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Why I'm Getting A Refund For Outriders (The Jimquisition)

How does one critique a game that they literally cannot access, even after buying it? Even if other people can get into the thing, should the critic not share their absurd experience? How forgiving does one need to be for the sake of a "AAA" videogame? 

Outriders, developed by People C...

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Podquisition 329: The Legend of F*ck*ss Jones

Push your way into the depths of our bottomless lore

Games we played this week include:
Say No! More (9:15)
Outriders (26:30)
Adios (31:20)
It Takes Two (35:20)
Monster Hunter Rise (40:00)
Balan Wonderworld (41:45)
Narita Boy (51:15)
Rain on Your Parade (52:55)
Pa...

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Streaming Again At 3pm ET

Hey gang! I usually stream on Tuesdays and have one coming up. If you wanna head over to twitch.tv/jimsterling at 3pm ET, I'll be there to both play some games and make an announcement about the wrestling event I'm atte...

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Doing Streaming At 3pm ET

I usually like to keep to one post a day here, don't wanna bother y'all, but I figured since I remembered to post about streaming, I'll post!

So yeah, gonna be doing my thing at 3pm ET. Probably more Monster Hunter, yeah? Maybe show off more infantile plastic tat, and there's a new Jimterm...

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Streamin' On Easy Street (The Jimquisition)

The age-old debate about easy modes has reared its ugly head again, this time due to conflicts in the streaming world. Should streamers get to play games on easier difficulties? Yes, obviously, but let's validate our own opinions in a video!  

Also, Google Stadia gets a hot non-exclusi...

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Outriders - Early 'AAA'ccess To A Disgusting Degree (Jimpressions)

A week after buying it, Outriders is one of the very worst "live service" experiences I've ever played. 

The servers are so busted, the software so prone to crashing, and the gameplay so unworthy of the investment that I'm absolutely disgusted.   

While I understand not...

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Podquisition 328: Scratch ‘n Self-Improvement

Smell your way to a better life.

Games we played this week include:
UnderMine (9:30)
Outriders (15:15)
Cooking Mama: Cookstar PS4 (21:20)
Gato Roboto (28:00)
Disco Elysium: Final Cut (34:30)
Monster Hunter Rise (36:50)
Narita Boy (43:10)
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Why It's Morally Okay To Pirate All Of Sony's Games (The Jimquisition)

Sony has basically given incentive for us to pirate every PlayStation game under the sun. With their decision to axe the storefronts of three systems and consign thousands of digital games to oblivion, the company has fully telegraphed its regard for entertainment software.   

Whe...

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Podquisition 327: On the Bleeding Edge

No, we haven’t lost touch with the culture and are now desperately scrabbling for relevance. Why do you ask?

Games we played this week include:
Loop Hero (7:00)
Nova Drift (15:15)
Monster Hunter Rise (20:00)
The Creature in the Well (34:15)
UnderMine (34:45)

News thin...

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Why Is YouTube Still Letting That Liar Attack My Channel? (The Jimquisition)

In our top segment today, Gilson B. Pontes tries to strike again. While he continues to fail, YouTube apparently allows perjury to occur again and again and again without consequence.   

Also, we share GameStop's solemn words, and tear into billionaire scumball Bobby Kotick. Fun!<...

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Podquisition 326: Much Mince

How do you solve the problem?

Games we played this week include:
Fall Guys Season 4 (7:30)
UnderMine (13:40)
Taishogun Rise Of Emperor (20:30)
Loop Hero (30:30)
Apocalypse (37:00)
Skeleton Warriors (41:40)
Genshin Impact (47:00)

News things talked about in this ep...

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Streaming At 3pm Eastern

Hey! I don't remind my lovely patrons enough that I stream, so if you're interested you can swing by at 3pm Eastern over on twitch.tv/jimsterling.
Quick updates: Planning a Squirty Play soon, and gonna do the next Asking Ste...

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I Can't Believe A Developer Tried To Kill My Channel (The Jimquisition)

With his weirdly mysterious PlayStation exclusives, Gilson B. Pontes is a legend among aficionados of terrible videogames. Sadly, it turns out he's just another bad dev with no tolerance for criticism.   

After publishing a video on Gilson's latest mess, I received a copyright tak...

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Statement On Gilson B. Pontes' Failed Attempt To Kill My Platform

It was a nice try, but better idiots haven't killed me yet. Gilson B. Pontes, the terrible developer, attempted this week to have my channel removed by issuing three different copyright strikes over three consecutive days. One day he hit a video, the next he hit three, and today he attem...

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Podquisition 325: This Episode Is Not an NFT

But we’ll tell you where you can stick your token.

Games we played this week include:
Werewolf: The Apocalypse Earthblood (13:25)
UnderMine (21:00)
War Tortoise - Idle Shooter (28:45)
Prey (33:50)
Persona 5 (37:30)

News things talked about in this episode:
Yes, Pok...

