Merry holidays and happy Christmas Dragons and@Birdwatchers! As the year draws to a close, this caption will obviously be the last of 2024. But nothing to worry about - there's always next year, and plenty more captions. Hope everybody's been having a good s...
2024-12-31 03:27:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Praise be Dragons and Birdwatchers! The season is now finally upon us - if you're seeing friends and family, did you finish your Christmas shopping yet? In admin news: I'll be unreachable for any Patreon-themed enquiries the next few days while I'm away...
2024-12-23 10:37:11 +0000 UTC View Post
What's hoppin' Dragons and Birdwatchers! Apologies for the lack of public page posts these last couple weeks - didn't really mention it last week, but I've been struck down with a weird unspecified illness. No need to worry - it's nothing serious - but it's ...
2024-12-16 09:15:38 +0000 UTC View Post
olleH Dragons and Birdwatchers! Tis' the season to be jolly, and the season to be a little bit self-indulgent as well. So why not kick back, relax with a nice cup of cocoa (or even something stronger, if that's your jam) and enjoy a TG story or two?
In...
2024-12-09 09:49:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Goodness gracious Dragons and Birdwatchers! As we enter the winter proper, we hope everybody is bundled up warm and has a nice hot cocoa steaming on a nearby table. Hope everybody's having a great one!
In TG Caption - Biggest Bully, a ...
2024-12-02 11:52:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome home @Dragons and @Birdwatchers! Black Friday deals are finally hitting the web, so if you're a big deal-hunter now's the time to be scavenging the 'net for cheap stuff that you probably don't need.
In TG Caption - Changing Room, a peeping tom gets a very big comeup...
2024-11-25 11:34:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Hail and well met Dragons and Birdwatchers! The festive season is soon upon us, and Christmas music will soon be assaulting our senses while shopping for a whole month. But you shouldn't be reading these captions while out anyway.
In TG Captio...
2024-11-17 13:32:14 +0000 UTC View Post
What's crackin' Dragons and Birdwatchers! New week, new cap, new things to enjoy. For example: has anybody else here tried that Buldak X2 Spicy instant noodles before? Tastes great but it seriously feels like stuffing the Sun into your mouth.
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Live long and prosper @Dragons and @Birdwatchers! Spooktober is now over as we slowly start drifting into the Xmas season. It's a new month and the new billing system mentioned prior is now rolling out. Again, just to keep reiterating: if you're already ...
2024-11-03 13:24:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Hocus-Pocus Dragons and Birdwatchers! If you're reading this, you've fallen underneath my ✨ spooky✨ Halloween spell. What does it do, you ask? Well, it turned you into a gorgeously busty lady for a night, of course!... You don't remember? Well, I had to ...
2024-10-28 12:04:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy-doody Dragons and Birdwatchers! Halloween is fast approaching, and 'tis the season of spooky-themed TGs. Expect to see something cool and thriller-themed coming to the main page! In the meantime - enjoy a certified maid-themed classic, exclusive and fo...
2024-10-21 11:11:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Oi oi Dragons and Birdwatchers! If you missed the previous week's update, then the tl;dr is that there will be some changes to billing as of November, moving away from 1st-of-the-month that won't affect any existing subscribers but will apply to new subscrip...
2024-10-14 11:15:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Rock and stone @Dragons and @Birdwatchers! Another month, and thanks for sticking around. Just a some housekeeping, as there's an update on some Patreon terms: as of November 1st I will no longer be forced into being billed only 2024-10-07 12:46:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's a-go Dragons and Birdwatchers! Today marks a temporary change of pace from the usual pattern of x1 3D > x2 2D uploads as this one stars the same artist from last week. Though I think it'll be worth it, as it's a banger of a cap this week (if I do sa...
2024-09-30 13:49:30 +0000 UTC View Post
(Un)season's greetings Dragons and Birdwatchers! I heard y'all like big tits, paizuri caps and animated gifs (nobody told me this: but we can make some fair assumptions) so this week enjoy an animated story that I've cooked up! (Also, I snuck a lil reference...
