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Re-Red Ranger (I)

So about 5 years ago I wore a skintight outfit and climbed a mountain top to take photos pf myself. Then my butt went viral so I figured I would do it again. And that is the story of how I ended up making a patreon where I Cosplay for funsies. Now you know the origin. Backstories are neat!

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Tifa (III)

Next week I'll be flying down to MetroCon in Tampa for the weekend!
I do have a lot of shooting planned, so I will definitely be back with some pretty great pics. I might actually get a hand for a few of them too.

I need to work with more photographers, because shooting myself is werk!<...

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Tifa (II)

It's funny, when I was ordering Tifa's armor the mailing category was "SEXY." Like...no other detail about the product...Just SEXY... Cool I guess?

I can't wait to wear this to the next con I go to :)
It should be neat! I was SUPPOSED to wear this with a friend who was going to do a FFV...

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Tifa (I)

Ok so after a looooong process making sure I had every detail of this cosplay ready, I FINALLY was able to put together my favorite Waifu Tifa.

She's every thing I want and want to be. But let's face it, we all know I'm an Aerith at heart. But I just want to be TIfa. Or with Tifa. I'm a...

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Its-a Me (III)

I don't even have a statement for this set.
Some of these are just plain silly!

I like the hat tho. I also wish I could grow decent facial hair.
Once I get a beard, I will be UNSTOPPABLE!

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Its-a Me (II)

Ok...but why the gays have to dress up as Mario and Luigi for couple costumes tho?

Like guys...
guys...

They are BROTHERS!
THE MARIO BROTHERS!
IT'S IN THE NAME!!

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Its-a Me (I)

To get ready for Con Season, Ive been working on a few new cosplays in my spare time. I'm pretty excited for a few of them and the shoots to come with it so I decided to start things off with the most generic of them all: The original Italian...well not Stallion...more of a donkey if anything. View Post

I'm a narcissist?? - ROUGH RAW & UNCUT 2.6 - Narcissism and Cutting Out Toxic People

Oh hi!

Sorry I skipped out on last week. I decided to unplug for the weekend and actually enjoy time with people. I know. Crazy.

Wanted to jump right into this week's episode talking about one of the big reasons I am the way I am. Narcissism.

It's not cute.

I'm aiming t...

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what am i even doing with my life?? ROUGH RAW & UNCUT 2.5: Goals and What Not

I will not lie to you...this was another last minute topic because SOMEONE canceled as a guest last minute. How dare. They are a W H O R E and now owe me 700 pesos! BUT ANYWAY, This was a pretty fun episode.

As I plan the next steps of my life, I like to try to make golas in order to actu...

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Gent (III)

His embrace fit around me like a forgotten worn sweater. Warm, loving, familiar, yet still felt brand new. His sun kissed skin was smooth as it grazed with mine as he brought me closer. His eyes were deep and almost hypnotizing the way it felt as if I was the only one who existed in the world he ...

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Gent (II)

Here at CUM, while looking for myself and to gain some direction, what I ended up finding was love. It was unexpected. He was just a colleague. Nothing too special. Until that faithful day working on a thesis together. I saw a side to him that I didn't know before. I side that reflected the best ...

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Gent (I)

The year was 1958. I started teaching at the California University of Management, CUM for short, and started rewriting the path of my life. I knew I wanted and deserved more and thought my love for academics might reignite the flame that felt dulling in my life (Can you tell I used to write MySpa...

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i love the way he loves him... - ROUGH RAW & UNCUT 2.4: ex's and oh??...

I want to start by saying thank you to everyone who supported my little episode the other day. It really did mean a lot to not only know people supported me, but also were so willing to share their experiences.

I want to give a follow up...'E' reached out to have a conversation with me whic...

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i am not ok. - ROUGH RAW UNCUT 2.3.5: Depression

Soo this is a very special episode of the podcast that was not planned, scheduled, or even something I planned on making an exclusive episode about, but I had to get this out. Not just for other people but for myself.

I haven't been honest, I have not been ok for quite some time now. I've b...

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can you be fat? - ROUGH RAW AND UNCUT 2.3: Fitness

This was probably one of my favorite episodes and one of the most fun ones I've had.