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Regarding Gilson B. Pontes (Terrible Dev) Attempting To Have My Channel Removed

So as a heads up. Gilson B. Pontes, the terrible game designer, is pretty much aiming to get my YT channel fraudulently removed. He is one false copyright claim away from it.

Obviously this will be challenged, but if there are any issues, be aware this is the reason.

It is not a good ...

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Taishogun Rise Of Emperor - Gilson B. Pointless (Jimpressions)

Oh yes! The soul still burns, as Gilson B. Pontes returns with another horrible, terrible, horrible game. Welcome to the "world" of Taishogun!  

It's a Gilson game. You know the score by now. Run, slash, die, get bored, sprint to the edge of the map, question your spending habits. Clas...

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They're Just Selling Nothing Now (The Jimquisition)

This week, we take ourselves a look at NFTs, and how one game developer is using an already shady concept to insult videogame artists.   

Then there's the case of the unfortunately named #EAGate, and FIFA's latest scumbaggery.  

You want some more? Okay, well we've also...

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Asking Sterling (A Patreodcast) #25

Oh my word! What's occurred? Another installment of the Q&A podcast? Oh my, how delightful! You simply MUST come and listen at tea time. 

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Asking Sterling (A Patreodcast) #24

Time for part one of the latest installment of Asking Sterling, that podcast where patrons done asked questions and then I done answered them. Today, I done answers to about half the questions you done asked, and then at a time that isn't now, I'll post a podcast where I done the other answers to...

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Podquisition 324: Oh My God We’re Back Again

We’re gonna bring the flavor.

Games we played this week include:
Outriders (13:20)
Anthem (27:15)
Absolute Drift: Zen Edition (37:30)
Curse of the Dead Gods (42:20)
Pokérom (52:10)
Werewolf: The Apocalypse Earthblood (58.30)
God's Trigger (1:03:30)
Blood Roots (1:...

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Earths Grindiest Heroes (The Jimquisition)

On today's Jimquisition, we look at the latest nonsense from the world of live services, as Marvel's Avengers is set to be more of a grind for no reason.   

On top of that, we've got a discussion on The Sinking City and legal issues surrounding both developer and publisher.  ...

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Oh Hello Patrons, Let's Do An Asking Sterling Question Times!

Hello, it's been a while since we've done one of these. It's been a while since a lot of stuff, for which I apologize. Lately things have been tumultuous but I'm doing my best to put out all the fires and be back doing stuff soon.

Anyway, this is straightforward if you've not been here fo...

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Podquisition 323: The James Le Gros Appreciation Corner (w/ Mari of GeekRemix)

(Sterling Note - I'm really sorry I've not been on the last couple episodes, personal life stuff is just ridiculous at the moment. I should be back on the next Podquisition though. Apologies again.)

We don’t have time to really get into it, but he’s th...

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Anthem's Final Dirge (The Jimquisition)

Anthem has finally been put out of its misery.   

BioWare's Anthem will go down in history as a mighty example of how to fail at jumping on a bandwagon. Its development was rushed and poorly planned, its release was mediocre, and its subsequent slow death was almost pitiful.  ...

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Podquisition 322: Painting Corner (w/ Casey Explosion)

A steady hand and an even stroke can handle even the tiniest brush.

Games we played this week include:
Nioh 2 (5:50)
Curse of the Dead Gods (10:55)
Persona 5 Strikers (16:50)
Factorio (22:55)
Per Aspera (26:05)
Control (28:45)
Dinosaur Planet (36:00)

News things t...

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Cruelty And Cowardice (The Jimquisition)

We have three big ol' subjects for you today! After unlocking the secrets of Frog Purse, of course. After that, let's talk about Google being horrible to its Stadia developers.   

As well as that, we'll talk about the responses to Nintendo Direct and Blizzconline. We wrap things u...

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Podquisition 321: Lies Our Teachers Told Us

Turns out none of the things they taught are true.

Games we played this week include:
Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury (18:00)
1001 Spikes (24:00)
Lizard Lady vs. the Cats (28:20)
Deep Rock Galactic (33:30)
Steel Sword Story (37:15)
Wilmott's Warehouse (40:00)
SSX [...

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Trolley Robbing Bot Buyers Deserve The Disgust (The Jimquisition)

People who use bots to buy up game consoles and resell them for a ridiculous markup are apparently sad that people hate them. This is funny, because they deserve to be hated.   

Let's take a look at the way these opportunists portray themselves, and have some fun discussing why th...

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Podquisition 320: More Than Meets the Brown Eye

Get your Rodimus primed, then Wheeljack until you Starscream.

Games we played this week include:
Goldeneye 007 XBLA (7:55)
Grey Skies: A War of the Worlds Story (19:45)
Pokémon Let’s Go (29:50)
Monster Hunter World (33:55)

News things talked about in this episode:
Fo...

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