"Okay...okay. Let's uh, let's take stock for a second" Jeff muttered to himself as he sat, slumped over, at his apartment's tiny kitchen table, warm glass of coffee in his much smaller hands.
The formerly male secretary had no idea what had happened. Last night when he'd gone to ...
2023-01-27 14:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
There is a slight discrepancy in the text here in the description versus in the caption. I didn't catch it until just now. I will correct the caption when I get home.
EDIT: Discrepancy corrected!
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"PARKER! GET IN HERE!" A voice barked from the otherside of the off...
2023-01-23 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostDisclaimer: This is more of a rant with the update at the end.
Yeesh, this is what I get for buying a very, VERY old house that was clearly never touched by professional hands when it comes to wiring and plumbing. But hey, with twelve inch oak beams, SEVERAL layers of flooring and a enormou...
2023-01-23 00:42:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I knocked this one out on my phone during a slow period at work. I don't know if I'll be able to upload it tomorrow, so I'm uploading it today. The schedule problems might be the same for Monday, I'm not sure if the work will be completed by then. I'm pretty sure it won't be.
Anyway, hope y...
2023-01-19 23:40:39 +0000 UTC View PostHello all.
The interior electrical work on my house started today and I only found out last minute that it was starting today as opposed to when I had it originally scheduled. The joys of working with local people and family, yeesh. It will probably take the rest of the week to finish so th...
2023-01-17 23:39:23 +0000 UTC View Post
"Merry Christmas, baby!" Leonard said, handing his wife, Quinn, a small box. It was their first Christmas together as newlyweds and while they'd both gotten each other some very nice presents...He wanted to get something a little risque and romantic for his final one. It was mainly to prop up Qui...
2023-01-16 14:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Darius pulled into the hotel's parking lot and turned off his car. The large African-American man took a moment to mentally prepare himself, psyching himself up for the weekend ahead of him. The bouncer rolled the strange circular amulet he'd found at the club around in his meaty hands, staring i...
2023-01-13 14:40:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I had this commissioned by another TG artist (I know the controversy surrounding AI art. I support the artists but cheap commissions are cheap commissions). As they have uploaded it for public viewing on DeviantArt, I figured the time for exclusivity to their Patreon has ended. I will be uploadin...
2023-01-13 01:21:17 +0000 UTC View Post
"Look, Dave! I found it!" Jeremy said, holding the jar towards the cheerleader. The liquid inside of it sloshed noisily as the brain inside of the jar moved with the teenager's own movement.
"Um, it's like, Charlotte an-LIKE OMG EW!" The cute blonde squealed in disgust, shoving t...
2023-01-09 14:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
“NO! NO IT WAS DANNY! DANNY WAS THE RAT! PLEASE NO!” The roaring wails of Giancarlo echoed as he was dragged kicking and screaming to the basement of the palatial manor by the four enforcers, all while the assembled heads of the Magi Houses looked on. The frantic man struggled valiantly again...
2023-01-06 14:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It was New Years Eve and Jesse, Blake and Ryan were having a SUPER fun time at the bar! But that was par for the course since they had gotten over the weirdness of changing into super hot chicks every weekend for the past two months. But this was SO much better than trying to club as guys! They N...
2023-01-02 14:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Todd and Brad were just two fourteen year old boys hanging out in Todd's bedroom after Christmas, playing around with some of the new video games the acne covered teen had gotten for the holiday. The fairly wealthy upper middle class boys were already bored with what they'd gotten and were just s...
2022-12-31 02:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Alexis and Rhea watched as the two men celebrated on the other side of the net, the buff volleyball players holding the trophy over their heads in victory.
"So, um, what do we do know?" Rhea asked as she fidgeted with her orange top, adjusting it against the strange new sexual or...
2022-12-30 01:44:49 +0000 UTC View PostToday's caption will either be up this afternoon or later this evening, with tomorrow's caption going up tomorrow evening.
Next week we should return to normal schedule uploads on Mondays and Fridays, with captions going live at 8am CST.
2022-12-29 15:07:18 +0000 UTC View Post
"Aw dude, thanks!" Trevor said, taking the smallish wrapped box from his roommate Glen. The overweight former jock sat in his smelly hoodie on his normal spot on the couch, his body surrounded by crumbs and empty beer cans. It seemed like a perfect time to do so, so Trevor let a lout fart out in ...