2024-09-23 12:27:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Yellow Dragons and Birdwatchers! This week caption is a sweet, low-key sort of wholesome one, so I hope everybody enjoys the slight change of pace. And in other news: the Deadlock beta has been interesting to watch, but it still looks like the 1.0 is still f...
2024-09-15 13:16:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Hail and well met Dragons and Birdwatchers! And thank you again for your wait - I am now back from my travels! Nice to be back, relaxed, and writing again. I've finally returned to upload the latest caption for this week: and here it is. I'm super happy with...
2024-09-04 13:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Sah dude, dudettes and everything in between @Dragons and @Birdwatchers! This caption is nice and early for you to enjoy this week as I'll be off gallivanting on vacation (won't say where, but I'll be back by this time next week). Just a heads-up for if you'...
2024-08-22 07:06:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Toodle-oo Dragons and Birdwatchers! Hope you've had plenty of great captions to read this week - I recently uploaded an interesting SCP-themed one on the main page that y'all might find interesting as a change of pace. Also: I'll be uploading next week's exc...
2024-08-19 13:18:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Olá @Dragons and @Birdwatchers! With the 2024 Paris Summer Olympics finally drawing to a close, we can finally go back to hibernation until next time (at least, until after the Paralympics in a couple weeks, of course). Just a heads-up that your favorite ca...
2024-08-12 13:25:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Surf's up Dragons and Birdwatchers! So who's been keeping up with the Olympics? Never thought we'd all be so obsessed with watching this stuff, but nobody can resist the siren's call of a gold medal right? Plus, the uniforms all look super cool.
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2024-08-05 13:22:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Gamut Manan Dragons and Birdwatchers! Thanks again for sticking around - more public caps on the way soon! A one-two punch of technical troubles and cold-and-flu season has unfortunately done a number on me here, but we're back and running!
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Mellon Dragons and Birdwatchers! Thanks for the wait, and apologies for no upload last week (new ones coming soon) - had a power surge and fried both my computer monitors (note to self: spend more than five bucks on a electric powerboard if you're plugging i...
2024-07-22 15:39:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Aluu Dragons and Birdwatchers! For the bargain hunters among us, Amazon Prime "Day" is coming up shortly after this post goes live (in this timezone, at least) so it's a perfect time to get shopping on some deals! Maybe pick yourself up something cute...
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Heyyyy everybody Dragons and Birdwatchers! It's a new month, and that means (as always) new links below and new exclusives to enjoy. But screw it, enjoy a classic-style bimbo caption with a gameshow theme.
In TG Caption - Way Up, an un...
2024-07-08 12:27:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Verwelkoming Dragons and Birdwatchers! For those PC gamers among us, the Steam Summer Sale is now live and as usual there's some absolutely KILLER deals on some really good titles. Celeste is going for just three bucks! Can't recommend it enough if you like ...
2024-07-01 14:47:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Dia duit Dragons and Birdwatchers! Nearly at the midpoint of the year, and what a half-year it's been. Best of all, the Elden Ring DLC is finally out, so for the more self-flagellating gamers among us I hope you're ready for another teeth-grinding 80 hours. ...
2024-06-24 11:21:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Bajookie Dragons and Birdwatchers! I'm absolutely freezing my tail off down here in the middle of winter, but my condolences to those of you sweating up top!
In TG Caption - Italian Spices, a mis-cast spell results in a man and his str...
2024-06-18 11:16:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Sup Dragons and Birdwatchers! Thanks for waiting for the cap. We're coming up to June once again, marking the end of the third year of running the Patreon. Thanks again for your continued support, new supporters and old! Tons of game announcements this week ...
2024-06-10 14:59:19 +0000 UTC View Post
What the sigma Dragons and Birdwatchers! Who else has been having their mind absolutely wrecked by TikTok brainrot? ( :| ) Your latest caption is here - and just a heads-up that the premise is pretty... unrealistic. But hey, we're here to read about our fant...
2024-06-01 03:57:56 +0000 UTC View Post