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What Does The Fox Say — Chapter 9

Author's Note: I’ll be writing one more chapter for this story and then cycle back to Fisting For Fun

AN: I’ll be writing one more chapter for this story and then cycle back to Fisting For Fun.

“—and then I did thrice as many laps as everyone else. You should�...

The Greatest Cool — Chapter 8

I stopped at the doorstep, gaze trailing down my blood-caked front as I scratched idly at a scab on my arm. That epic fight got me so pumped

I stopped at the doorstep, gaze trailing down my blood-caked front as I scratched idly at a scab on my arm.

That epic fight got me so pumped, I ...

The Greatest Cool — Chapter 7

I stood before the large, two-story building, a grim smile on my face, feeling like I was about to step inside a lion’s den. A heavy sigh escaped through my nose as my gaze lingered on the entrance, taking in the bustle and raucous noises coming from within.

It had to be done. I couldn’...

Naruto Any% Speedrun — Chapter 1

I stared at the severed arm as it dripped white liquid akin to tree sap, lips pursed and brow furrowed. 

A sudden, terrifying roar in the distance drew my attention back to the Leaf Village and the motherfucking Nine Tails stomping across it. 

I blinked. 

I wasn�...

Status Update — 03.2025

Hey, everyone, I figured I should update you on what I’ve been cooking lately and what I’ve got planned for the rest of the month.

I’ve started working on chapter 1 of that Minato SI story that y’all voted in last month’s poll, and it should be ready in a couple days. I’ll post ...

Fisting For Fun — Chapter 4

Valerie looked around idly, eyes going from one brightly colored storefront to the next as she curiously studied the objects on display. So many things she’d only heard about or seen in pictures until now… 

She took a brief glance at the man walking at her side, feeling the briefes...

Black Humour — Chapter 1

Author’s Note: Had a plot bunny two days ago and almost couldn’t sleep because of it. I wanted to get started on the next chapter of “Fisting For Fun”, but fuck it, we ball. Here’s a totally unplanned bonus chapter for a new story. Enjoy.

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New Story Poll #1

As I promised, I bring you some of the ideas that I've recently had for potential new stories.

I plan to eventually write all of them, however, you can choose which of the prompts you'd like to see written ahead of the others. The winner of this poll will get the first chapter done...

What Does The Fox Say — Chapter 8

They stopped in front of the large house, her father studying it for a moment before making his way to the stairs. She hurried after him, falling in step as they ascended to a short hallway, which ended in front of a door. 

Her father knocked twice before fixing her with a stern look.&...

The Greatest Cool — Chapter 6

I hauled my tired ass inside the Guild hall, head held proudly and a tiny smile on my face. Not the walk of shame of a dungeon victim, but the triumphant march of a war veteran. 

I definitely looked the part. 

Arms coated up to elbow in dried blood. Clothes stained a dark re...