goop kiss
"c'mon man, its soo goood..."
"Certain port cities in the Ömnö Islands have reputations as dens of ubiquity, with rumors of ancient, taboo sexual practices and bizarre beliefs persisting into modern day..."
-Yog the Lesser, Histories
"Oh, he's under the d...
2023-07-08 11:51:01 +0000 UTC View Post
nothin like the feeling of a brand new trigger word!
2023-07-06 12:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
3:30 am, the barbecue had been over for about half an hour, and you headed into the backyard to clean up some spare solo cups when you hear someone call out.
"come on in!" the big oaf in the deflating kiddie pool says, clearly loaded. you didn't recognize him (how'd he ev...
2023-07-05 07:34:58 +0000 UTC View Post
*sound effect of tires burning rubber*
2023-07-03 22:42:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Review of Northumberland State Park
☆☆☆☆✬ Reviewed 22 June 2023 via mobile
I can only comment on the showers (as we are staying at a different campground but allowed access here)...The sho...
2023-06-27 20:36:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Micah had just finished doing laundry when his phone buzzed. Could it be? Already? He had only just put in the order yesterday...
The stoat checked his phone and saw a text from an unknown number saying "your order has been delivered. enjoy!" accompanied by a picture of a...
2023-06-20 03:19:08 +0000 UTC View Post
"Ugg ah ah!"*
*"I made breakfast!"
2023-06-18 04:29:29 +0000 UTC View Post
from The Incal by Moebius and Jodorowsky!
impossible not to accidentally call him "finn wolfhard"
2023-06-04 23:18:00 +0000 UTC View Post
getting home at some ungodly hour, hopefully unnoticed, just in time to crawl into bed and sleep off all those light beers, when you hear the fridge close behind you, and three long, powerful, pulling gulps--followed by the sound of a carton collapsing into itself.
"ahh.....
2023-05-14 01:28:04 +0000 UTC View Post
just a couple of long-haulers sucking fucking and trucking their way through the local system, always two steps ahead of johnny law...
2023-05-09 15:49:32 +0000 UTC View Post
cargo defense/escort/first place winner of the kuiper belt classic four years in a row
2023-05-09 15:42:33 +0000 UTC View Post
been big into hippie/metalhead couples lately... talk about a meat tenderizer!
2023-03-31 20:07:31 +0000 UTC View Post
sometimes it takes a good friend to help you open up!
2023-03-31 20:04:31 +0000 UTC View Post
cw: zombies
was watching the last of us HBO show and kept coming back to a very creepy scene where a zombie infects someone by making out with them, aaaand here we are!
He gasped and sputtered for breath as the hulking bear pulled back from their kiss, coughing--the inf...
2023-03-20 16:59:10 +0000 UTC View Post
"Ohhhhffuuuck," todd yowled, practically nailed to the ratty mattress. ronnie was pleased--the big sound tech had been looking forward to this. he grunted, thinking, before effortlessly folding the younger dog in on himself, lean legs pressed to his torso. ronnie licked his lips--got you, lit...
2023-03-20 16:44:34 +0000 UTC View Post
"Ohhhhffuuuck," todd yowled, practically nailed to the ratty mattress. ronnie was pleased--the big sound tech had been looking forward to this. he grunted, thinking, before effortlessly folding the younger dog in on himself, lean legs pressed to his torso. ronnie licked his lips--got you, little ...
2023-03-14 17:45:58 +0000 UTC View Post
a travesty (starring young travis)
p.s. the shirt is real
2023-03-14 00:20:35 +0000 UTC View Post