Thank you to all who joined me ranting for an hour about some of the things that bothered me from the Fitness Industry. I forgot a few other talking points, BUT still! Looking forward to the next episode. View Post

ROUGH RAW and UNCUT 2.2: Religion and Forgiveness

NOTE: This is an episode based on MY experience with religion. Everyone is allowed, and should believe in anything they want (as long as it doesn't invalidate others).

As I rant about my own experience, I would love to hear about yours too. This podcast is meant to be interactive, so if yo...

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Geek (III) [Explicit]

And of course there is her boyfriend, Brad Brynstein, the most popular boy in school. He's captain of the of the varsity football team and is a home town hero. He always throws the 'best' parties and his parents just let him do whatever. I bet he's never had to struggle a day in his life. And eve...

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Geek (II)

While I know I'm just NOT like most girls, I can't say that's a bad thing. At least that means I'm nothing like Pricilla Marks, the most POPULAR girl at school. We used to be best friends in elementary school, but once I hit puberty early, she wanted nothing to do with me. She's so stuck up, and ...

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Geek (I)

I would like to start by saying that I am not like most girls.
While other girls like to party, and talk about boys, and go out at night, I like to stay home in the quiet and read books. I spend time helping out my family instead of going shopping. And I like to talk about real issues and not ...

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ROUGH RAW and UNCUT 2.1: Heartbreak

I swear this is the last time I will mention this lol.
BUT really excited for this podcast and to have you guys be involved in it!

Join me Live on Sundays so we can chat next episode!
Also, let me know what you guys want me ot talk about next time :)

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Oh hey!

Hey guys! Just wanted to give you guys an update on what is happening and when you should expect new content. Sorry for a bit of a delay, I am currently working on having things laid out in bulk, so I can have consistent content, moving forward.

I also want to say thank you for the people w...

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Happier

It's been a while since I've made one of these sad girl art posts.

So I never really talked about my recent relationship because I enjoyed our privacy. And part of it was because I think I knew from the start that this person was too good to be true. Pretty much perfect in every single way ...

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Hey kids!

Thanks for being here!

Just a quick update for you guys on what’s going on and where I’m at. New content will be in the works soon. I had to take a little break for a bit to get mentally well adjusted, but we back and just as obnoxious as ever.

Leave suggestions on more things you...

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Valentine (III)

Fun Fact: i got these underwear as a gift from a photographer friend who bought these but didn't have any shoots in mind for it. So we was just like "whelp here you go. You're the only one I know who would fit these. And here they are. They're supposed to be sexy I guess, but I think I only used ...

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Valentine (II)

I actually don't care that much for Valentine's day.
Not in the salty "i never have a Valentine" kind of way, but I just was never into it.
I actually only celebrated it once with an ex and all we did was watch bad movies while I cooked dinner. Anyone else I dated during the holiday we just...

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Valentine (I)

Happy Valentine!
This was shot on Valentine's Day while I was away for work. I saw the lighting coming in from my window, and had to take advantage. I also forgot how transparent these underwear were...WHOOPS.

I spent the night taking myself out to a SPorts bar and was served by an extr...

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Man of Steel (I)

Ok...Ok...This wig is wild, I know.
I was actually an early draft of the mohawk I ended up styling for my other Superman shoot. The end result came out pretty neat tho.

I should get a toupee. Just for funsies.

Also, wearing a supersuit under casual clothes apparently can work sea...

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Man of Steel (II)

Imagine they actually made a sequel to Man of Steel? I miss Henry Cavil sometimes. Poor man. Great actor with a terrible script. Tragic.

I had fun making the backgrounds for some of these. Lighting was a bit of a hit or miss, but I just didn't have a patience to get too meticulous with the...

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Man of Steel (III)

I had wayyy too much fun with these, and selecting which photos I wanted to edit was sooo much work!

Only problem was that some of these ended up coming out a bit blurry...sooo I came up with the idea of going pop art with a few of them. I don't know why I decided on the bisexual color pal...

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Back to Black (RED)

This is really the peak of what my body has looked like in recent years.
I like it here.
This is where I shall stay!

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