I just remembered that I buried Thea somewhere.
But where?
I'll sure I'll remember someday.
Or someone else, a kind soul, will help her out of her predicament.
Or maybe it was just all a dream.
Life isn't real enough these days, I feel.
Might be just a lo...
You should all know this by now but this is a refresher.
Handlegirls have handles.
Pulvinus is a pillowgirl.
Stressgirls is a stressgirl. They good as for to relieve the stress.
No go, go and spread my words. Also share my Patreon at the same time. Why not.
Sebastien LOVES to hang out at our place. Not sure why. It's not like we go out of our ways to please him... Delphine and I just do what we do... Doesn't really matter if he's there or not.
I know he really, really loves when Ember takes off her mask and do that disgusting thing she does w...
Sharing is caring.
Armless sharing is armless caring.
...
What?
Stressgirls are not the ideal, as for to kissing.
Kissing will get them very, very excited.
But mostly, you don't really have access to their mouth.
Stressgirls shouldn't for to have a mouth.
So you know... Get a Pulvinus instead. As for to kissing.
FIN
One of the many laws I enacted during my time in office is the PIPR law.
I cannot stand people leashing their dogs outside the bathroom.
I will take these dogs home.
In Fallu City, it is illegal for to do so.
Just bring the puppygirl in the bathroom.
You might ...
The best thing about Handlegirls is the handles. That is what allows you to handle them. Because of the handles.
2023-12-12 02:16:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I love when Victoria is all ready for to be played with.
Although I love the preparation process.
So I don't really like it.
I'll make her pay for that.
Limbless Thea might not be good at handjobs but...
Everybody is... Has a use.
There is always one student that is the teacher's favorite.
I wonder how they choose.
For to me, it would be the student that brings me a Coca-Cola everyday.
The more the winter is. the more your very favorite heroine loves to fantasize about being buried in hot sand on a perfect beach.
You don't know, because you don't live in canada.
Other countries don't have snow and winter.
It's all about sun, playa-beaches, cocktails with fr...
"Thank you for coming over Penguin, Stella and Bigail. I didn't want to watch L'Amour, La Romance Et La Séduction alone tonight."
"I wouldn't have come if you told me I would be on footrest duty again..."
"Again!? Are you saying that you were on footrest duty last time!?"
"Y...
Thea entered the kitchen. At the table, a cute penguinboy and a cute sheepgirl were sitting down at the table. In front of empty plates, they were holding their forks. Thea asked, bitchly:
"The fuck are you doing!?"
"Waiting for lunch... Delphine is working so... We're kinda waiting...
Pillowgirls have the right to relax at the public bathhouse too. Actually I don't know.
2023-12-10 02:06:29 +0000 UTC View Post
*Stressful Breaking News Music*
"Good evening, people at home. This is an emergency broadcast of some breaking news. The breaking news is... Nature: Documented, everyone's very favorite TV show about the documentation of nature, is starting...
NOW!!!"
*Epic Opening Music With...
"Hello back. The host is me. Again. Behgail LaPetitemouton. Is my name. Welcome. And tonight. We talk about.
The bunnygirl."
*Opening Song, Which Is Really Good*
"Welcome back. Tonight, on Nature: Documentation, we talk about the mighty forest animal known such as the bunny...
Everybody needs for to Christmas-shop. Even MrArgent.
Because of his smart, like me, he does it in one go.
It's very harder, because you have so much to carry.
Fortunately, MrArgent is a man in the prime of his life and has many muscles. Carrying stuffs is something he can ...
"Hi. And welcome back. To your very favorite TV show about documenting nature: Nature: Documented. My name is your host and tonight, I mean, It is I, your very favorite TV show host, Behgail LaPetitemouton. And tonight, we will get learnt about another animalgirl.
Ladies and gentlemen... ...
Because the relation between Christian and Phoebe/Jojo was going a bit too goodly, Thea has gotten herself very jelly, as they say.
She now makes sure they are separated at all time. The only person they should be allowed to touch is Thea anyway... Right?
"I'm sorry, Thea? Could Joj...
Alexandra loves to go to the beach, as for to relax. Because of her Brazilian blood.
2023-12-09 03:59:29 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hi. I am your host, Behgail LaPetitemouton. Tonight, on Nature: Documented, we will learn everything about a very important animalgirl: The Border Collie Puppygirl.
As a Sheepgirl, I believe these Puppygirls are for to be the very best thing that can happen to us. They keep us in line. An...
"Delphine... Why can't I come in the kitchen... What are you hiding from me... Are you cheating on me??? What's going on in there..."
"It's a secret, Bigail! Stop trying to open the door! Just go smoke or something..."
"I DON'T WANNA SMOKE, DELPHINE! I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOIN...
"I am so booooooooooooooooored..."
"I am so much more bored than you... For to be like... 6 times more... Bored... Than you..."
"I wish we could find SOMETHING to DO! Ever since my Xbox broke, my life has been such a torture..."
"Well... Maybe if we continue walking down this...
You are what you eat.
Ever heard that shit?
I think it's not accurate.
Otherwise, I would either be a can of Coke or a stack of pancakes.
With like... A chicken sandwich arm... And some chocolate cookie legs...
So thereforthen, not accurate. At all.
Case ...
I just think it's a great name as for to an great invention that can be pleasurable for women AND men.
I invent the best stuffs.
"Silver! Come on out!"
"Finally... This cage is NOT made for humans..."
"In these dark financial times, with the recessions and the Obamas and the taxes... You are lucky you get a cage at all!"
"How can I be lucky to be in a cage!? This makes no sense!"
"Hmmm... You kn...
"Abigail... What is so important that you needed me to come to your place!?"
"I wanted to show you something!"
"Show me what!?"
"Do you remember how we met!?"
"Uhhh... Oh RIGHT! You caught my ex-boyfriend cheating on me and he was dressing up like a girl... This was al...
Although the nails are fake, the tickling is very real.
Very. Real.
