taylor titmouse

tōru and mrs arakawa heights (+penis version)

i haven't drawn tōru in a hot minute and wanted to actually nail down the scale of him beside her. because he's very stocky, but also still very tall. i've written one (1) page of a story with them, we'll see how it goes

how about a satyr

"It's not enough! It's not enough, not enough, not enough!"

"Not even a satyr? My. We'll need something even bigger, then."

starting small

"A goblin? That's the best you can do?!"

"Be nice, Chique. He's trying his best."

flip it turnways 3

"So, Chique? Is it taking effect?"

"If you don't bring something down here to fuck me I'll break out and fuck you myself you son of a bitch bastard."

"Good, that means it's working."

also congrats to chique, the slime picture was apparently their 1...

flip it turnways 2

"You remember the effect of purple slime, don't you Chique? How strong do you think it'll be when applied by the source?"

flip it turnways

me: okay i'm done with the breeding bench

me, later: wait but what if..... face up

doing a poll again, but i'll tell you a secret: the correct answer is purple slime 

gundrid's revenge 5 (with bonus unused sketch)

"Nothing left to say, wizard?"

and that's that for now. romick's ass needs a rest. the sketch was originally going to be part 3 but i wasn't convinced i had the anatomy right + knew i could do better. so i did! but you guys can have a polished up version of it to enjoy now that i'm...

gundrid's revenge 4

"What's that, wizard? I feel you squeezing--"

"No, no--I'm not! I'm--nnh--I'm NOT!"

good morning i'm still on my bullshit

gundrid's revenge 3

"It's too big--too big--"

"Too bad."

gundrid's revenge 2

the first one wasn't humiliating enough

gundrid's revenge pt 1

Nothing but useless sparks, hardly enough to light up the dungeon. To imagine he'd be brought so low by a single piece of enchanted wood...

a lil preamble for the exclusive, coming soon >:)

snakem'n 2

"You don't actually want the answer to that question."

that's probably it for the breeding bench for a minute, i have some other things in mind (and don't want you guys to get tired of it lmao)

snakem'n

"How many fucking monsters do you have down here?!"

personally i think snake people (and any monster with hemipenes) the dicks should be oriented left and right, not top and bottom, because that's how it is in real life. but. for the sake of porn. just this once. top down dicks

wolfman part 2

"Leave it, boy, heel. That's enough."

okay now you can have your wolfman

"Did you have to put the bench so close to the damn wall?"

remember the manipede 2

"How many did she fit in there, Chique? Did you remember to count?"

hi some afternoon plans got moved so i had more time to do a part 2. lol

remember the manipede

"Wait a minute, wait a minute--what about the wolfman? The gorgon?!"

democracy is an illusion i draw what i want

back on the bench again

i had to go through my archives for reasons recently and was looking at the chique breeding bench art again and man, i was on some shit with that.

so let's bring it back again huh. who's in the...

studies week 2

another successful week of studies! i had a Lot more fun doing these than the sketches, and i feel like i actually learned way more about muscles and the planes of the body, and also like. markmaking and blending. for most of these i traced the major lines of the body and painted within that. aft...

REMINDER: December Illustration Poll (Closes Monday)

just pushing this to your inboxes again! only 1/3 of you have voted and the results are within three votes of each other! aaah

posted a little late in the day because i was busy (and forgot) and here's this month's crop of suggestions! toooooon of strong contenders here, can't wait to see w...

[organ grinder music intensifying]

what's nice about fantasy stories with wizards is that even though carousels as we know them weren't invented until the 1860s, i can just say a wizard invented them and it's fine.

so don't worry about the pole, it's magic

this was actually sideways suggested by an anonymous ask, so he...

unicorn in chastity

i started drawing with the intention of hot goth wifing laurestine like i did for eveline that one time but i don't think romick would elevate her to that level. she'd be a beautiful pet no one else is allowed to touch. hence the chastity cage. it's not to keep her in, it's to keep anyone else ou...

studies week 1

i've already shared these on various of social media, but i wanted to wait until i had a week's worth of them before posting here.

i'd picked up a couple of frank frazetta art books last weekend, and while reading through them i decided i wanted to just Get Better. so i got a bunch of refer...

showing him how it feels

one of those moments where i get slapped in the face with an idea and immediately go draw it. it's saturday i can double post

darling (they/them) and dear (he/him) are from this old comic

don't worry ab...

how to touch a unicorn

there's no risk of her biting but i was looking up bridles and one had a ring Exactly where her horn would be and i couldn't resist adding it

don't forget to give your suggestions if you're on the $1...

uh oh i remembered another fantasy character i have

perhaps a part 2 later

reminder for the $10 peeps that the suggestion box opened today! 

taking the measure of him

It can't be any harder than the dragon...

i've had a craving to draw mrs arakawa the last few days and finally had the time and energy to do it. 

also hey! the suggestion box will open tomorrow! if you're a $10 patron start thinking of ideas! if you're a $5 patron, you'l...

eveline and the bandits (november poll illustration)

i really ought to give the bandits solidified designs and names since y'all like em so much. i Am going to eventually make a third princess to do bandit/cnc stuff with but for now: oh no eveline, what will gundrid think

Black Friday Book Sale (Today through Sunday!)

iiiiiit's that time of year! when all my books go on sale in a big honking bundle! from today through sunday everything is 25% off ($3.75) OR you can get it all for a $60 bundle, which is an even better deal than buying them individually. (for some quick money math: if you've bought less than 6 i...

maybe some day i'll draw something real and physical with them

for now you get touchies