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Rambles [Reverse Comfort For Fear] [Low Spoken] [Binaural Audio]

There are some things people aren't proud to admit... but if they tell you anyway, it means they probably trust you. Brutal honesty is sometimes just the best way to describe what's going on in a person's head.

I'm sorry I've been slacking so much lately! I'm going to try to work much harde...

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Love For My Smol Girlfriend [M4F] [Feeling Insecure] [Smol Chest Anxiety] [Reassurance] [L Bombs]

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This one doesn't have an M4M version.

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Coming Out To Your Big Brother [Lesbian Listener] [M4F]

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"I'm Still Sorry" by Faith Richards

2022-04-09 15:09:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Coming Out To Your Big Brother [Gay Listener] [M4M]

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"I'm Still Sorry" by Faith Richards

2022-04-09 15:09:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Bloopers For March (Mild NSFW Warning)

There's a blooper from my NSFW audio about halfway through the audio, just a heads up.

In a fit of untold lightheadedness, I accidentally deleted the audio files for "We're Together"... so that's why the bloopers for those are missing. Not because I got the whole thing on my first attempt, ...

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[NSFW] My Good Obedient Girl [M4F] [Degradation Kink] [Asking Your Boyfriend To Dom You] [Being Pinned To Wall] [Reverse Blowjob]

Whooooo... this one was not easy to make. I have a REALLY hard time being the 'dominant' boyfriend. But if it'll make you happy, I'll do it! ^-^

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[NSFW] My Good Obedient Boy [M4M] [Degradation Kink] [Asking Your Boyfriend To Dom You] [Being Pinned To Wall] [Reverse Blowjob]

Whooooo... this one was not easy to make. I have a REALLY hard time being the 'dominant' boyfriend. But if it'll make you happy, I'll do it! ^-^

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Oh Dear

Sorry everyone, I was planning on releasing another spicy audio tonight buuuuut...
My roommate came home while I was recording. 

Gonna have to pick it up again some other time!

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Rave Studies With You [M4M] [Kuudere Vibes] [Low Spoken] [Reverse Confession]

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Rave and his low-spoken dense-ness are back for round two!

I also threw in a few lines to amuse all of you... enjoy >:)


Special thanks to LEYSMR for voicing the receptionist:

2022-03-22 04:15:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Rave Studies With You [M4F] [Kuudere Vibes] [Low Spoken] [Reverse Confession]

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Rave and his low-spoken dense-ness are back for round two!

I also threw in a few lines to amuse all of you... enjoy >:)


Special thanks to LEYSMR for voicing the receptionist:

2022-03-22 04:15:45 +0000 UTC View Post

[NSFW] [M4M] Visiting An Onsen With Your Best Friend [Bathing Together] [Naked Cuddles] [Light Flirting Turns Into Mutual Masturbation]

The first 19 minutes contains a few spicy lines that aren't in the YouTube version, so you'll be getting some more spicy content in the wholesome portion :)

Ah! Jesus… I got such a rush of excitement and fear from just leaning my back against his… I don’t think we’ve even gotten...

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[NSFW] [M4F] Visiting An Onsen With Your Best Friend [Bathing Together] [Naked Cuddles] [Light Flirting Turns Into Mutual Masturbation]

The first 19 minutes contains a few spicy lines that aren't in the YouTube version, so you'll be getting some more spicy content in the wholesome portion :)

Ah! Jesus… I got such a rush of excitement and fear from just leaning my back against hers… I don’t think we’ve even gotte...

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I’m Working On It!

Multiple NSFW/Spicy audios are on the way! I’m almost done with this busy busy BUSY week!

Coffee Mug Tiers, thank you for your patience! I hope they’re worth the wait!!!!

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We're Together [M4F] [Yandere X Yandere] [Lovers] [Obsessing Over Each Other] [Bonding Over... "Yandere" Stuff]

Disclaimer: The content depicted in this video is for entertainment and artistic purposes only. The creator does not condone or encourage any of the themes shown throughout the video.

