Pausing at Master Ritsuka’s door, Tlaloc came to a stop and leaned in, listening closely. She couldn’t hear anyone on the other side. And yet she was certain she’d seen someone go in… Was she imagining things, or was something strange happening here?
After a moment of...
2025-07-11 16:16:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe door of the dorm room flew open with a crash, and in tumbled Yang Xiao Long, sweaty, laughing, and fat-assed.
Stumbling, she came to an abrupt stop and, having underestimated the weight of her new derrière, promptly ended up falling onto it. “Oof.” As she struggled to stop la...
2025-07-09 16:35:54 +0000 UTC View PostTheodora ‘Teddy’ Berenstain, Toy Witch, hummed to herself playfully as she sailed her broom over the school ship. “Wow, so big!” she cried, rising even higher, so she could take in the whole thing at once. “I wonder how they make something so heavy float…”
Shaking the qu...
2025-07-07 15:51:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Uh oh! A mysterious man with a magic wand has turned Princess Connect!'s Nozomi into a pair of stylish undies. We should probably be horrified, but, well, just look at how snugly she fits him!
Illustration for Carmina Clothing, Part 1 (Inanimate TF, Princess Connect!) 2025-07-05 16:15:28 +0000 UTC View Post
The results are in, and the winner, with a staggering 106% of the vote... was Grand Leader Krunk! (victorious marching music) Rejoice, for Comrade Krunk has once more been elected to the post of Supreme High Chancellor of East Statesia! Hail to Krunk!
In celebration of Comrade Krun...
2025-07-03 19:07:20 +0000 UTC View Post“H-hey! Let me go!” Hiyoko Saionji struggled against the orderlies’ iron grip as they dragged her through the smooth white corridors of the institute. “Let me go, you bastards.”
“Now, now, Hiyoko,” said the accompanying nurse, a suspiciously plain-looking woman wearing l...
2025-07-03 16:12:42 +0000 UTC View PostGlynda Goodwitch’s buttcheeks bounced in the tight confines of her pencil skirt as she marched through the corridors of Beacon’s dormitory. With every step, she smacked her riding crop against her palm: practice for the asses she was about to beat with it.
Ever since their arrival...
2025-07-01 15:39:31 +0000 UTC View PostIiiiiiit's poll time again! That's right, it's time to grab your identity papers and head down to the local ministry of freedom, where a friendly political officer will show you which of our would-be-leaders you're meant to p-- Oh, sorry, this is for my other channel.
Ahem.
Hey, guys!...
2025-06-30 18:28:37 +0000 UTC View PostDerek sighed as he settled back into his couch, picked up his remote, and hit play on another exciting episode of Don't Toy with Me, Miss Nagatoro.
“Oh, Senpai,” he said, grabbing a large bowl of Doritos. “What comical misadventures will you and Nagatoro get up to today?” S...
2025-06-29 16:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostYou flow through the labyrinth like a ghostly, sticky tidal wave, leaving the tiles of the floor and the walls coated in the ectoplasm of your form. It’d be kinda gross, if not for the fact it’s, well, you, now. When you think about it, it’s no worse than getting dust on you, reall...
2025-06-27 15:51:07 +0000 UTC View PostThe wind whirled, kicking a tumbleweed through the town, across the street, and into the open goal of the local saloon’s doors, where Holo-EN were struggling to get into character.
“Which idiot suggested a western-themed show anyway?” asked Kronii, fighting to cram her famous bust int...
2025-06-25 15:55:20 +0000 UTC View PostA persistent smacking, like a boot striking a hardwood floor, snapped Ruby out of her slumber.
Sitting up in bed, she rubbed her eyes and blinked and groaned. Ugh… What had woken her…? She’d been having such a good dream too. ‘More cookies, Miss Schnee?~’ Urgh…
The d...
2025-06-23 16:42:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Kaga’s fist rapped against the door of Amagi’s bedroom. “Amagi?” she called. “Amagi?” If the Aircraft Carriers’ older sister were in, she was clearly sailing the oceans of Dreamland, because no-one responded, not even when Kaga knocked a third time.
Kaga and Akagi shared a loo...
2025-06-21 15:36:59 +0000 UTC View PostNui Harime lay on her desk and frowned, kicking her legs absently, as she looked down on a clothing store’s worth of haute couture dresses and garments. She’d finished her work as the grand couturier of REVOCs early today, and with an hour or more left on the clock before she was due to finis...
