An internal note from DMI senior researcher Dr. O'Malley: You see? This is what I'm talking about. This is excessive, nonsensical, and serves no purpose. Well maybe one, if certain suspicions I have towards some of my junior colleagues hold merit. This infantile sado-sexual fascination with this subject is hampering my department's ability to conduct real metahuman science, not...whatever you call this. It's unprofessional, and it makes me uncomfortable. I don't want to have to go to work feeling like my department is full of perverts. Is anyone even reading these notes?