We were sitting on the couch watching tv. He had his usual evening snack, some sandwiches he made and a liter of soda by his side. Out of nowhere he paused the tv and delivered an alpha belch.
"Damn, bro. You feel okay?" I asked.
"Ugh, yeah bud. My stomach is gargling though. I can feel it. Lemme have your phone.
I gave him my phone as he demanded. He held it to his belly (my phone is so fucking lucky) while he chugged the rest of his soda. What a power move, I thought. What a man. What a Goddamn hunk!
You can hear the beast within him rumble as he begins to build up gas, bloating his gut and causing him to burp.
mygrowingroommate
2021-01-06 17:31:54 +0000 UTC