do more of these! Total Recall, Starship Troopers, Demolition Man?

Watched this last night. Loved it. Would love to see more of these.

Mark Pruett

I want Dick to talk over all my movies.

Haven't seen this movie since I was a kid, and it still holds up. Even more than I thought possible. Please do commentary on Starship Troopers at some point.

Del Davis

no

Here's a good move to help Asterios: next track is only available on his patreon.

Kevin James

Why is it always such a cunt to download from Patreon?

Lewis Loder

There are other jokes: "Stick around" and "Knock knock".

Fuck yeah. This is great!

thanks for telling us the correct "version" of the movie:)

pet0r

I think this is some of the funniest material you guys have made, I love this stuff, should definitely make more of it, even if making more means it goes under the $20 bonuses. I would definitely subscribe for that

lol i love how what's currently happening on screen is only referenced like twice in entire first act. Pretty hilarious commentary track, I'd love to see a lot more of these.

Colorless Green Void

wasnt this supposed to be up yesterday ? or did I get mixed up?

mark of the predator is from aliens vs predators

wolfbadger

Dick's Arnold impersonation is on point.

Just added.

Dick Masterson

Just added.

Dick Masterson

thank god you i thought never release it

Joshua sanders

am I missing something? where is the link to download?

fuck yeah been looking forward to this

caleb d

awesome! i have a flight from cali to florida tomorrow, i know what i'm watching/listening to on the plane.

Aaron Lewis

MP3 download?

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

punishur

Been a while since I've seen the movie. Looking forward to watching it with you guys.

DaveFromDowntheRoad

YES


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