2022-12-28 14:04:32 +0000 UTC View Post
My apologies for the late upload. I had to recharge from yesterday and slept most of today. Now I'm battling a weird pain in my throat and ear which I hope is just a by-product of hot dry air from the heater constantly running and not me getting sick again. Bleh.
Again, three more uploads t...
2022-12-27 03:50:29 +0000 UTC View PostHope today is finding you all well and full of good loot! If you've followed me for a while you know what I tend to do for Christmas (I had a big plan this year but just no time to do it) so tomorrow's upload will be Christmas themed. It will also go up on DA tomorrow, so you guys get FOUR upload...
2022-12-25 16:44:12 +0000 UTC View Post
*Pop*
John Thompson flinched as he heard coming down the hall of Whitewood Jr. High. It was the tell-tale audio cue that trouble was not far behind it. The seventh grade English teacher was dreading what was to come, but he had to assert his authority (as much as teachers could these days) ...
2022-12-23 14:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"And so you see, the accident started here, when the chemical I was exposed to began changing my internal chemistry, starting with this band of proteins..." Tamara explained, holding up the small model and pointing to it in front of her class. She tried her best to keep her voice enthused and her...
2022-12-21 19:23:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Principle Bernard frowned as he watched the teenagers dance to this...noise they called 'music'. Specifically, he was watching two of them very closely and the sight of the girl in the pink dress pressing herself against the shaggy haired boy made his mood darken even further. How was that clod e...
2022-12-20 01:17:44 +0000 UTC View PostUpload later tonight. Today has involved dealing with more people being EXTREMELY uptight about tiny things than I accounted for, but there WILL be an new caption uploaded before 11pm CST.
2022-12-19 19:18:11 +0000 UTC View PostOkay everyone, here is the plan for next week. I am declaring it as a 'down' week with no uploads for the reasons below.
My Internet is still janky, I am just now coming off being crazy sick, and next week is gonna be busy at at work along with after work (doing my holiday shopping and othe...
2022-12-10 17:02:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I arise from the depths of sleep depriving cold to give you a caption. Now I shall die and return maybe on Monday hopefully. This was meant to be a Whitewood caption but I didn't want to waste time establishing that it was in the town.
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Victor was thrilled! The fifty-five year old...
2022-12-09 14:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
"Ugh, I go three years without catching it and now I've got the damn thing" I grunted, wincing at the pain in my throat and the throbbing of my head as I settled down into my recliner to wait for the meds to kick in. I had just taken a Mucinex and a full cup of cough medicine, and my plan was to ...
2022-12-05 14:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone. Just letting you know that I'm sick, it's likely Covid, luckily I am fully boostered and vaccinated so it's just a rough cold. But it still sucks. So I'm taking a sick day.
That being said, Monday WILL have a caption. But it's going to be a little different than what you're us...
2022-12-04 02:05:46 +0000 UTC View Post
The married couple of Isaac and Beth Johnson had recently moved to the town of Whitewood for new jobs, and most of their free time outside of getting established in their new careers had been spent fixing up their house and unpacking. It hadn't left a lot of room for romance, but finally the nigh...
2022-12-02 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"Okay Lisa, you've had your fun. Change me back!" The little blonde girl said, stamping her foot in front of the much larger woman that was standing in the bedroom of the home they shared.
"Oh, but this is so much fun Kevin! Just one more spell, pleeease?" Lisa begged the little ...
2022-11-28 14:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry for the slightly late post. Thanksgiving, family, falling asleep at the computer, you know how it goes.
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"Ugh, like, this tan is taking FOREVER!" Stacy grumbled as she loaded herself back into the tanning bed in the basement. She hated this thing, but it was the o...
2022-11-25 16:35:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry for the return to slightly smaller text on this one. It got REALLY out of control, I actually deleted like two entire pages worth of text for this to make it fit. It was too late to go in and resize or fix the layout, so I opted for Size 10 font to get it all into the caption area. Expand t...
2022-11-21 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Again, my apologies for the delay.
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It had been just another day in the big city. Cody, a delivery van driver, was just getting off of work with the rest of his coworkers and friends, all of them eager to spend a Friday evening in a bar somewhere. After all, they had all survived ...
2022-11-19 00:21:39 +0000 UTC View Post