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ROYAL REWARD: Hiyoko's Ultimate Meal (Weight Gain, Inflation, Vore, Danganronpa)

The mobility scooter’s motors whined as Hiyoko squeezed the accelerator. “Come on,” she cried, voice huskier than ever. “Come on!” 

She clutched the accelerator again. The motors gave another furious scream, and at last she jerked forward, her engorged body’s blabber jiggli...

ROYAL REWARD: Ina's Collection: Gen 3 (Inanimate TF, Hololive)

The door creaked as Marine closed it carefully behind her. Turning, she crept across the floor, the candle in her hand flickered with every step. Ahead of her sat a little table with five chairs and in four of them: shadowed figures, their hoods pulled down over their heads. A lantern swung above...

ROYAL REWARD: Punishing the Panty Thief (Inanimate TF)

The glass fogged as Refia leaned in close, her bright pink eyes locked on the items displayed on the other side. Wiping away the condensation, she pressed her palms against the glass and leaned in even closer, her mouth curling into an enormous, mischievous smile. 

On the other side of...

Suggestion: Kazuma's Cursed Mirror

Kazuma scanned the shelf with a twitch of the eye, trying to block out the sound of goddess-on-lich violence behind him. 

“L-Lady Aqua! Lady Aqua!” Down on the floor, her butt up in the air and Aqua’s heel atop it, Wiz squealed. “Stop it! Stooop! I’m going to disappear...

Story Poll #28 Results

Story poll #28 is over! This time, the winner was Catastrophic Charity (Mass Inanimate TF) at 22 votes! Congratulations to those of you who voted for it!

Story Poll #28

Vote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon exclusive story! You can pick multiple options!

ROYAL REWARD: To Love RuPG, Part 2 (Digitization, TG, Body Control, Doggirl TF, Cowgirl TF)

Riko lay in the bed of a digital inn and shivered, her body aching with exhaustion, as Mikan scrolled through the skill menu looking for parts of her to boost. 

“Hmm,” said the younger woman, pinching her chin in thought. “There are so many options I don’t know what to pick! Ma...

ROYAL REWARD: Punished Thigh-High (Clothing TF)

You’re passing by the clothing store, ambling casually towards the next item on your itinerary, when you happen to catch sight of the love of your life in the window. Skidding to a stop, you back track, brushed your hair from your eyes, and plant your face against the glass. 

There t...

Suggestion: SWXY (Sluttification, Breast/Butt Expansion, RWBY)

Dangling over the side of her bed, Ruby stared at the ceiling and kicked her legs and blew a raspberry. “Boooored… Booooored… Boooooored…” Oobleck had held her behind after class, leaving the rest of her team to go on a mission without her. Left all alone, she had no choice b...

ROYAL REWARD: Binge Transformation (Inanimate TF: Furniture/Clothing/Food)

Sitting outside the café with a cup of tea and a fashion mag, Pandora felt an itch that could only be scratched in a very particular manner.

Cracking her neck, she grit her teeth and turned her attention back to her magazine, struggling to focus on the words. Raising her cup, sh...

ROYAL REWARD: The Collector, Part 2 (Inanimate TF, High School DxD)

“Nyaaah~! It’s almost time, nya!” With a squeal of delight, Shushuka spun on her chair, kicking off the walls and sending it spiraling across the floor of the processing plant. Behind her, the factory’s machines trilled and purred like a clowder of hungry cats just waiting for ...

ROYAL REWARD: Bimbo Boobs! (Absorption, Bimbofication, TG, Mild Futa)

“Come on, little guy, in nyou go~!”

“No, no! Let me go! Let me go! Let me–” Schlup!

Huddled in the changing rooms, Hiro covered his mouth and tried not to make a sound as he listened to the carnage outside the store. He’d been in the middle of buying so...

ROYAL REWARD: Kawakami’s New Mistress (Futanari)

Kawakami’s heels clacked against the floor as she marched through the saucer, hands clenched, expression taut. Approaching her Mistress’s bedroom door, she came to an abrupt stop, biting her lip and shuffling on the spot. Her maid uniform felt somehow stifling all of a sudden. She ...

ROYAL REWARD: Mother-Daughter Bonding (Absorption, RWBY)

The bottle of wine struck the table with a clack. “I’m just saying,” said Summer, struggling to keep herself upright. “When it comes to who’s the best fighter, my Ruby’s the obvious answer, you–hic–know?”

“That’s ridiculous,” cried Raven, waving her own bottle around...

