The New Normal - OMAKE - Ingame Snippets v2

The New Normal – OMAKE – Ingame Conversation Snippets v2

When speaking to John at Seafoam Island:

[“Blaine is an…impressive Gym Leader. I mean, what kind of guy watches his life’s work and Gym get destroyed by a volcano, and relocates everything to some cave in the middle of nowhere?”]

[“I’m not sure how 11-year-old kids like you are supposed to find his Gym in the first place. But I mean, if you could do it, surely the other kids would be able to too. Right?”]

When speaking at Goldenrod City:

[“When I received news from my sister that someone defeated her and made her cry, I was most wroth. But then I heard it was some punk 11-year-old kid that did it, and I contemplated how best to avenge my dear sister.”]

[“Don’t look at me like that. I wouldn’t do anything to harm you. Not directly, at least.”]

Random occurrence when speaking to John:

[“Hey, wouldn’t it be CRAZY if it turned out all of us Elite Four members were secretly terrorists looking to genocide the world? And wouldn’t it be CRAZIER if some of the Gym Leaders that you know were also criminals too? I mean, in such a world, who would stop us?”]

[“It’s okay. I wouldn’t do something like that. I mean, taking over the world by force is too much work, and you always get stopped in the end. I’m not interested in something like that.”]

[“Oh, speaking of which, did you know that the Smith family Moomoo milk is about to form a monopoly on milk? What a coincidence, huh.”]

When speaking at the bottom of Cerulean Cave:

[“Oh, hey there. Didn’t expect to see you here. …You look disappointed at finding me here? Why is that? Were you expecting something else? Perhaps a Legendary?”]

[“Welp, hate to break it to you, kid, but there are no Legendaries down here. Just me. Hey, while you’re here, want to buy some Moomoo milk for the journey back? I always have some on hand!”]

When speaking at the top of Bell Tower/bottom of Whirl Island:

[“Oh, uh, did I interrupt something? I just saw a whole bunch of Kimono Girls dancing and I wanted to see what all the fuss was about…but it seems like I ruined things. Oh well, you probably weren’t doing anything important right?”]

[“Anyways, you Kimono Girls look frustrated about something. Um…as an apology, here’s some Moomoo milk to calm you guys down. Sorry about this once again.”]

[“Hey, why are you looking at me like you want to punch me? I already apologized!”]

When speaking at Silph Co.:

[“It’s a remarkable thing, this Master Ball. A Pokéball so powerful that it can catch anything with a guaranteed catch rate. I wonder if it’ll work on Legendaries…not like anyone’s going to get an opportunity to test it.”]

[“Oh? You seem to be eyeing this Master Ball very eagerly. Did you want it?”]

[“Unfortunately, this is the only Master Ball that Silph Co. has at the moment, and it shall remain in their hands. I’m only here to inspect it on behalf of the League. Anyways, we wouldn’t give away such a powerful Pokéball for no reason, especially not to some random 11-year-old. No offense intended.”]

When speaking at the Safari Zone:

[“…I still can’t believe such a facility is allowed to exist in this world. I mean, who was the idiot that thought it could POSSIBLY be safe for trainers to walk around a huge field full of dangerous Pokémon WITHOUT being able to use Pokémon of their own?”]

[“And to make matters worse, these trainers are then encouraged to throw rocks and carry around huge amounts of bait. What were they thinking?! Who allowed this?!”]

When speaking at Lavender Town:

[“No idea why people find this place so spooky. I understand that the Pokémon tower is located here, but that shouldn’t make things scary. Hell, the only thing I’m afraid of is the old lady that constantly haunts me.”]

[“Her name is Agatha.”]

When speaking at Pallet Town:

[“I really like hanging around here. For some reason, this and New Bark Town really give off a certain energy that really makes me feel like I’m about to embark on a grand journey. You’d know, wouldn’t you?”]

[“Also, was it just me, or did I see Professor Oak just leave your house in a rush? Huh. Wonder what he’s doing there.”]

When speaking at the Lake of Rage:

[“This place is really too hostile and dangerous for 11-year-olds to be in; and if it were me all children should be banned from entering a Gyarados infested Lake. That just sounds like a quick way to meet Arceus to me.”]

[“Why are you looking around so much? …Oh, if you were looking for that Red Gyarados, I’m sorry, but the League already caught and dealt with it. It was doing too much damage and had to be relocated somewhere else.”]

[“…Why do you look so upset?”]

When speaking at the top of Mt. Silver:

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[“…Oh, were you expecting me to say something or battle you? Nah, no thanks. I’m just here to enjoy the view.”]

A.N. John Smith, S tier cockblocker. Anyways, hope you enjoyed this OMAKE as well! Once again, don’t think too hard about it.

BETAed by Allute! Cheers!