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Fucking Day: A Bluntly Titled Sex Manual

Most of the sex manuals I've talked about on our award-winning hot dog website were written by des...

Podcasting Day: Moment of Truth with Alex Schmidt 🌭

In our ongoing series of '00s reality shows that took all the fun out of immorality, the Dogg Zzon...

Extra Wiener 78 - A Childish Book Game with Alex Schmidt

Bonus episode audio for patrons. 

Learning Day: The Great Grapefruit CONK 🌭

Baseball is a fun sport. That’s its only goal. So I love discovering situations where it blew pa...

Punching Day: FaceGym 🌭

I used to think the perfect job was the person at the top of a waterslide who tells people when to...

Learning Day: The Useless Droid

Today we're going to read The Useless Droid, a fully illustrated pirate Star Wars childre...

Podcasting Day: Dumber than Real with Hana Michels! 🌭

It’s Podcasting Day and we’re lucky enough to have momentarily lassoed Professional Whirlwind ...

Extra Wiener 77 - Garfield Roulette with Hana Michels

Bonus audio for patrons.

Learning Day: The Bridge and the Pump 🌭

Yes well it is somewhat of my pleasure to reach out to your eyes and hearts again. This time its m...

Fucking Day: How to Sleep with your Girlfriend's Friends 🌭

The internet is an amazing place. It has allowed us to tailor literature for underserved niche gro...

Nerding Day: 101 Hamburger Jokes 🌭

Perfection. I'm speaking, of course, about the title of the 1978 book by Phil Hir...

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Dick Rips and Great Apes

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. It takes both of us in...

Podcasting Day: WB Superstar with Jamie Kelly! 🌭

In 2004, a struggling TV network decided to create their own American Idol, but entirely ...

Extra Wiener 76 - The Super Dictionary with... Us!

Bonus audio for patrons. 

Punching Day: Baby Boxing

By Jove, boys, by Jupiter! We have dwelt in dark corners of late. Let us remove to nobler escapade...

Upsetting Day: Dennis Miller's The Rant Zone

In 2001, Dennis Miller thought, "I bet I could make money by taking jokes I've written for other t...

Anime Week: How to Draw Sexy Anime Girls! 🌭

There are only two things I appreciate about anime-- the high effort line art and the effortless h...

Teamworking Day: The Laws of Eternity! 🌭

Brockway: It’s Anime Week and this may sound crazy, but did you know not all an...

Anime Week: Kennel Tokorozawa with Lydia Bugg! 🌭

Happy Anime Week! On 2022-05-25 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Wiener 75 - Jimmy Onishi: Funny or Sad? ... with Lydia Bugg!

Bonus audio for patrons!

Anime Week: JoJo's Horny Ape Episode! 🌭

Confession: I am kind of a dick about anime. I rarely follow up on recommendations from my anime-l...

Anime Week: The Banned Sailor Moon Episode! 🌭

It's Anime Week, and I am an anime person. By that, I mean my eyes are twice the size of my head, ...

Fucking Day: Sex Spells 🌭

This Fucking Day we're reading a book called Sex Spells, and right away I've proven magic...

Reflecting Day: Let's Ruin Paul Dano! 🌭

1-900-​​🌭 is a special place. It’s the last holdout in text-based internet comedy, an art...

Podcasting Day: Hunting Psychic Bigfoot with Jason Pargin! 🌭

Welcome, truthseekers, to 2022-05-18 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Wiener 74: Hot Dog Monster Mountain with Jason Pargin!

Bonus audio for patrons. 

Upsetting Day: An All-Book Breakup 🌭

These two books discuss love. I recommend avoiding love.

2022-05-17 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Cooking with Garfield 🌭

My darkest secret is that for about six months I’ve been working on an article about the evoluti...

Upsetting Day: 101 Things to do During a Dull Sermon

Are you a horny stupid asshole who picked the wrong religion? Did you skip the first sentence when...

Nerding Day: Joe 90 - The Most Special Agent

You know Gerry Anderson? Yeah, you know Gerry Anderson. You might not know his name, but if you’...