Irrelevant_Dude

🌙Rambling To You About Roommates And Tabletop Games Until You Fall Asleep [Sleep Aid] [Rambles]

Here's another long ramble audio where I speak to you about anything that springs to mind until it lulls you to sleep! This time its about moving homes, roommates, coffee culture and my favourite TTRPG systems!

Enjoy!

0:00 Hello!

2:20 Moving Stories

16:48 Roommates 2025-07-21 23:55:56 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4M] Walking Home In The Rain With Your Crush [Protective Crush] [Friends To Lovers] [Confession] [Slightly Emotional]

One of my favourite audios from the old days was the fighter couple script, so this audio has some echoes of that.

It took a few commenters pointing out the abundance of fantasy audios to make me realize: Oh my goodness, I haven't done a regular slice-of-life audio in a really long time. So...

[M4F] Walking Home In The Rain With Your Crush [Protective Crush] [Friends To Lovers] [Confession] [Slightly Emotional]

One of my favourite audios from the old days was the fighter couple script, so this audio has some echoes of that.

It took a few commenters pointing out the abundance of fantasy audios to make me realize: Oh my goodness, I haven't done a regular slice-of-life audio in a really long time. So...

[M4F] Together In The Dark [Part 1] [Dark Elf Speaker] [Elven Listener] [Forbidden Romance] [Enemies To Lovers Series]

I haven't posted enough enemies-to-lovers content, and right now I'm going through an "Elven" phase (in case you haven't noticed, haha)

Prince Sedrik is an Undersurface Dark Elf Prince, and you, one of the High Elf Princesses, just so happened to have crossed paths with him underground in D...

[M4M] Together In The Dark [Part 1] [Dark Elf Speaker] [Elven Listener] [Forbidden Romance] [Enemies To Lovers Series]

I haven't posted enough enemies-to-lovers content, and right now I'm going through an "Elven" phase (in case you haven't noticed, haha)

Prince Sedrik is an Undersurface Dark Elf Prince, and you, one of the High Elf Princes, just so happened to have crossed paths with him underground in Dark...

[NSFW] [M4F] Trying For A Baby With your Husband [Tender and Sweet] [Low Spoken Intimate Voice] [Taking Turns] [Nipple Licking] [Going Down On You] [Foreplay] [Sex]

Another (highly) requested M4F audio, you and your husband are ready to be parents now. It's time for a few minutes of passionate, tender lovemaking with him <3

Audios like these are so fun to make because they feel a lot more intimate than my usual NSFW audios.

Typically, I avoid...

[NSFW] [M4M] Husband Destresses You In The Shower [Bold, Heavy Flirting] [Blowjob] [Teasing] [Sex]

Some quality time with your loving husband as he pleasures you and takes care of you in the shower. Sounds like a good evening?

Some quality time with your loving husband as he pleasures you and takes care of you in the shower. Sounds like a good evening?

And your husband knows exactl...

[Sleep Aid] POV: I Ramble You To Sleep By Asking You Lots Of Strange Reflective Questions

This is another little redo of a previous audio that went under the radar, complete with some reworked questions and some cozy ambience ^-^

I hope it helps you sleep, reflect, and possibly even contemplate a little :)

Don't think too hard about it... just say anything, and move on...

[M4M] Showering For The First Time With Your Boyfriend [Wholesome] [Trust] [New Relationship]

This is a redux of an old audio from four years ago, with the background music removed (some listeners said it was too distracting), the script updated, the title changed (I really hope nobody misreads the title as 'Thrusting' anymore) and in theory, some better acting & editing. Enjoy! :) 2025-06-17 00:54:55 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] Showering For The First Time With Your Boyfriend [Wholesome] [Trust] [New Relationship]

This is a redux of an old audio from four years ago, with the background music removed (some listeners said it was too distracting), the script updated, the title changed (I really hope nobody misreads the title as 'Thrusting' anymore) and in theory, some better acting & editing. Enjoy! :) 2025-06-17 00:54:54 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4M] [NSFW Literature] Touching Him For The First Time [Soft Dom POV] [Shy Boyfriend] [Reverse Handjob] [Reverse Blowjob] [Taking Control] [Making Him Feel Good] [Sweet] [Sensual] [Love]

The second publishing of NSFW literature. This one was interesting to tackle, I always love the "shy boy x soft dom" dynamic, and this time around, you get to be the soft dom!

(Cuddling handjobs and intimate blowjobs are also fun to write, ngl 🥲👉👈)

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[M4F] [NSFW Literature] Touching Him For The First Time [Soft Dom POV] [Shy Boyfriend] [Reverse Handjob] [Reverse Blowjob] [Taking Control] [Making Him Feel Good] [Sweet] [Sensual] [Love]

The second publishing of NSFW literature. This one was interesting to tackle, I always love the "shy boy x soft dom" dynamic, and this time around, you get to be the soft dom!

