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[NSFW] Healing Your Injured 'Boyfriend' [Assassin x Assassin Series] [M4M] [Enemies..?] [Lovers..?] [Dominant Listener] [Reverse Hand/Blowjob Ending (For Stress Relief)]

Kaden and Blossom (that's you) are out on a date at long last! There's no way anything will go wrong! ...But in case they do, it turns out you're not a bad healer when needed.


"Safran Piano" by Hanjo Gabler

2024-01-07 03:02:50 +0000 UTC View Post

[NSFW] Healing Your Injured 'Boyfriend' [Assassin x Assassin Series] [M4F] [Enemies..?] [Lovers..?] [Dominant Listener] [Reverse Hand/Blowjob Ending (For Stress Relief)]

Kaden and Blossom (that's you) are out on a date at long last! There's no way anything will go wrong! ...But in case they do, it turns out you're not a bad healer when needed.

Fine, I’ll hold still… I guess it’s not all bad, being healed by the pale blossom… kinda nice, now that...

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[M4F] Laying In your Boyfriend's Lap [Wholesome] [Quality Time] [Soft Spoken Rambles]

Merry Christmas, and happy new year everyone! Enjoy some quality time laying by the fire with your boyfriend! :)

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[M4M] Laying In your Boyfriend's Lap [Wholesome] [Quality Time] [Soft Spoken Rambles]

Merry Christmas, and happy new year everyone! Enjoy some quality time laying by the fire with your boyfriend! :)

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[NSFW] [M4TF] Boyfriend Lets You Touch Him [Reverse Stroking] [Mutual Stroking] [Sex] [Words Of Affection]

This audio uses she/her pronouns and assumes the listener has a penis.

Of course not. You won’t make me uncomfortable by touching me. You’re my girlfriend. I give you permission to touch me anywhere you want.

I know you’re nervous… trust me, I am a little too… B...

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[NSFW] [M4TM] Boyfriend Lets You Touch Him [Reverse Stroking] [Mutual Stroking] [Sex] [Words Of Affection]

This audio uses he/him pronouns and assumes the listener has a vagina.

Of course not. You won’t make me uncomfortable by touching me. You’re my boyfriend. I give you permission to touch me anywhere you want.

I know you’re nervous… trust me, I am a little too… Bu...

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[NSFW] [M4F] Boyfriend Lets You Touch Him [Reverse Stroking] [Mutual Stroking] [Sex] [Words Of Affection]

This audio uses she/her pronouns and assumes the listener has a vagina.

Of course not. You won’t make me uncomfortable by touching me. You’re my girlfriend. I give you permission to touch me anywhere you want.

I know you’re nervous… trust me, I am a little too… ...

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[NSFW] [M4M] Boyfriend Lets You Touch Him [Reverse Stroking] [Mutual Stroking] [Sex] [Words Of Affection]

This audio uses he/him pronouns and assumes the listener has a penis.

Of course not. You won’t make me uncomfortable by touching me. You’re my boyfriend. I give you permission to touch me anywhere you want.

I know you’re nervous… trust me, I am a little too… But...

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[RE] Thinking Of Our Future [M4F] [Established Relationship] [Laying In Bed] [Soft Whispers] [Sleep Aid]

Welcome back ❤️

Once again, it's late at night... Your boyfriend can't help but think of what's to come... and how he'll spend it with you.  This is a remaster of an old audio from 2021, with some rewrites and differences in line delivery. I received a private request to have this ...

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[RE] Thinking Of Our Future [M4M] [Established Relationship] [Laying In Bed] [Soft Whispers] [Sleep Aid]

Welcome back 💙 

Once again, it's late at night... Your boyfriend can't help but think of what's to come... and how he'll spend it with you.  This is a remaster of an old audio from 2021, with some rewrites and differences in line delivery. I received a private request to have t...

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[M4F] We're Together Remaster [Yandere X Yandere] [Lovers] [Obsessing Over Each Other] [Bonding Over... "Yandere" Stuff] [Wholesome...?]

I'll go back to writing scripts soon, but finals have drained me utterly, so for now, I'd like to take a crack at redoing and improving older scripts.

Disclaimer: The content depicted in this video is fictitious and for entertainment and artistic purposes only. The creator of this video doe...

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[M4M] We're Together Remaster [Yandere X Yandere] [Lovers] [Obsessing Over Each Other] [Bonding Over... "Yandere" Stuff] [Wholesome...?]

I'll go back to writing scripts soon, but finals have drained me utterly, so for now, I'd like to take a crack at redoing and improving older scripts.

Disclaimer: The content depicted in this video is fictitious and for entertainment and artistic purposes only. The creator of this video doe...

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[M4M] Surprise! You're A Werewolf! [Moving In with Your Femboy Roommate Part 2] [Lovers] [Roommates] [Wholesome Spice Ending]

I heard a lot of you missed Claudia, and after perhaps far too long, he's back with another part! But something is off... What could it be?

(There is a touch of spice at the end of the audio that is Patreon exclusive, but it's not NSFW! Just some wholesome spice)

"I'm Still Sorry" by ...

