Again, sorry for the wait. Admittedly this one took a bit longer because I started to doubt the direction the fight was going in. I think I have the tone figured out now, but this may change more as it goes along. This is the first time I've posted a chapter with a 'yo I might change this shit la...
2021-03-24 19:23:45 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve been dealing with some bullshit housing stuff the last few days, sudden inspection notice. Lot of cleaning. Things will go back to normal soon.
2021-03-23 20:58:37 +0000 UTC View PostPimpington’s body undergoes numerous changes as the transformation overtakes him, each more implausible than the last. The man loses his thin, lanky proportions, growing almost triple his height and girth. As his hands grow, his many rings break into dozens of tiny pieces during and the shatter...
2021-03-21 20:28:23 +0000 UTC View Post“THIS ONE’S FOR ALL THE BEASTGIRLS YOU STOLE,”
Sam bashes Pimpington’s fucking head in with her sword, and she doesn’t stop at just onE. After confirming the bastard to be stunned, the Princess starts screaming and going on a rampage. She lets go of his hand and strikes him down w...
2021-03-20 01:55:09 +0000 UTC View PostSo I didn't look into the hierarchy of noble titles at the time of first mentioning the Gloomcrest family of Dawnstead. I just took to calling him the local Lord, but in reality Lord is a very low ranking title.
I need to retcon this sometime, as Osbourne Gloomcrest is the Duke of the Arrar...
2021-03-20 00:04:40 +0000 UTC View PostPimpington wastes no time in proving my worst fears true. Sam rushes towards him with her sword, ready to attack with her full power. Whatever damage he sustained from Zutiria’s attack isn’t bothering him anymore. Instead, he stares at the oncoming great blader in silence before calmly taking...
2021-03-19 04:24:23 +0000 UTC View Post
While he isn't going to show up for a very, very, very long time, I felt like designing Sam's often mentioned father, the infamous King Theostus Lundreame.
2021-03-18 02:26:51 +0000 UTC View PostThe horror ends as soon as Zutiria mutters, “Shaddaswap,” under her whispered breath. The Mage’s eyes twitch from the stress spellcasting brings upon her body, but shortly after the incantation Sam and Meri fall into their shadows. This removes Pimpington’s rapier before he can impale the...
2021-03-18 01:24:11 +0000 UTC View PostIf Pimpington’s honor means he’s going to try harder to hurt my girls, then he can shove his honor up his ass. As surreal as his declaration of respect was, I can’t let the underlying weirdness infect my mind. Not when he’s about to unleash two rings at the same time.
Just like befo...
2021-03-17 06:38:05 +0000 UTC View PostPimpington yawns as he dodges, parries, and avoids every attack Sam and Meri throw at him. He glides to the right after the Princess brings her big sword down in a mighty strike. On the left, his sword catches Meri’s, and the pimp circles the blade around his own to push back. Before he can thr...
2021-03-16 01:11:19 +0000 UTC View PostFor data's sake, I want to know how many readers have become Patrons from Scribblehub versus Webnovel. If you come from neither, then don't worry about this!
2021-03-15 22:53:11 +0000 UTC View Post
He is here. You may now look upon him and rejoice.
Whenever I edit his earlier chapters, I'll have to add in descriptions of his over the top rose aesthetic. He did not have a rose theme until I was plotting out the Pimpfort and included a lot of rose bushes in the floor plans, until it got...
2021-03-15 11:07:23 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday I randomly decided to release 4 chapters all at once in an attempt to get on the trending list. So before I post more I have to write 4 more of the battle chapters, but its fine. I only did it cause these ones are short and easy to write. just letting you know.
2021-03-14 23:59:36 +0000 UTC View PostFaster than anyone could have predicted, Sir Pimpington goes on the assault. Only a few scant feet away from the warrior Princess, a faint blue outline of the Fencer’s silhouette appears. The sapphire ring flashes brightly and the Pimp disappears from his position on the other end of the room o...
2021-03-14 23:54:48 +0000 UTC View Post
First thing I've drawn in a few weeks now. This is just a warm up, too! You might finally get to see the man himself visualized sooner than you might think!
2021-03-13 23:19:10 +0000 UTC View Post“First off, ladies, Guild man, I feel I have to stress somethin’. Any weird-ass lookin’ statues n’ paintings n’ shit you saw on the way here? Complete blasphemy. Shit’s not canon, ya dig? If y’all could just forget ever seein’ that shit, then-”
“Afraid that’s not going...
