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[F4A] Your Dominant Mommy Puts You to Bed after a Long Day [EXCLUSIVE]

It's been a long day. You're tired, you're worn down, and you didn't mean to fall asleep on the couch. Don't worry though, your loving girlfriend has your back and is ready to escort you to the bedroom with all the added perks of cuddling, kissing, and pillow talking.

[F4M] Your Bully Calling You Boyfriend Leads to a Confession [EARLY] [PT1]

You and your bully have been put together for a project. In her typical fashion, she does absolutely none of the work. She makes you do it, and you oblige since you honestly don't know how well your project would have turned out had she pitched in. Spoiler alert, probably bad. She's not the brigh...

I'M BEHIND!?!

I had a REALLY rough night tonight, so I'm going to push uploads back just one more day this week. I didn't know that I was one audio short this week and I was going to kick my ass in gear but I had a really bad night mentally so I'm going to wait. I think the Halloween special threw me off to ma...

Quick Thumbnail Poll

For tonights upload. I know it's like suuuper late but I have so many options and I need some insight.

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2024-11-05 21:08:50 +0000 UTC View Post

Idea Charting

Haven't done one of these in a while, I'm a little rusty and it's almost 4 AM so these are kind of brief but hang on for a second.

Gladiator Girlfriend Fights for You - basically if you were royalty and in order to be a suitor, you need to fight to the death. Speaker ends up victorious, of...

Audio Poll

An audio poll for the next upload? I think I'm behind, I'm not sure. My stomach ache messed me up.

IOS Fees (and How to Avoid Them)

Hey guys, just a heads up, Apple will be charging a 30% fee when you purchase a tier in the Patreon app. This boosts the price of the tiers and that money does not go to the creators that you're generously spending on.

Although none of you have reported it happening as of yet, it still grea...

I Actually Have Food Poisoning This Time

If ur wondering why I didn’t upload today it’s because I took two naps today and have been in and out of the bathroom almost the whole day.

Pray for me

[F4A] [EARLY] Your Protective Sugar Mommy Puts You in Your Place...

She's leaving again. Her job often makes her go out on dangerous missions every few months, so she'll be gone for a few days. You don't want her to go, you want her with you at all times, but she puts you in your place. She can't have you getting injured, or worse, and that is no place for you. Y...

[F4A] [EXCLUSIVE] Your Enemy/Assassin Has Something... Intimate to Share With You

You're never able to let your guard down. Constantly looking over your shoulder for an organization that is against you. You think you're in the clear, for now, except the woman who is destined to kill you is standing in your living room holding a glass of your liquor. She, however, isn't here to...

Thumbnail Poll

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2024-10-31 02:55:07 +0000 UTC View Post

EXCLUSIVE POLL FOR TOMORROW

AND DONT TIE THEM

I Fear I May Have Food Poisoning

Guys, can you get food poisoning from frozen berries? They're expired by a year but they're frozen so they should be fine, right?

Anyways guys, the agenda for this week is right here and I'm probably going to be doing these more often just to keep all my patreon pookies updated.

ALRIG...

thumbnail poll

a little late and also idk what quote im gonna put on it yet but here's the bases for ya'll

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2024-10-27 06:28:17 +0000 UTC View Post

[F4A] [EARLY] Your Girlfriend Wakes You Up With Kisses and an Unexpected Surprise

A few wet kisses on your face was enough to wake you up this morning. Your girlfriend was on top of you, trying to poke and prod you awake. You really didn't want to get up, but her kisses made it really hard to keep a straight face. When she offered you a surprise, you gave up on the act and spr...

DANGNABBIT

WOOP HERE IT IS!

EXCLUSIVE COMING OUT TOMORROW BECAUSE I SPENT ALL NIGHT FIGHTING WITH A GIRL ON REDDIT INSTEAD OF DOING MY FUCKING JOB I'M SORRY OKAY!!!!

EARLY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON MONDAY/TUESDAY WILL BE OUT ALSO AND A THUMBNAIL POLL.

IN THE MEANTIME, MY EXCLUSIVES, PLEAS...

EXCLUSIVE AUDIO POLL

Hey! This one is going to be a smaller poll, since I haven't really had time to brainstorm ideas. I also don't have time to do a separate idea post tonight, so I'm going to just do what I did... the time before last time? And explain all of the ideas right here.

Agent Saves You - Thi...

[F4A] [EARLY] Your Sleep Deprived Best Friend Accidentally Admits She's In Love With You

You haven't seen your best friend in a while. She's always working, which is understandable given her history. She needs this job and she needs to do well, and when she told you she was able to hang out when the both of you were free, you were ecstatic. Only, she was late and looked like hell. Sh...

[F4A] [EXTENDED] Giving Your Tsundere Roommate Her First Kiss PT 2

You left. When morning came and the early hours of the morning set in, you had to leave the apartment. When you got back, your roommate was understandably pissed. You kissed her, cuddled her, and shared your feelings with her, but in the morning you were completely MIA? You toyed with her last n...

[F4A] [EARLY] Giving Your Tsundere Roommate Her First Kiss

You had a nightmare that your roommate got into a relationship... and not with you. You made the executive decision then and there that you needed to make some moves to secure your spot in your roommate's heart, and that's how you ended up in her room at 4 in the morning, begging her to let you s...

[F4A] [EXCLUSIVE] Girlfriend Knows How to Cure Your Insomnia

You've been having a hard time falling asleep lately and apparently it shows. Your girlfriend has pointed it out and she wants you to be healthy. After pinpointing the reason and asking what you may have tried, she comes up with her clinical solution: cuddling. Kisses, cuddling, and hand trailin...

[F4A] [EARLY] Sister's Best Friend Sneaking Into Your Bed Ends In You Sharing

Heyyy sooo I actually wasn't lying in the audio when I said I got a migraine (I got it maybe 10 minutes into recording) so I'm just going to leave it here with very very base editing and will come back for the synopsis and stuff later.

THUMBNAIL POLL

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2024-10-11 03:45:31 +0000 UTC View Post

[F4A] [EXTENDED] [PT 2] Your Bully Accidentally Calls You Baby

After a few dates, the two of you actually, surprisingly, clicked super well. You've been dating for a while now, albeit your relationship being pretty private. After hearing your girlfriend talk about their mysterious partner to one of her friends, it throws you into a loop. What would happen if...

[F4A] [EARLY] Your Bully Accidentally Calls You Baby [PT 1][Strangers to Lovers] [Dom to Sub] [Confession]

You have a bully. It's... a little weird, though? She bullies you by calling you names and accusing you of being in love with her. Weird, right? You would almost think she has a crush on you. Well... when she comes by to berate you some more, she lets the pet name slip. She...

Updates and Whatnot

Hey gang just a wee little update and stuff.

I’m going to be recording and posting the Patreon exclusive tomorrow (whatever was voted highest on the poll will be what I upload) and on top of that, I’m going to try to post two earlies, one with an extension since I know I promised it, al...

[F4A] Possessive Tsundere Vampire Eliminates Your Enemies

Your vampire girlfriend has a surprise for you and it's nothing that you expect. She knows more about you than you think and she went out of her way to get rid of any distractions or worse, people that could hurt you. You're her prized possession and she will do anything to keep you here. 2024-10-05 06:05:51 +0000 UTC View Post