(Cuddling handjobs and intimate blowjobs are also fun to write, ngl 🥲👉👈)

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[M4TM] Coming Out To Your Boyfriend [Trans Masc Listener] [Warm] [Loving] [Affirmations]

Happy Pride month, everyone!

Here's a special audio for all of my transgender coffee mugs in the crowd looking for some wholesome warm love and affirmations 💙🤍🩷

This script assumes the listener has not begun a transition yet and has finally mustered up the courage to come ou...

[M4TF] Coming Out To Your Boyfriend [Trans Femme Listener] [Warm] [Loving] [Affirmations]

Happy Pride month, everyone!

Here's a special audio for all of my transgender coffee mugs in the crowd looking for some wholesome warm love and affirmations 💙🤍🩷

This script assumes the listener has not begun a transition yet and has finally mustered up the courage to come ou...

🎓 I Graduated College Thanks To You

I am now ⭐️

Officially a 2025 college graduate 🎓✨

I wanted to extend a special, heartfelt thanks to everyone that supported me on Patreon. It may not have seemed like much, but your kind donations helped me pay for a safe place to sleep and food to eat for 5 years.

Tha...

[NSFW] [MF4M] Succubus Boyfriend/Girlfriend Takes Care Of You [Apologizing] [Making It Up To You] [Gentle Dom] [Sensual] [Intimate] [Loving] [Vanilla]

Have you ever wanted to have a pleasure demon as your boyfriend? How about a girlfriend?

How about both? :)

Back for another collaboration, my collaborator (username pending) from the 'Roommates Comfort You After A Bad Date' and I audio, and I have worked on a new audio for you MF4M l...

[NSFW] [MF4F] Succubus Boyfriend/Girlfriend Takes Care Of You [Apologizing] [Making It Up To You] [Gentle Dom] [Sensual] [Intimate] [Loving] [Vanilla]

Have you ever wanted to have a pleasure demon as your boyfriend? How about a girlfriend?

How about both? :)

Back for another collaboration, my collaborator (username pending) from the 'Roommates Comfort You After A Bad Date' and I audio, and I have worked on a new audio for you MF4F l...

[NSFW] [M4F] Warm Yourself In My Tent [Fantasy] [Elven Bard Listener] [Sweet] [Established Friendship] [Confession] [Loving Soft Dom] [Fingerplay] [Making You Orgasm] [Calling you Good Girl]

As requested, a combination of a camping confessional audio and a fantasy-themed/D&D-inspired spicy audio! Congrats! You get to be the conventionally attractive Elven Bard of the group! So much so that you seem to have captured one of your party members' hearts on this especially cold trip. 2025-05-22 01:31:10 +0000 UTC View Post

[NSFW] [M4M] Warm Yourself In My Tent [Fantasy] [Elven Bard Listener] [Sweet] [Established Friendship] [Confession] [Loving Soft Dom] [Stroking You] [Making You Orgasm] [Calling you Good Boy]

As requested, a combination of a camping confessional audio and a fantasy-themed/D&D-inspired spicy audio! Congrats! You get to be the conventionally attractive Elven Bard of the group! So much so that you seem to have captured one of your party members' hearts on this especially cold trip. 2025-05-22 01:31:08 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4M] Boyfriend Cuddles You On The Couch [Cuddles In Lap][Rambles][Light Reverse Comfort For Insecurity]

The day is done, time to come home and let your boyfriend rest on your lap for a little bit!

This version is almost the same as the one on YouTube, however, there was one slightly dirty joke I took out of the YouTube version (which you will find here instead!)

[M4F] Boyfriend Cuddles You On The Couch [Cuddles In Lap][Rambles][Light Reverse Comfort For Insecurity]

The day is done, time to come home and let your boyfriend rest on your lap for a little bit!

This version is almost the same as the one on YouTube, however, there was one slightly dirty joke I took out of the YouTube version (which you will find here instead!)

Rambling To You In My Normal Voice! [M4A] [Sleep Aid] [Random Rambling]

I have returned to my microphone! Albeit, in a new room that I will be moving from soon.

Sit back, relax, and allow me to ramble you to sleep!

There will be more audios on the way soon! Construction crew willing!

AAAAAAAAAA

So for those who don't follow my Twitter (or "X", whatever), a series of unfortunate events befell me this week! ＞︿＜

BUT HOPEFULLY WE HAVE INTERNET AND A NEW PLACE TO RECORD NOW AND EVERYTHING IS OKAY, GUYS I'M SO TIRED SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED! QwQ

[NSFW] [M4F] Sensually Eaten Out By Your Boyfriend [Vanilla] [Intimate] [Love] [Cozy Vibes]

Hello everyone! It's so good to be back! I missed you all!

I'm starting once again to work my way through the list of requests on my post from a few months ago, as well as various DM requests! Beginning with this audio! A vanilla, "Eaten out by your boyfriend" audio! Enjoy :)

Is t...