Wominjeka Dragons and Birdwatchers! Hope you've all been keeping warm/cool as we head into the new season, whatever hemisphere you're currently in (although statistically, my dashboard shows >90% of you are up north). The August/September period is the most co...
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Saim bainoo Dragons and Birdwatchers! September 2nd marks Hollywood heartthrob and everyday philanthropist Keanu Reeves' 58th birthday. Dude doesn't look a day above 40 somehow, which is insane since he still basically looks the same age as when he was playing lead guitar for the Wyld Stallyns. 2022-09-02 12:15:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Szia Dragons and Birdwatchers! The 27th of August is National Morse Code day, so .. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / .-. . .- -.. .. -. --. / - .... .. ... / .-- .. - .... --- ..- - / .- / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - --- .-. / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / ...- . .-. -.-- / -.-. .-.. . ...- . .-. ! H...
2022-08-27 03:28:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Xin chào @Dragons and @Birdwatchers , and welcome to World Mosquito Day today! Can't say I'm really a fan of those little assholes, to be honest.
And as promised previously, as some of you may have noticed, one of the latest captions on my pub...
2022-08-20 00:03:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Olá Dragons and Birdwatchers! Today is National Elephant Day, a tribute to the world's largest and heaviest land-based animals.
In TG Caption - Cute Mute, a man in a frigid relationship becomes the mute, Asian girl he paid to sleep with...
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Silim Dragons and Birdwatchers! Today is National Disc Golf today, so if you're a fan of pulling buttery rips on the green, it's time to get out there and hyzer a meathook, today might be the day.
In TG Caption - Marital Vows, a student becomes a busty MILF in swap class, and can't resist h...
2022-08-06 22:45:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Yiasoo Dragons and Birdwatchers! Today is National Refreshment Day, so try to kick back and enjoy a fizzy beverage if you get the chance! And here's the last caption of the month, slightly earlier than usual...
In TG Caption - Missing Test, a brother helps his sister with a...
2022-07-28 08:31:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Ciao Dragons and Birdwatchers! And happy National Take Your Dog to Work Day - chances are you've already clocked off for the weekend but if you do get a chance to bring your beloved pooch in don't forget to schedule it in for this time next year!
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2022-07-24 03:32:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Sawadee Dragons and Birdwatchers! And happy National Personal Chef Day! If you're fortunate enough to be part of the class to hire your own personal chef, be sure to give them your thanks.
In TG Caption - Cleansing Chamber, a wish gone wrong turns a young student into a very bust...
2022-07-16 02:41:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Habari Dragons and Birdwatchers! And happy National Chocolate with Almonds Day! So if you enjoy your cocoa with nuts, today might be your special day. And here we are with the second caption of this financial year, and a result of a request from none other that o...
2022-07-09 02:40:55 +0000 UTC View Post
G'day Dragons and Birdwatchers, and welcome to July! This officially marks one year of Patreon!
I've written up a little retrospective which you can find here: https:...
2022-07-02 00:22:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Salutations Dragons and Birdwatchers, and happy National Food Truck Day! As somebody who appreciates a good, greasy food-truck taco, I for one welcome an appreciation for our coalface workers manning the stands.
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Hallo Dragons and Birdwatchers, and happy Global Garbage Man Day! Tip your hat to your local waste disposal employees for all the good work. Today's caption is the first part of an EXCLUSIVE two-parter (as promised last week) with images definitely too adult for DA...
2022-06-17 23:08:28 +0000 UTC
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Bonjou Dragons and Birdwatchers! And happy National Egg Roll Day (which we all just found out was a thing). We've got a bittersweet two-parter coming over the next two weeks, but until then we've got a new one with bimbo themes I hope you all enjoy!
In TG Caption - Airhead Idol, ...
2022-06-10 23:32:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morrow Dragons and Birdwatchers! And welcome back to another week of the new season. Whether you're enjoying the summer sun up north or freezing in the wintery south, we're nearly halfway through the year. And today's cap is brought to you by YOU, my lovely Patrons and your latest poll!