Wheel of Fates (Inanimate TF, Misc, Various Series)

The murmuring of the crowd rose higher and high

ROYAL REWARD: Dollolive, Fauna and Sana (Inanimate TF, Hololive)

A chance encounter with Princess Futanari sees Fauna and Sana used and abused till they can't take anymore. (There's only so much semen a doll can hold, after all!) 

ROYAL REWARD: Porcelain Puella (Inanimate TF, Madoka)

Homura’s base clattered against the stand as the maid lowered her with a frown. Tightening her grip on her handles, she turned her a little to the right, stepped back, cocked her head, and made to turn her a little to the left. Stepping back again, she inspected her again, nodded in satisfactio...

ROYAL REWARD: Tracer's Typewriter Troubles (Expansion, Bimbofication)

Tracer's day was going pretty well, until she fell afoul of a Bakeneko with a magic typewriter. A few taps of the keys were all it took to vanish her clothes and resize her assets with some very generous adjectives. And let's not even guess at what the word 'SLUT' will do to her head...

(Ho...

ROYAL REWARD: Fantasy Furniture (Inanimate TF)

The dirt path crunched beneath Selona and Vhaidra’s feet as the elves marched through the countryside, a map in their hands and absolutely no idea where they were going.

“I swear we should be able to see it by now!” cried Vhaidra. “I don’t know what could have  hap...

Wheel of Fates - Character Poll

As requested on Discord, I've decided to open this story's characters up to you guys! Vote to decide who gets to spin the Wheel of Fates!

ROYAL REWARD: Your Character Here (Digitization, Expansion)

Mira struggled not to grin as she opened the DM. “Congratulations… You’ve been selected as the winner of my latest raffle!” She spun around and squealed in delight. Yes! Yes! She couldn’t believe she’d finally won one! She’d been applying to various artist’s raffles for...

ROYAL REWARD: Ina's Collection, GEN 1 (Petrification, Hololive)

Thin clouds swaddled the sun like clumps of cotton wool as the remaining members of  Hololive Gen 1 sat on a bench and planned their escape.

“What should we do?” asked Aki, looking around fearfully.

“We’ve got to find a hiding place!” said Haato, eyes tight.<...

Story Poll #27 Results

The poll is over, and after the closest race in this distinguished channel's long history, the winner is 'Wheel of Fates (Inanimate TF, Misc)' at 20 points! Congratulations to those of you who voted for it! 

Also, again: a reminder that the old Baroness tier (£1/$1.5) is going to be p...

Story Poll #27

Vote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon exclusive story! You can pick multiple options!

Also, while we're here, a reminder that the old Baroness tier (£1/$1.5) is going to be phased out starting next month! If you're still on that tier, you need to upgrade soon or you'll no ...

ROYAL REWARD: Printer Problems at the Rubber Maid Café (TG, Rubberization)

Sitting back in your chair, you take another sip of tea and look around the café, paying special attention to the maids serving the floor.

They come in just about every possible variety you could ask for: catgirls, foxgirls, cowgirls, even the odd slime. They’re all cute, of c...

ROYAL REWARD: Offerings to the Goddess (Omnipotence, Giantess, Vore, Madoka)

Tall and marble, the Goddess’s throne loomed over the room like a deity itself, a gigantic idol perfectly shaped to fit its mistress’s generous rear.

Shuffling said rear–she could never quite get comfy–Mami looked down at the slaves before her in disgust. There was no end...

New Story Poll Entries Open!

I'm accepting entries for the next story poll! If you've got an idea, send me a DM here/on Discord or write it in the comments below! 

This time, everything goes except Clothing TFs!

ROYAL REWARD: Momo gets Cocky (Futanari TF, Onahole TF, My Hero Academia)

“Stop! Hey! Stop right there!”

Momo’s boots smacked hard against the ground as she ran through the city center, boobs bouncing in her costume with almost as much force as her pounding heart. Ahead, through the throng of civilians, her targets grew closer by the second: two ...

ROYAL REWARD: The Villainess's Panties (Clothing TF, I'm in Love with the Villainess)

The spellbook’s pages rustled like leaves as Rae flipped from one chapter to the next.  Gritting her teeth, she groaned. “Come on… There’s got to be something in here I can use to impress Claire.”

Outside, in the dark, an owl hooted. Rae moaned and squinted at the text a litt...

Suggestion: Yurika's Clever Plan (Clothing TF, Invaders of the Rokujouma!?)

(If you're Viscountess-tier or above and you'dlike to submit a suggestion, check out this form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScK...