Stacy and Zeke had just checked into the hotel and gotten to their room, eager to begin their honeymoon. The room wasn't overly spectacular, nor was the resort anything truly special, but they DID have a balcony with a magnificent ocean view. For newlyweds that had very little extra money to spar...
2022-08-29 13:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
A shorter one this time. It's sort of a spiritual re-imagining of a much, much older TG Caption I saw in the very early 2000s by either Bashful or Oberon, though it was regarding a different sport. Funny how I've been stonewalled on how to use the picture I picked out for the re-imagining for a m...
2022-08-26 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
"I don't care! I wanna go out and play with my friends!" Tristan screamed at the top of his lung as he ran for the kitchen door.
"TRISTAN! YOU CAN'T!" His mother, Grace, screamed in return, reaching out to grab the toddler's hands as he fumbled with the door knob. Thank god she'd...
2022-08-22 13:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
"Sorry this wasn't supposed to be personal, but I love being you! You really didn't know how good you had it! Living off a rich sugar daddy, having your every whim catered to by staff, and looking THIS gorgeous? Hell, if you're not willing to enjoy it, then I'll GLADLY take your job!" Jesse said ...
2022-08-19 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Danica stared out at the small island that rose out of the crystal blue ocean, trying to work up her courage to dive into the surf and begin swimming to it. It wouldn't be hard, nor all that dangerous (at least, no more than swimming in any other open water), and the weather was absolutely beauti...
2022-08-15 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Trevor didn't really know why he was surrounded by three, lovely, beautiful, sexy ladies, but he wasn't going to question it. He and his frat buddies, Lee, Farad and Alexei had been invited to a pool party the weekend after classes had started back for the fall, the last hurrah for the endi...
2022-08-12 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Evening turned into night as the couple continued to chat in the corner of the little coffee shop known as “The Witch’s Brew”. It was part of the magic themed shopping center in Whitewood that was known as ‘The Cauldron’, with all the shops attached to it being named similarly. It was t...
2022-08-08 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone, just wanted to give you all an update to my moving situation. I am currently mostly settled, but renovation work is still happening and will continue to happen. My Internet should be working by the end of the month. I have an update scheduled for tomorrow morning, and again on Fri...
2022-08-07 23:50:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Summer was winding to a close as everyone began to mentally prepare for the colder months to come. Nick, however, was getting one last day at the beach before he and all the other students had to be cooped up in their dorms again for a full semester. He and his buddy Ricky had arrived at the beac...
2022-08-05 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the last caption I am uploading manually until moving is completed. Hopefully the automatic uploader works as intended.
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Loki wandered around the Olympics, bored out of his mind. Like most of the gods, he now lived among mortals and only used his powers every now and then....
2022-08-01 16:24:10 +0000 UTC View Post
“Sir please come back on the path! I’m gonna have to call security!” The skinny tour guide, Dennis, yelled to the retreating back of Frank as he awkwardly hopped over the guard rail that separated the walking path from the historical landmarks. Oh why did he always get the rowdy groups!? 2022-07-30 02:56:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a quick update while I'm out and about. Don't worry, there will be a new post later tonight, but this has been on my mind so I just want to put it out there.
Next week I am closing on my new house and will begin the moving process. I won't have new Internet there at the house for sever...
2022-07-29 22:06:58 +0000 UTC View Post
“Ugh, I don't care where we eat. Let's just grab something quick before we head home, I'm starving!" Christine groaned, her stomach voicing it's own discontent moments later. She and fiancee Justin were on a shopping trip in the the city and after a full day of trying on shoes and clothes (and ...
2022-07-25 23:44:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Lana sat listlessly in her tiny apartment, staring out at the mostly empty streets below. So this was what life was in a Pandemic, huh? The massive wave of Lockdowns had just gone into effect and Lana, like everyone else, had ended up stuck at home with nothing to do but binge Tiger King on Netfl...
2022-07-23 00:32:31 +0000 UTC View Post
A light-hearted and simple one for today's upload. I liked this one a lot, it just felt fun and easy to write. If only it could be that easy, right? Plus I'm sure you guys could use a break from the darker Unfortunate Wishers stuff.
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"Ashton, I'm sorry but I'm-your just not my typ...
2022-07-19 01:08:21 +0000 UTC View Post
My apologies for a later post. I got sucked into binging Breaking Bad for the umpteenth time and completely forgot in was a posting day. Also another fresh one, because I did watch Thor: Love and Thunder last week and not gonna lie, I express some of my feelings about the film in the caption itse...
2022-07-16 04:44:09 +0000 UTC View Post
A remastering of one of the first captions I ever made.
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"Anthony, how could you do this to me!? How DARE you steal my research!" Hank shouted into his phone as he stormed through the ransacked laboratoy. He and his (now former) partner Anthony had been on the verge of ...
2022-07-12 03:12:29 +0000 UTC View Post
And so, the bonus image to make up for the double post is completed and balance has been restored to the universe. Regular update tomorrow (barring strange and unusual events)!
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Jeff froze as he walked into the tiny apartment's kitchen, getting home after a l...
2022-07-11 02:02:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Gonna post the second caption in a couple of hours just for viewability reasons. I really liked writing this one, I've made a real monster (not that he wasn't before) out of Adiz. Anyway, enjoy!
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2022-07-10 23:53:43 +0000 UTC View PostDual uploads on Sunday. I was away from the computer most of the day and when I got home, there were lightning heavy thunderstorms. I didn't want to risk my PC getting zapped so I just stayed offline .I will be busy all day tomorrow and tomorrow evening, so uploading then is not going to happen. ...
2022-07-09 04:19:19 +0000 UTC View Post
This one is a little sad, but I feel like I turned it around. We all wish that there were magical items out there that help us be who we think we are supposed to be. I know it may be a little strange for a guy who is perfectly okay with being a guy to write this kind of stuff, especially a story ...
2022-07-05 04:51:54 +0000 UTC View PostInstead of posting some of the backlog, I ended up getting inspired and wanted to write something else. Problem is, it's probably gonna be a little long. It's also gonna be a little sad but I promise it'll be worth reading.
So it might be a little later when I upload it, though I'm de...
2022-07-04 23:25:58 +0000 UTC View Post
"Dude, check out what I snagged from the prop department!" Jeremy said as he lugged the heavy cardboard box into the apartment he shared with Brian, his roommate and best friend.
"Ugh, you're not getting us in trouble again, are you?" Brian grumbled from the couch, barely looking up from hi...
2022-07-01 23:20:48 +0000 UTC View Post
"No. Absolutely not. There is no way in HELL that I am going to wear that! Bad enough you got me into the rest of these lady clothes but I am NOT wearing a fru-fru dress covered in flowers!" Clark, now Clara, groaned as her former wife held up the prissy dress. She tried not to think about how we...
2022-06-28 00:01:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is the bonus caption for the accidental double post I uploaded. I will still upload another post this week.
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"But, like, Darcy, you gotta, like, totally change me back and stuff!" Tina, formerly Tim, whined to the pouting, busty blonde in front of her. It had all, like,...
2022-06-24 02:25:16 +0000 UTC View PostMy apologies, but its come to my own attention that I did a double upload of the same caption, the Sunset Swap, which I posted before all the Internet issues. Just all that business wiped that from my mind apparently. I am going to try to get three captions out this week in order to make up for t...
2022-06-21 18:52:23 +0000 UTC View Post
An early, shorter upload today. I wanted to called this 'BIkini Beach' as sort of a tribute to the classic universe created by Ellie Dauber, but I felt like that was too...infringey. So instead we just get a more normal name.
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"Babe, this is amazing!" The disembodied voice of Tony...
2022-06-20 16:39:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Calvin stared in terror as he watched the last of his girlfriends disappear onto the small plate. Krista’s frozen body, motionless save for her wild, terrified eyes, began to shrink and shimmer as her flawless white skin began to turn a rich, dark brown. In just a few moments the change was ove...
2022-06-18 03:51:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Apprently Patreon thinks I'm promoting a raffle. Well, guess we'll see what happens I guess.
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'Welp, this ain't good. This ain't good at all!' Bobby thought to himself as he lay motionless in the pile of packing peanuts, his eyes locked on the ceiling overhea...
2022-06-14 05:05:13 +0000 UTC View Post
My apologies for the later upload, I fell asleep very early last night. I forgot this caption was even done, this was meant to go up last month but then my Internet issues and the passage of time made me forget it existed after I moved it into a different folder.
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The young adult ...
2022-06-11 15:18:54 +0000 UTC View Post