Intimate Portrait # 41
Added 2016-05-16 21:21:18 +0000 UTCJune (maybe July?), 2010:
HER: "What are we doing tonight?"
ME: "I was thinking of trying that new Thai place downtown."
HER: "Is that all? I thought you'd have some grand, shocking plan that I'd hate and have to be coerced for several minutes into doing."
ME: "Um...I could take you to the beach and toss you into the freezing ocean?"
HER: "Eh, you're not even trying."
ME: "Ok, come over at 7 and we'll go buy you a special vibrator then come back to my place and take photos of you using it."
HER: "See, now you're trying."
And so we did...