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[M4F] Surprise! You're A Werewolf! [Moving In with Your Femboy Roommate Part 2] [Lovers] [Roommates] [Wholesome Spice Ending]

I heard a lot of you missed Claudia, and after perhaps far too long, he's back with another part! But something is off... What could it be?

(There is a touch of spice at the end of the audio that is Patreon exclusive, but it's not NSFW! Just some wholesome spice)

"I'm Still Sorry" by ...

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[M4M] The Real You [Confessing/Coming Out To Your Best Friend/Crush] [Pillow Talk] [Soft Spoken]

This audio won't have an M4F version for obvious reasons.

A little pillow talk can go a long way <3

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[NSFW] [M4M] Going Down On Your Stressed Boyfriend [Reverse Comfort For Stress] [Love] [Kisses] [Panting] [Reverse Handjob and Blowjob]

Stress wipes people out sometimes... but you care a lot about your man <3

Also, this audio begins with crying. Just a heads up!

No, I... I can't even pretend to be okay... Do I want to sit down? Yeah...

Hm? Are you moving down? Ah... It feels really good when you...

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[NSFW] [M4F] Going Down On Your Stressed Boyfriend [Reverse Comfort For Stress] [Love] [Kisses] [Panting] [Reverse Handjob and Blowjob]

Stress wipes people out sometimes... but you care a lot about your man <3

Also, this audio begins with crying. Just a heads up!

No, I... I can't even pretend to be okay... Do I want to sit down? Yeah...

Hm? Are you moving down?  Ah... It feels really good wh...

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For My Next Spicy Audio

Quick, I gotta write the next spicy audio; what sounds better?

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[NSFW][M4M] Be My Good Boy [Lovingly Dominant Speaker][Submissive Listener][Reverse Blowjob][Praise Kink][Pet Kink]

A requested audio from my Patrons! For now there is only one version, but that MIGHT change if enough people want a M4F version.

I hope you enjoy being my property for a little bit. And I REALLY hope you love being a power bottom.

...and I remember you saying you had a kink for co...

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[M4F] Your Bf Goes Bra Shopping With You [Wholesome Beginning][Cute][Spicy End At Home][Brief Reverse Handjob/Blowjob][Boob Kisses][Affirmations][Gentle Chest Massage][Helping You Orgasm]

Some shopping, words of reassurance, and chest massages for my girl! 

Note: The listener's 'size' is never mentioned in the audio. Any girl can listen to this audio without worry. 

You need to get some new bras? Oh. Yeah, for sure. We can totally do that. Did you have a ...

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Will I Be Posting NSFW Audios In November???

Yes ✌️

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[M4M] Paired With Your Sweet Crush [Strangers To Friends To Lovers] [Wholesome] [Shy] [Blind Speaker] [Theatre Kids]

The play in the script is made up 🫡

Here is a wholesome STFTL like old times ^-^

Short voice cameo done by Ekiberny!


"Finer Love - No Lead Vocals" by Leroy Wild

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[M4F] Paired With Your Sweet Crush [Strangers To Friends To Lovers] [Wholesome] [Shy] [Blind Speaker] [Theatre Kids]

The play in the script is made up 🫡

Here is a wholesome STFTL like old times ^-^

Short voice cameo done by Ekiberny!


"Finer Love - No Lead Vocals" by Leroy Wild

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[Short] [NSFW] [M4M] You Like It When I'm Formal?

Perhaps if I call you sir...? <3

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POV: You're Playing D&D With The Boys! [Audiostory]

"A lonely demon summoner, an idol, a femboy, a protagonist and an assassin walk into a dungeon."

Welcome to a D&D session featuring DM Coffee, Mitch, Kennedy, Bonnie, Kaden and you!


"Spirits Of The Woods" by Rotem Moav

2023-10-25 02:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4M] Your Host Boyfriend Cares For You [Comfort And Reverse Comfort] [Massages] [Flirty Rambles] [Calling You Master]

Here's a character I've meant to bring back for a LONG time! Please welcome back, Robin!


"Happiness And Cheer" by Bob Hart:

https://artlist.io/song/76337/happiness-and-cheer

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[M4F] Your Host Boyfriend Cares For You [Comfort And Reverse Comfort] [Massages] [Flirty Rambles] [Calling You Master]

Here's a character I've meant to bring back for a LONG time! Please welcome back, Robin!


"Happiness And Cheer" by Bob Hart:

https://artlist.io/song/76337/happiness-and-cheer

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I Can Talk Again/Ideas

I have finally recovered from being sick, and I’m more motivated than ever to start working again!

I have a few ideas for my next audio, but I’d like to hear from all of you!

I’d like to hear your ideas/ suggestions for spicier Patreon videos, even if it’s just as simple as ...

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[NSFW] [Short] You Kept Me Up

Sometimes you make it hard to sleep <3

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[Short] I've Been Thinking About You [Wholesome]

Your flu-sick bf is still thinking of you <3

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