2025-06-15 16:40:50 +0000 UTC View PostThe chandelier’s candles flickered, their magical light glinting off the darkwood furniture and other furnishings of the banquet hall as Mahou settled back in her chair, put her feet up on the table, and sighed an exquisite sigh of victory. “Nyaaaah~,” she said, lying back. “I’m glad
No sooner had they reached the top of the staircase than the doors of the cellar slammed shut with a thoom, making the candles flicker and the chandelier swing on its chain. Their flames glinted in the breastplates of the armor stands and in the darkwood of the furniture and off the marb...
2025-06-12 17:28:25 +0000 UTC View PostOne by one, the five of them slid down the side of the soap-serpent, their feet producing sharp smacks that echoed through the vast interior of the Mansion’s wine cellar. Freiren, curious, sent her light a little higher, illuminating the gigantic stone arches supporting its ceiling. The place s...
2025-06-11 19:15:44 +0000 UTC View PostWith a snap of her fingers, Freiren extinguished her werelight. There was no need for it anymore: the room on the other side of the door shone, as if they were peering through a portal into a tropical, sunlit paradise.
Taking a cautious step through, Freiren recoiled at the clack of her sch...
2025-06-10 17:26:56 +0000 UTC View PostThe clack of their footsteps rolled into the library’s depths like pebbles bouncing off the walls of a bottomless well.
“Well,” said Erza, bringing her hands together with a clap. “I suppose we should start searching. If there’s an exit in here, hidden or otherwise, we’re ...
2025-06-09 17:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostErza didn’t wait a second longer: with inexplicable confidence, she strode straight into the laundry room, leaving the rest of them to stand in the doorway and watch, baffled.
“H-hey!” cried Weiss. “You’re not actually going to get changed, are you?”
E...
2025-06-08 16:54:38 +0000 UTC View Post
The floorboards of the old gymnasium squeaked under D.Va’s boot as she crept through the doorway, her Light Gun raised and ready to fire on anything that might be lurking on the other side.
Fortunately, a few seconds of inspection quickly revealed the gym was empty. The only living ...
2025-06-07 16:18:30 +0000 UTC View PostIn any other set of circumstances, Weiss Schnee might have found some satisfaction in the Mansion’s kitchen. One of the greatest joys of her childhood had been slipping out of bed in the middle of the night and sneaking down to the kitchen of her family’s own mansion to pilfer a midnight snac...
2025-06-06 17:08:30 +0000 UTC View PostThe light of Freiren’s little spell shone up and down the length of the corridor, and glinted off something shiny between the chest of drawers and a podium bearing a vase. Sizing it up, Erza tensed. A guard? …No, not a guard, just a suit of empty armor. Exhaling, she allowed herself to relax ...
2025-06-05 16:50:59 +0000 UTC View PostNo sooner had the laughter started than it faded, leaving them all standing silent in the dark, with only Miss Silver’s little ball to give them light. Frowning, Weiss rubbed her ears, wondering if it had even been real in the first place. Perhaps this place was simply driving her to madness. ...
2025-06-04 17:02:14 +0000 UTC View PostWeiss woke with a splitting headache, like she’d been up all night listening to Ruby talk about weapons. Sitting up, she clutched her temple and moaned, struggling even to get her eyes open–the second she dared raise her lids, a thousand needles stabbed her pupils. The clamor in her ears was ...
2025-06-03 14:11:26 +0000 UTC View PostThe sound of clapping rolled over the crowd, deafeningly loud, yet nothing to do with their applause.
On the stage, the contestants squatted, placed their hands on their knees, and without any further hesitation, started twerking as if possessed by some kind of ass-obsessed demon, the...
2025-06-02 17:05:34 +0000 UTC View PostThe votes are in, and we have our winners!
Frieren (Freiren) - 22 votes
Weiss (RWBY) - 21 votes
Samus (Metroid) - 19 votes
Ilulu (Dragon Maid) - 15 votes
Erza (Fairy Tail) - 15 votes
Emilia (Re:Zero) - 15 votes
Gura (Vtuber) - 14 votes
Nicole (ZZZ)...
2025-06-01 19:16:46 +0000 UTC View PostYuuka hurried through the streets of Kivotos, her bag swinging at her side. Seminar had a meeting scheduled, and the last thing she wanted was to be late.
Reaching the crossing, she looked both ways and stepped onto the road. Halfway across, however, something that snatched her attention aw...
2025-05-31 16:30:17 +0000 UTC View PostVote to decide which of the characters below will be fighting to escape the Mansion of Madness! You can choose multiple options!
Just like last time, we've had so many entrants that I've had to split the poll in half. Make sure to check out the A-poll here: 2025-05-30 20:03:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Vote to decide which of the characters below will be fighting to escape the Mansion of Madness! You can choose multiple options!
Just like last time, we've had so many entrants that I've had to split the poll in half. Make sure to check out the B-poll here: 2025-05-30 20:02:21 +0000 UTC View Post