TW: gunshot sounds
i can't believe i agreed to this. i want it on record that using you as bait to get information is a terrible plan. I'm ready for when this all goes sideways inevitably, just make sure you stick to the plan.
2022-06-04 00:43:20 +0000 UTC View Post
i can't believe i thought this would be so easy. don't get me wrong trying to do this with you for the past half hour has been so much fun but i thought this would be so much simpler than it is. don't worry, i promise you we're gonna get it.
2022-06-03 20:32:10 +0000 UTC View Post
i hate when we have communication issues, because what we are fighting about isn't even what we are fighting about. i don't want to fight anymore, i just want us to work and it's hard when we struggle.
2022-06-03 18:07:47 +0000 UTC View Post
you can catch the sunsetting between the buildings from my seat at this cafe. i'm waiting for you to come and join me, you're running late as per usual. you're always worth the wait.
2022-06-03 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
i heard a buzzing coming from our bedroom when i find you in bed playing with one of your old toys. part of me knows you were being so loud on purpose so i would catch you but that doesn't spare you from me teasing you a bit.
2022-06-02 03:14:55 +0000 UTC View Post
[spoilers for season 4 of stranger things]
i can't believe we watched the whole season in a day, well i guess the whole volume? i can't believe we have to wait a whole month to finally find out what happens. it's time for bed now baby, you said that once finish the season w...
2022-05-31 16:56:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Iidon't remember falling asleep on the couch but clearly i did. you wake me up not because i had fallen asleep but because you wanted some advice on the game I was playing before. of course i'll help you but i'm going back to sleep right after.
2022-05-31 16:03:17 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the most 2000s movie I've seen in a while, it's was a nice blast of nostalgia. Come cuddle up in bed next to me turn on this movie and let's enjoy the 2002 classic Scooby Doo.
What you will need to enjoy Movie Night.
1) have this audio pulle...
2022-05-31 15:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
we are back at Hogwarts this week. we are pretty deep into the The Prisoner Of Azkaban. Harry and the gang are battle dementors these week and trying to remember the positions in quidditch. if you are enjoying the series please let me know.
2022-05-30 17:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
i've had these songs stuck in my head all week for some reason, i blame TikTok to be honest. either way, the only way to unstick a song is to actually sing it.
2022-05-30 16:31:44 +0000 UTC View Post
we both need to go to sleep if we want to have any hope of fixing our sleep cycle. i know you aren't tired you are never tired but you gotta try. what do i have to do to get you to go to sleep?
2022-05-29 05:57:40 +0000 UTC View Post
very similar to get to know knight except here we are only answer nsfw questions. if you have a nsfw question you can ask it right here.
you think running will keep you from getting into trouble, come back here! once I catch you you're gonna be in such big trouble, don't worry it'll be the best kind of trouble.
2022-05-26 16:03:09 +0000 UTC View Post
you always want sometimes to coax you to sleep. it's so late, i can barely keep my eyes open, would you be okay if I just hummed you to sleep?
2022-05-26 16:03:06 +0000 UTC View Post
it's the middle of the night when you wake me up, the contracts are getting much much closer together. I think we need to call the doctor and start our trip down to the hospital.
2022-05-24 16:41:34 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Monday so you know what that means, another installment of Get To Know Knight the show where you ask me questions and I give you answers to the best of my abilities.
If you want to ask me a question you can here 2022-05-23 15:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
i was just passing through the living room when i see you teary eyed sitting on the couch. is everything okay?
2022-05-22 16:36:42 +0000 UTC View Post
there were a ton of request on the form for a longer beard scratching audio. so here is 10 pure minutes of beard scratching, i hope you enjoy it. lemme know if it triggered your asmr.
2022-05-22 16:23:23 +0000 UTC View Post
i should of told you before i did anything but i knew you would try to talk me out of it. either way we won't have to stay long distance anymore, i figured out a way to end the distance. i can't wait til we are back together again.
2022-05-21 21:07:44 +0000 UTC View Post
probably one of my favourite end game scenes, i recorded this shortly after seeing the movie but never ended up posting it until today.
2022-05-20 19:09:46 +0000 UTC View Post
working from home is amazing but the day we can both work from home are actually magic. i was gonna take the morning off of work to fix my car but it looks like mother nature had other plans. that's okay, the other plans are so much better.
2022-05-20 18:52:52 +0000 UTC View Post
i’m so happy i was able to sneak out of the office for lunch. i’ve missed our mid day dates. i’m bringing home some takeout for us, wanna have lunch together?
2022-05-19 15:20:10 +0000 UTC View Post
there is nothing worse than waking up to your period and to cramps. it's okay though, i'm right here and i'll literally do whatever i can to make it better and to take the pain away. we don't have to go to work for a few hours we can just stay in bed and cuddle until the pain feels a little bette...
2022-05-18 20:56:59 +0000 UTC View Post
we were both getting ready for dinner when i come back into the bedroom and see you sitting on the bed in a towel. i know we have to get ready soon but it's impossible for me to keep my hand off of you. so one thing will definitely lead to another.
2022-05-18 20:55:17 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Monday so you know what that means, another installment of Get To Know Knight the show where you ask me questions and I give you answers to the best of my abilities.
I can't believe this is episode 100, thank you to everyone who has been on this ride with me from week to we...
2022-05-16 19:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Monday so you know what that means, another installment of Get To Know Knight the show where you ask me questions and I give you answers to the best of my abilities.
I can't believe this is episode 100, thank you to everyone who has been on this ride with me from week to we...
2022-05-16 18:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
i got you, now just close your eyes relax and fall asleep on my chest.
2022-05-15 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
okay, you did try, how long you tried is up for debate but at least you did try to go to sleep. and i did promise if you couldn't fall asleep i could find another way to put you to sleep.
2022-05-14 21:14:21 +0000 UTC View Post
it's time for bed bubba, and I know you don't want to at all but just come here, wrap yourself around me and try to go to sleep. for me.
2022-05-14 21:12:45 +0000 UTC View Post
i know you love these sheets baby, and i do to but we have had them forever. i know how you feel about objects that you've had for a long time so i understand but maybe it's time for a change.
2022-05-14 17:37:51 +0000 UTC View Post