2021-03-13 03:42:15 +0000 UTC View PostThank you so much for this guys, I can't believe it. It's been a dream come true to actually create something that people want to support to this extent, and I just wanted to tell you all how much I appreciate it.
While I'm currently writing the Pimpington fight I want to let you guys know ...
2021-03-12 11:38:18 +0000 UTC View PostReturning back to the room with all the portraits, upon my direction, the girls all settle down for a moment so we can have a discussion. The three of them stop right in front of the large, intimidating boss door, and I catch each adventurer nervously taking a glance at it.
The threat loomi...
2021-03-12 05:32:23 +0000 UTC View PostWhile the situation has me panicked, I come to a logical conclusion very quickly. Its... a strange idea to think about it, but short of being attacked by our enemies through arson- which doesn’t seem to be the case- I can’t think of any other cause for the smell of fire in the air.
I kn...
2021-03-11 03:59:59 +0000 UTC View PostSnow was understanding of Cherry’s request and went to go grab several pillows from out of storage to make Peri a new seat on the ground. For reasons which I’m sure there’s no need to explain, the blue-haired Catfolk is now unable to sit on her stool. She makes herself at home on her new te...
2021-03-09 21:22:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe trio of adventurers enters into a large, circular room with a domed roof. In the middle is what feels like the umpteenth stone statue we’ve seen tonight. This time, instead of some over-the-top display depicting the life of Sir Pimpington, the sculpture is just a standard-looking blind godd...
2021-03-08 23:15:17 +0000 UTC View PostThe trio of adventurers exit the relaxation room and enter a golden corridor with paintings on both sides of the wall, six in total. At the end of this familiar passage lies a t-shaped split leading to three doors. The magical spotlights flicker on and off, all pointing straight at the giant door...
2021-03-07 23:08:57 +0000 UTC View PostWith the mentally-addled Princess leading the pack, the party advances deeper into the Pimpfort once more.
Leaving the mini-boss room behind, they journey down a strangely shaped golden hallway leading west, south-west, and then very briefly south. There were no traps or anything of note in...
2021-03-06 00:30:21 +0000 UTC View PostAfter waking up Zutiria and putting their armor back on, the girls proceed into the newly discovered chamber. This secret room is much like the first one, being a dimly lit stone chamber with red roses growing on both sides of a path leading south. Another empty pedestal and another statue dioram...
2021-03-05 09:49:23 +0000 UTC View PostSnow wasn’t happy, especially since I’m basically using Zutiria’s disability as an excuse to fulfill my own selfish desires. At first, I was able to convince the older cat that my plan would lift up the team’s spirits and get them all raring. Not to mention Zutiria will enjoy an expanded ...
2021-03-04 09:04:44 +0000 UTC View Post“There’s something I’ve been thinking about for a while now, and it involves the Royal Blood. I think you need to look at your condition a little differently, Sam. Will you humor me for just a moment?”
“...Aren’t I already doing that?” She pouts in a sad way, not her typical a...
2021-03-03 21:31:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat am I supposed to do in this situation? I knew Sam was volatile, but this... this just isn’t anything I thought was possible.
It was naive of me to think this way. Just because I’m in love with her shouldn’t cloud my judgment of her condition... but it did.
Gods...
She...
2021-03-03 03:11:42 +0000 UTC View PostJudging by the huge ice wall on the other side of the room looks like Boss’s plan worked. Zuzu must be fucked right about now. What with her disability and all that...
I can’t be worried bout those two, though.
Got my own battle to fight, and Boss is counting on me to not fuck thi...
2021-03-02 08:25:16 +0000 UTC View PostTo start the two distinct battles, I issue an order to Sam. She’s much more liable to act out on her own if I don’t put my foot down as soon as possible. “I don’t want you fighting too aggressively, Princess. You’re at a disadvantage on your own, and you should try to focus on drawing t...
2021-03-01 21:53:45 +0000 UTC View PostNot sure what's going on, but the last 2 days I've just felt really unmotivated which is very atypical of me. Chapter 143 is like 90% done, I've just only been able to write a tiny bit at a time without my attention span fucking off for whatever reason.
Should be done tomorrow regardless of...
2021-03-01 07:04:55 +0000 UTC View Post