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Premium Photoshoot: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes?

Boop-boop-a-doop! To mark the 59th anniversary of Marilyn Monroe's death on 4th August, I have recreated her 1961 Douglas Kirkland photoshoot and then expanded on the theme. I have been a Marilyn fan for most of my life and originally bought a wig for cosplay back in 2001 during a trip to London....

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Video: Tits Out For The Buoys

Jiggle video to accompany my sailor-themed photoshoot. Anyone for some motorboating?

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Premium Photoshoot: Hello Sailor

Ahoy there! Today I'm showing off my wonderful forepeaks and admirable stern. I am no stranger to seamen and I guarantee that you will not be left feeling like a baggywrinkle as you cast an eye over my charts. Whether you're in the mood for a crafty anchor this evening, or setting aside some time...

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Premium Photoshoot: Behind The Shower Curtain

Visiting a popular request theme this month. Many of you often suggest a voyeuristic photoshoot and the shower curtain setting is a popular fantasy. I'm always happy to oblige where my paying fans are concerned, so I hope you enjoy my naughtiest (and naked-est!) photoshoot to date. Now, will some...

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Premium Photoshoot: April Showers

Your girl for all seasons. Want to stand under my umbrella?

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Photoshoot: Jill Valentine STARS Cosplay - Resident Evil 25th Anniversary

*Best viewed in desktop mode, images may not load in mobile view*

Today is the 25th anniversary of the Japanese release of Resident Evil (or Biohazard, as it's known over there). It is my all-time favourite game and has  been a part of my life since I was a teenager in the late 1990s.<...

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Photoshoot: St. David's Day 2021

Today is St. David's Day, the national day of Wales. If you're still not aware of my Welsh pride by now, allow me to give you a little reminder. I've turned a Welsh flag into a dress and posed with a variety of Welsh items from my collection, all of which can be seen on my various Instagram accou...

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Premium Photoshoot: Horny Devil (Valentine's Day 2021)

There's a rumour going around that I'm always horny. I thought I hid it quite well!

This year's Valentine's Day photoshoot is inspired by Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled and I have transformed myself into even more of a devil woman than usual.

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Premium Video: Looner Video #2 - ASMR Balloon Play

Playing with balloons in my underwear. As you do.

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Premium Video: Looner Video #1 - Inflatable Sausage

I love the feel of a thick sausage between my tits and legs.

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Premium Photoshoot: Looner Girl

From time to time I receive requests for photoshoots featuring various fetishes. I'm always open to ideas and keep them in the back of my mind for Patreon content, even if the kink doesn't particularly do it for me on a sexual level. The whole Looner thing (Loonerism?) is one such example and I'v...

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Premium Photoshoot: Tinsel Tease (Christmas 2020)

A tinsel tease for your Christmas enjoyment. It's so much better to be naughty than nice.

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!

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Photoshoot: Merry Christmas 2020

Wishing a very happy Christmas to all of my subscribers. Thank you so much for your support during this very strange year, which means so much. I love creating this content for your eyes only and will always be sure to give you a little treat each month, no matter how busy I get with other projec...

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Premium Photoshoot: Star light, Star bright

It feels like most people have decided to put up their Christmas decorations much earlier this year, but I refused to budge from my December 1st traditions. With just a few days to go, I have started digging things out from their home under the stairs and remembered this gorgeous marquee star tha...

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Premium Photoshoot: Hallowe'en 2020 - Projections

"Bend over, I want to try something different" is a phrase rarely heard outside of Gareth's birthday. But there he stood, brandishing a camera in one hand and a torch in the other. I had nothing better to do, so happily obliged. The results? A very effective collection of abstract shots featuring...

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Premium Photoshoot: Hallowe'en 2020 - Little Red Riding Hood - Beneath The Cloak

A burlesque variation of this year's Hallowe'en photoshoot, revealing a little more of what lies beneath the cloak!

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Photoshoot: Hallowe'en 2020 - Little Red Riding Hood

Alas, poor Fenrir. I did warn him to keep his distance.

Rules, rules and more rules. It's enough to make a girl flip out. What should have been a pleasant day down at the pumpkin patch was ruined by the jobsworth owner Mr. F. Wolf. First he made me queue up to tell him what I wanted ("like,...

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Photoshoot: Somewhere In Time 40th Anniversary

"Is it you?"

This month marks the 40th anniversary of one of my favourite films, Somewhere In Time.

Based on Richard Matheson's 1975 novel Bid Time Return, it is a science fiction romance guaranteed to make me cry every time and one of the most realistic time travel stories I have eve...

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Premium Photoshoot: It's All Greek To Me

As chat-up lines go, "you look like one of those old Renaissance paintings" is still one of the best compliments that has been thrown in my direction over the years and it has happened on multiple occasions. I get called Mona Lisa a lot (which is fine, because us pale, enigmatic queens of the res...

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Premium Photoshoot: Wish You Were Here?

As the August Bank Holiday brings an interesting summer to an end, I have taken the opportunity to produce a much-requested swimsuit photoshoot. The sun always shines on my private beach, clothing is optional and I relish every opportunity to show off my ball-handling skills. Wish you were here?<...

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Premium Photoshoot: Who's The Boss?

It has been a hectic month running my business, but I haven't forgotten about my lovely patrons and will always be sure to bring you at least one exclusive photoshoot per month.

Seeing as I have been glued to the home office over the last few weeks, I thought I would feed your imaginations ...

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Premium Photoshoot: Post-Workout Shower

All that exercise worked up a sweat, so I simply had to pour water over myself to cool down. I'm sure you wouldn't take advantage of the situation or entertain thoughts of slipping between my cleavage as you stare at my moist, naked body. Would you?

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Video: Skipping Rope *Jiggle*

As promised, an extended video where I put a lot of effort into making the girls bounce.

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Photoshoot: International Yoga Day

Namaste.

As it's International Yoga Day, I thought I'd take the opportunity to relax in the sunshine with a few stretches. I am by no means a yoga addict, but I have found it useful over the years as a means of focusing the mind and testing the limits of my flexibility. Plus it goes without...

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Photoshoot: Workout Warmup

One of the most popular requests I have received over the years is for a workout photoshoot. At first I was surprised by the number of fitness freaks amongst you, then it was pointed out that your desire was fuelled more by the anticipation of seeing my round arse in lycra and some bouncing booba...

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Photoshoot: See-Through Top

Never knowingly under-dressed for Tesco. 

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Photoshoot: Dreamcast Console

This week is twenty years since I bought my beloved Sega Dreamcast console. To celebrate, I have recreated one of my favourite Official Dreamcast Magazine covers and posed with a few accessories. On my Instagram featured stories, you can also see a countdown of my favourite Dreamcast games.

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Premium Photoshoot: Innocence/Experience

You thought I was innocent when you asked me to your room. I was happy to let you believe it. I acted coy when you told me to undress, but the camera never lies and I could not hide the thrill of showing off. As I took control of the situation, you were left in no doubt that I was experienced. Do...

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Photoshoot: VE Day 75

I've been back in my time machine 😉


In 2015, I put victory rolls in my hair to attend the VE Day 70th anniversary celebration in Cardiff. I was much more camera shy back then and didn't take any photos (I know, right?!). They're a pain in the arse to set in place, so I've neve...

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Photoshoot: Princess Leia Cosplay

May the fourth be with you 😁

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