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Sawasdee Dragons and Birdwatchers! Today is National Hamburger Day, so naturally it's a great excuse to check out your local McDonalds. And your cap is ready, too.
In TG Caption - Car Wash, a young man in debt is given a creative solution to his pay of his debt...
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2022-05-28 00:28:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy Dragons and Birdwatchers, and apologies for the late upload! Another week and the world continues to turn as the days grow longer (or shorter, for those of us in the southern hemisphere!). Anyway, here's your cap - one for all you expansion/lactation fans out there!
In TG Caption - Fo...
2022-05-22 03:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
안녕하세요 Dragons and Birdwatchers! And happy National Buttermilk Biscuit Day! Finally recovered from COVID and feeling healthy again, for anybody concerned. Hope y'all are keeping yourselves safe out there all across the world!
In TG Caption - Homely Fans - a freak neighbo...
2022-05-14 01:32:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Salut Dragons and Birdwatchers - and happy Friday! Finally got hit with the Coronavirus so this week has been mostly spent locked up indoors re-watching Lord Of The Rings. So I guess it wasn't all bad... this week's caption is a little earlier, too!
In TG Caption - Victorian Era,...
2022-05-06 05:39:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Kamusta Dragons and Birdwatchers - and happy May Day wherever you are in the world!
In TG Caption - Dressing Up, a medical mix-up makes a man into a blonde bimbo, but his girlfriend doesn't mind...
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2022-05-01 04:46:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Dragons and Birdwatchers, and happy Earth Day (or depending on your timezone, National Talk Like Shakespeare Day)! Hope everybody out there is keeping safe and taking care of themselves. Your latest caption is ready to go!
In TG Caption - Unstoppable Cravings, a young man insu...
2022-04-23 00:42:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Dragons and Birdwatchers - Hope you've been having an excellent month so far and happy Easter weekend. Anyway, your latest caption is here!
In TG Caption - Gym Junkie, a boyfriend swaps with his partner to help her lose her extra ...
2022-04-16 00:31:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Namaste Dragons and Birdwatchers! How is everyone? Today's submission comes as a private request from one of your fellow Patrons, and I couldn't resist after seeing the picture...
In TG Caption - Major Malfunction, a young man becomes the busty Asian arm-candy of his big brother'...
2022-04-08 21:02:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Guten tag Dragons and Birdwatchers! And welcome to the new month of April. And what better to welcome the new month than a new caption!
In TG Caption - Split Peaks, Chris is rapidly familiarized with what his busty lil sister's older boyfriend is thinking about...
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Bonjour Patrons! Dragons and Birdwatchers, the last caption of the month is here! And at request, it's a sequel to the previous one.
In TG Caption - Workout Routine [Part Two], Nate's thick-butt story continues with his new boyfriend...
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Aloha Dragons and Birdwatchers, welcome to the mid-month! Today's cap is fresh out of the oven for your enjoyment.
In TG Caption - Workout Routine, a fit boyfriend gets his comeuppance after ridiculing his partner's weight...
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Hola Dragons and Birdwatchers! Today's late exclusive release comes with a brief announcement that I'm going to have to change my upload schedule *slightly *-- don't worry, I'm not stopping the weekly schedule. Since I prefer to manually upload these caps each week in case there's any troubles, s...
2022-03-13 00:21:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning/afternoon/evening @Dragons and @Birdwatchers, wherever you are all over the world! Today's caption is a two-frame animation with an unusually lewd image (by my standards...)
In TG Caption - Honey Bird, a young man pays of a massive debt by becoming a sexy clone in an exclusive ...
2022-03-04 23:18:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everybody Dragons & Birdwatchers! Time for the final cap of the month.
In TG Caption - Embrace Tradition, an archaeologist becomes an ancient Japanese barmaid...
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Good morning/afternoon/evening @Dragons and @Birdwatchers, apologies again for the short delay!
In TG Caption - Girly Vengeance, a pervert messes with the wrong stranger and gets the ultimate comeuppance...
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