(A quick note to say hi with big flailing, waving, loving arms to our folks who are new to the Lavendher Patreon community! I'm really happy you all made it here and I am excited to see your engagement on any of these posts this month and going forward in general! Now of course, please keep in mi...
2025-05-27 10:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post[Legal note: If you are reading this on any other site aside from Lavendher's Patreon or Youtube, this audio has been stolen and posted by criminals. It is likely a very unsafe site, so please beware.]
You arrive for the first time at this bar looking a bit worse for wear. I...
2025-05-22 14:03:38 +0000 UTC View Post(Shouting out Delaney Bailey’s new song While My Lady Sleeps which I didn’t even get a full minute through before not only falling in love with it but pointing and saying ‘THAT’S THE SOUND!’)
Over the last few months every now and then I’d pick up my guitar and try to discover a...
2025-05-20 19:32:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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˗ˏˋ Your big sister misses you, and wants to remind you she's ...
2025-05-19 07:59:16 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been a while since I did an audio with a voice-on-the-phone effect. It's a bit tough to find a balance between that crackly sound you get from static phone calls and the detail you can capture on a phone with a good microphone, finding a comfortable balance there that also feels realistic......
2025-05-19 05:39:43 +0000 UTC View PostI’m so glad this piece of bawk-bawk 🐔 -bAKlava was here waiting for me when I dragged myself to the kitchen for some tea. (Which now as I’m sitting at my desk I realize I forgot at the dining table where this baklava was, the distraction is real, complete mind takeover 🤦♀️ 😂 <...
2025-05-18 23:57:50 +0000 UTC View Post
I always thought about it but it never did happen. I have looked at my hand at least twenty times in the last minute surprised I didn’t have a bleeding cut— that ish HURTED 😂
I was getting prepped to livestream and my E string snapped 😔 Low-key a little irrationally ne...
2025-05-17 06:22:35 +0000 UTC View Post
(Pics will be posted in the group chat for those who want them!)
2025-05-17 03:54:41 +0000 UTC View Post
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You're at a party with your friends and even though the food is decent, you're n...
2025-05-15 05:01:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Yet another night recording is ruined because the alien fuzz is taking over!!! XD I'm laughing to keep myself sane at this point. I really hope the next microphone in this journey will arrive soon ToT Preferably before I lose it (my mind) xD
I was going to try my hand at self-colla...
2025-05-14 05:21:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Call me clumsy, call it a coincidence, but this keeps happening! My tea doesnt want to stay on the string when I pull it from the package. 😆 But anyhow, I think it only further highlights the quotes that are on these. And theyre almost always about flowers/nature somehow and I like that. :) 2025-05-12 19:49:46 +0000 UTC View Post
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2025-05-08 10:15:57 +0000 UTC View PostHey, uh... Space Commander, uh... It would seem, uh... Our communications have gone a bit fried, and uh... Yeah I got nothin' for you, we're cooked.
Recording sessions never go without a good dose of frustration navigating instances like this and hoping to get through to the end of the audi...
2025-05-07 13:02:52 +0000 UTC View Post[Legal note: If you are reading this on any other site aside from Lavendher's Patreon or Youtube, this audio has been stolen and posted by criminals. It is likely a very unsafe site, so please beware.]
Beware, she has a bit of an attitude with this one...
2025-05-07 12:49:34 +0000 UTC View Post
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This audio was inspired by videos that often helped me get to sleep in the past....
2025-05-07 08:37:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I remember a long, long time ago I agreed I would share food pics and since then I always take pictures of my food but never share them. 🤡 Adding this to a list of commitments I will try to build a habit of doing. Hearing how many of you are trying to stay committed to eating and living health...
2025-05-04 23:00:42 +0000 UTC View Post
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After destroying a monster burger meal at a local restaurant, winning the...
2025-05-02 19:23:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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You both have had a stressful week and finally have a night where you're ...
2025-04-28 02:52:32 +0000 UTC View Post
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After hanging out with her, she turns on a night light for you, t...
2025-04-27 21:08:26 +0000 UTC View Post
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ASMR sleep aid of singing you to sleep with triggers including various ta...
2025-04-25 20:58:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Tomorrow's upload will be more ASMR-focused :)
Can you guess what LE & RE mean?
2025-04-25 06:06:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat title(s) come to mind for an audio where your French GF was talking so much she got distracted while giving you a shape-up and accidentally shaves all your hair off?
2025-04-25 05:01:45 +0000 UTC View Post
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A new type of audio to help guide you to sleep! I will be trying differen...
2025-04-23 09:22:33 +0000 UTC View PostIf you listen close you can hear my tummy growl at an inopportune moment as I attempt to give tone variation directions for a script reading to someone filling a cameo role for a script I am putting together with the help of another writer! XD
"On second thought, maybe there is one thing no...
2025-04-22 21:35:19 +0000 UTC View PostA little experimenting here, this time with yapc-- I mean hopecore!
Do you like hopecore? What are you favorite kinds of motivational messages to hear?
I feel like this ASMR hopecore would end up being not so safe/effective for pumps at the gym or while driving lol 2025-04-22 10:03:27 +0000 UTC View Post
A special cookie requested some dialect coaching for Star Wars roleplaying and tabletopping ;).
2025-04-22 06:40:03 +0000 UTC View PostWorking on some more script concepts to flesh out before hitting the audio stage. Two of these are already scripted 98% of the way and one of them I just recorded, but I want to hear your response! :)
2025-04-22 01:06:40 +0000 UTC View Post
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In a book club, you and a stranger talk about the book of the month. This...
2025-04-20 21:22:11 +0000 UTC View Post
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Thankfully, you've known her long enough to see right through her...
2025-04-18 01:45:08 +0000 UTC View Post