Easter Diapers (Audio & written)

Remixing and recording of original captions!

Written by Allerted

Narrated by Maggies Cappies

Easter Diapers 

Jenny:

Yes. I said yes, mommy. Why are you making me do this? Ugh. “Yes mommy I’m wearing my Pull-Ups”, look. Happy now? It’s the same I wore to bed last night, I didnt wet it, just like I told you I wouldn’t, so I don’t even know why I have to wear it.

Come ON! That’s not fair, I’ve had ONE accident and only because I was sick and your friend from the book club was hogging the bathroom! That doesn’t make me a pants wetter and it certainly does not mean I need those glorified diapers you call ‘training panties’. 

Yes, I know it’s a long drive and there’s no bathroom in the church. It’s just that I’m scared people will notice. I mean I’m a 20 year old girl in Pull-Ups, for god sake.. plus it’s super noisy, every time I move I can hear it rustling between my legs. 

I get it! No, I’m not throwing a… tantrum about having to wear my Pull-Ups to church again. But everyone in the family is going to be there, including my cousins, I haven’t seen them in years! Do you realize how embarrassing for me it will be to meet them dressed . like a 4 year old girl?

What? Y..yes, I told you, I put it on already!

Come on, don’t make me lift my skirt, you know I’m… nononono, okay, I’ll lift it up, I’ll show you. Just PLEASE don’t do this at dinner time, I’m begging you. Don’t make me show it in front of everyone.

What do you mean “if it’s wet”? MOM! You know I don’t do that, I never… fine, but this was a one time deal  mom! It was a long time ago, I fell asleep and…. yes, I was grateful I was wearing my Pull-Ups then. Yes. Yes, I would’ve been embarrassed to wet my pretty dress, but this is way too much! 

What do you mean “it’s too late”? Was that the doorbell? Oh my god… please mom, promise me you won’t make me show you my diaper tonight…. or to anyone else. It’s embarrassing enough to wear this, let me keep some of my dignity. Mom, where are you going? MOM! Promise me!! Mom…?!

Auntie:

My Jenny sometimes has accidents still, so we decided to put her back in diapers for special events like today...  Show your cousin what you’re wearing under that dress, sweetie.

Yes, these are quite new I suppose, they’re called ‘Goodnites’ they’re made for little girls with the same problem as Jenny. Well, actually they’re made for bedwetting children, but it’s the same function, isn’t it? 

Since you’re sleeping over tonight I thought it would be a good idea for you to put one on before you go to bed. Your mommy told me you don’t really have accidents anymore but I prefer not to take the risk… plus my daughter will be so pleased, for once she won’t be the only… shall we say ‘’grown-up’’ wearing those Goodnites. I’ll leave the package on the desk, if you need to change during the night. 

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Auntie:

So, they fit well enough? I thought so, my Jenny is turning 21 next month and they still fit her. You’re only slightly older. Don’t say that, it’s not ‘’babyish’’... You look adorable in those flowery trainers. Don’t worry, all your cousins are wearing similar undies to bed. You can go join your cousin now, she’s in the living room, you’ll both sleep on the inflated mattress since your parents are using Jenny’s room.

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Jenny:
‘’Oh my… she making you wear them too uh? I’m so sorry about that… You know I don’t even wet the bed now…. much. Just when I have too much to drink, I’m a heavy sleeper… but I’m careful.

I can’t believe my mom is actually making me wear this. Like she actually believes I need diapers to keep me from peeing my pants… ridiculous. All because I had a little accident at her friends house during their stupid book club… it’s not fair. I’m not a toddler, I can tell when I need to go potty, it was a one time deal. I mean sometimes she’s even asking me to lift up my dress so she can ‘’check me’’… CHECK me, like she’s gonna take a peek inside my underwear to make sure I didn’t wet my Pull-Ups! It’s disgusting. I put panties and a pantyhose over it to conceal it but it makes my butt so big and it doesn’t make the noise disappear. 

I’m sorry you have to wear them tonight. She’s been this way ever since I peed my pants once. The whole book club is still reminding her of that episode… and they remind me, every time they have the chance. ‘’Uh Uh Uh, Jenny, remember that time where you tinkled in your pants last year? That was a funny one, wasn’t it?’’ YES BRENDA, thanks very much.

Lucky for you, you didn’t have to wear them during church today. What? You didn’t notice the crinkling under my little white dress? Yup. That’s me,  20 years old, in Pull-Ups for the whoooole day. Mom even checked me before AND after church, to make sure I didn’t pee my pants for 2 hours. I bet she had at least two extra Goodnites in her purse, since she clearly doesn’t trust me to keep mine dry.

I mean, even our toddler cousins are out of Pull-Ups during daytime! Sometimes I think she’ll never let me out of those completely. Want to know the worst part? Looking for easter eggs in a short dress and a diaper…

Try to go to the bathroom before you fall asleep, because if you pee in them, you can bet your ass you’re ending up wearing Pull-Ups with me during the whole week-end… and exepect to be regularly monitored. 

That means your pants pulled down publicly and getting asked if you need to go ‘potty’ every half an hour. And trust me, she’s not above buying you thicker diapers if she thinks there’s a chance you’re gonna need them.

If that’s the sort of Easter week-end you want to have, you know what to do tonight.

Anyways, happy Easter!