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Battle Royale with Cheese!

Hey again! So, my previous post got a good amount of support, so I'm planning to go ahead with the plan. 

For those of you who missed my explanation: a while back, the Bakeneko opened a portal to the multiverse. Ever since, they've had such fun hunting various fictional characters that...

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Battle Royale with Cheese?

Hey, everyone! So I've been thinking about running a big, Choose Your Own Adventure-style Battle Royale story where you guys get to vote for the characters, what they do, what happens to them, etc. Before I can commit to it though, I need to know enough of you are interested. Like this post/leave...

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Catgirl Online! (Inanimate TF, Expansion)


The soft toll of a bell snapped Seigu out of her work-trance. Dingdong! it went, infuriatingly charming. You have a guest!

A voice echoed through the building block. “Seeeeeigu!”

With a sigh, Seigu folded up the holographic balance sheet and turned to ...

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Story Poll #11 Results

Story Poll #11 is now closed. This time, the winner was 'Catgirl Online (Inanimate TF)'. Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new idea...

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Story Poll #11

Vote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon exclusive story!

(You can pick multiple options!)

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Fairy Tail Funpark (Inanimate TF, Fairy Tail)


Lucy frowned as she poked her head out of the bathroom, half-expecting Natsu to jump straight through her window. When he failed to appear, she sighed in relief. She had a long day of guild work ahead of her, and she could do without any unpleasant surprises.

As she struggled to ...

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Totally Lingerie (Inanimate TF, Totally Spies)


Clover’s knees clanged against the floor of the unrealistically large vent as she crawled. “Urgh,” she said,  struggling to keep her voice down, “like, how much further do we have to gooo? I thought you said this was a shortcut?”

“I didn’t say it was a shortcut...

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Story Poll #Fanfic Results

Bonus poll no. 2 is now closed. This time, the winner was 'Totally Lingerie (Totally Spies Clothing TF)'. Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and ...

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Story Poll #FANFIC (BONUS ROUND)

Bonus Round #2! This time it's fanfics! 

(You can pick multiple options!)

Edit: Will She Blend? will be open to character submissions. 

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That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Flower (TG, Monstergirl TF, Hypnosis, Tentacles)


The feeling of dirt on his feet stirred Natsume from sleep. Rubbing his eyes, he groaned–it sounded remarkably high-pitched. Urgh, what just happened to me?

Staring at the blackness of his own eyes, he massaged his temple and tried to remember. He recalled a road, a tr...

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Cowgirl Cattle Auction (TG, Cowgirl TF)


Things had changed a lot since the Bakeneko’s invasion of Earth. As you might expect, the arrival of an alien race whose technology can play with the fabric of reality with all the ease of a kitten batting a ball of yarn had had something of an influence on the planet.

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Story Poll #TG Results

The TG-themed bonus poll is now closed. The winner was 'Cowgirl Cattle Auction (TG, Cowgirl TF)'. Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any...

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Story Poll #TG (BONUS ROUND)

That's right, in an effort to give some of this Patreon's less popular fetishes a shot at the limelight, we're giving them exclusive polls! Here's the first!

(You can pick multiple options!)


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Less-than-Happy Meals (Inanimate TF)


The first thing Alice saw as she stepped into the restaurant was the advertisement glowing above the counter: TRY OUR NEW WORLDBURGER– NOW WITH TWICE THE WORLD – A PLANET OF PLEASURE IN YOUR MOUTH! – ONLY AVAILABLE AT WORLD EATERS!

“So, what are you planning to have?” a...

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The Secondhand Store (Inanimate TF)


Kazumi gulped as she descended the staircase, shoes slapping against the steps, palm squeaking against the metal of the railing. Her heart thudded in her chest. The smell of mildew wrinkled her nostrils.

Coming to a stop in the cold, stone alcove that terminated the stairs, she s...

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Story Poll #10 Results

Story Poll #10 is now closed. This time, the winner was 'The Secondhand Store (Inanimate TF)'. Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any ne...

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Story Poll #10

Vote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon exclusive story!

(You can pick multiple options!)

Note: since several of you have asked me for different sequels to Titillating Toy Trip (e.g. clothing trip, food trip, more sex toys, etc) and the poll has so many options already,...

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Bottle of Bitch (Inanimate TF)


Tightening her expression, the president of the student council climbed onto the stage, her pristine school-store heels clacking against the wood. Seizing the podium, she took a deep breath and puffed up her chest. Confidence, Mindy. Before her rolled an ocean of her fellow st...

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Catgirl Isekai (Catgirl Invasion!, Inanimate TF, Absorption)


Streaking across the asphalt, the lightning bolt slammed its pulsing pink shaft into the side of a passing bus and lit it up like a neon glow stick. For several seconds the vehicle sat there shining, before folding in on itself like a piece of metal origami, changing size and texture a...

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Story Poll #9 Results

Story Poll #9 is now closed. This time, the winner was 'Catgirl Isekai! (Inanimate TF)'. Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new idea...

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Story Poll #9

Vote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon exclusive story!

(You can pick multiple options!)

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Magical Girl Hazing (Panties TF)


Sakura’s heart fluttered as she climbed the apartment’s stairs. With each creaking step, the Trinket Friday had given her bounced on her petite chest. Dangling from a slim golden chain around her neck, it took the form of a heart-shaped amethyst the same color as her hair. Even now...

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Story Poll #8 Results

Story Poll #8 (or, more specifically, its tiebreaker) is now closed. This time, the winner was 'Magical Girl Hazing (Panties TF)', with 56% of the final vote. Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for fu...

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Story Poll #8 Tiebreaker

For the first time in the long, long history of this Patreon, a poll doesn't have a clear winner! Bottle of Bitch and Magical Girl Hazing have been neck and neck ever since it opened, so, for the first time ever, we're going to run a tiebreaker! 

Before you vote, a li...

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Story Poll #8

Vote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon exclusive story!

(You can pick multiple options!)

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Shipgirl Retirement (Inanimate TF, Azur Lane)

In an effort to salvage some of their recent losses, the Sakura Empire's Akashi developed a special recycling ship to turn wrecks into fresh supplies for the fleet! Unfortunately, it has a hard time telling the difference between sunken ships and floating ones, as poor Takao her...

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Art Poll #4 Results

The fourth Art Poll is now closed. This time, the winner was 'Shipgirl Retirement (Azur Lane Clothing TF)'. Congratulations to those of you who voted for it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above...

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Art Poll #4

Vote to decide what I should draw for my next set of Patreon-exclusive pics!

(You can pick multiple options!)

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Countess Captions!

Hey, everyone! It's been almost three months since I launched Countess Captions, so it's time for another update/shameless advertisement.

If you missed the first couple of announcements, Countess- and Duchess-tier patrons can now access and request exclusive captions on my Discord.  So...

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Titillating Toy Trip (Inanimate TF)


As she finished the last file in her digital In-Tray, Seigu’s head hit her desk with a thud.  “Urrgh,” she said, “I nyeed a break, nya.”

Snapping upright, she summoned a hologram of the rest of the day’s schedule. An endless barrage of meetings and appointments m...

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