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2022-03-03 06:56:43 +0000 UTC View Post

We're Together [M4M] [Yandere X Yandere] [Lovers] [Obsessing Over Each Other] [Bonding Over... "Yandere" Stuff]

Disclaimer: The content depicted in this video is for entertainment and artistic purposes only. The creator does not condone or encourage any of the themes shown throughout the video. 

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2022-03-03 06:56:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Bonus Clip [YAWN] [Volume Warning]

This happens a LOT when I lapse into deeper voices. Usually I can feel the yawn coming but by that point there's nothing I can do about it, so I just go with it... XD

This is from an upcoming Yandere video

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Bloopers For Feburary

February was more about improvised ASMR, pure comfort and livestreams. Plus I released two separate NSFW scripts at the exact same time and performed the same script 5 times. All and all, there were not as many audios this month. But there were still bloopers, because lord knows I can never do th...

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Up In The Spotlight [M4F] [Idol Boyfriend X Listener] [Established Relationship]

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Script by me and Pillow!


"Treat Me Right - No Lead Vocals" by Kicktracks

2022-03-01 17:51:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Up In The Spotlight [M4M] [Idol Boyfriend X Listener] [Established Relationship]

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Script by me and Pillow!


"Treat Me Right - No Lead Vocals" by Kicktracks

2022-03-01 17:51:28 +0000 UTC View Post

I've Done Some Thinking

I've decided I can't just sit back and do nothing. I'll be donating 100% this month's Patreon earnings to UNICEF to support emergency response efforts in Ukraine. I'll also be contributing some of my own earnings as well, and I will keep working on making audios to help bring comfort to those tha...

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Hey…

I’m sorry everyone. I’d like to put out some more audios but… recent events in the world have shaken me up. I can’t focus on creating comforting/spicy content right now, it just seems in incredibly poor taste.

If this continues I’ll pause March’s billing cycle. You won’t be c...

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Words Of Comfort

You have become a part of my life now. And believe it or not, I care about each and every one of you. Stay safe everyone, and please take care of yourselves.

~H

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[NSFW] What Are You In The Mood For?

I'm thinking either some loving domming this time around. What sounds the most appealing?

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Apart But Not Alone [M4F] [Long Distance Relationship] [Missing You] [Reassurance] [Falling Asleep Together]

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Apart But Not Alone [M4M] [Long Distance Relationship] [Missing You] [Reassurance] [Falling Asleep Together]

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[NSFW] [M4M] You Matched With Your 'Straight' Friend [Reverse Support For Coming Out] [Teasing In Public] [Making Out] [Sex]

I genuinely do not know if the fact the person I matched with is my best friend makes this easier… or way harder.

Hey, look… we’re… here, together. As dates I guess. So… might as well just act the part, right?

I go there sometimes to clear my head… or...

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[NSFW] [M4F] Best Friend Accidentally Finds Your Vibrator [Surprisingly Understanding] [Sweet] [Inexperienced Speaker] [Consensual Fondling] [Sex... Kind Of?]

Huh… I didn’t know she had one of these… Was it laying under the blanket? 

I’m not judging. Honestly, I’d be more weirded out if you *didn’t* have a sex toy by now.

Wait… maybe… I could use your vibrator? I could… *Sigh* do you, with your o...

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Roommate Issues (Again)

Well, apparently my roommate has become a shut-in because he has not left the apartment for almost 2 weeks... I was going to record 2 separate NSFW audios, but they're both fairly noisy, and I would rather not force my roommate to listen to me moaning into my mic... I don't suppose y'all Coffee M...

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ASMR and Rambles [Traditional ASMR] [Whispers] [Various Triggers] [Sleep Aid]

I don't normally do traditional binaural ASMR, but I've always wanted to try it! So here's almost an hour of me trying out different triggers and rambling in response to your comments! (I'll be answering more requests in the next ramble, so if your request wasn't answered don't worry!) 

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Your Crush Works At A Host Club [M4TF] [Light Flirting] [Confession... Maybe?]

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"Grateful" by Kitrano 

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