
The 2015 film Mortdecai, no second half of sentence. I’ve already said more about the 2015 film Mortdecai than anyone has in 8 years, and from a direction I cannot point I feel a great s...
2023-04-07 12:00:59 +0000 UTC
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Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we karaoke duet all eight minutes of Meat Loaf’s “I’d Do Anything For Love” except we don’t sing...
2023-04-06 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Seanbaby pollutes his own book game with Janet Perr's extremely racial "cute slang dictionaries." It's a game of Russian Roulette and every chamber is filled with dog slurs, except one that's only loaded with Garfield. Let's reiterate: Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, are RELIEVED when they land o...
2023-04-05 12:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Because society has ended, we’re doing a MILF Manor podcast. You can 2023-04-05 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Yes Hello i just had my mind real opened up by a new book and im pretty excited to tell you all about it and maybe you can join me in a new way of seein and understandin the world:
2023-04-04 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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In this article, I will attempt to answer the age-old question of who would throw a better party: Regis Philbin & Kathie Lee Gifford… or Garfield. Both have released books on how to throw a party, som...
2023-04-03 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hello, where are the clowns? More clownly, why am they? Clowns are hidden, forever, and hidden. They are both clown and clown. How is clown, clown teeth. Clowns definitely aren’t maybe, or is it? Hello ag...
2023-03-31 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
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One of the most dangerous parts of WikiHow is every part. It’s a trap by a primitive AI to cull the weak so only premium brains make it to the human battery farms. Especially heinous are the “lifestyle...
2023-03-30 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Seanbaby ain't done book gamin'! Brockway and guest Jason Pargin are obligated by the social contract to stay while Seanbaby continues to absolutely batter them with terrible books by human beings who never quite had a thought.
2023-03-29 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Not everything has a reason. Sometimes chaos is the answer you choose for a question no one asked. Hi, we had best-selling author 2023-03-29 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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In the early '90s, computer animation was still in its infancy. Shows like Transformers: Beast Wars and ReBoot by Mainframe Entertainment and the decidedly more Christ-like Veggiet...
2023-03-28 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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PureFlix, the Christian alternative to Netflix, has several categories of “family friendly” films for Christians to enjoy. Categories include Talking Dog, Romance in a World Where Horny D...
2023-03-27 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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In 1985, a graphic designer named Janet Perr won a Grammy Award for Best Recording Package. Twenty two years later she thought, "I have an idea." She was wrong.
2023-03-24 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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To my hottest of dogs,
Tragedy of tragedies, I cannot yet return to your l...
2023-03-23 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Brockway has another, somehow worse game for Seanbaby and guest Alex Schmidt: Guess the hook and title of the anime or manga Brockway picked out, based only on generic episode or issue descriptions. Sounds straightforward, but remember what kind of anime Brockway watches.
2023-03-22 12:01:02 +0000 UTC
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This week we’re joined by Alex Schmidt, from2023-03-22 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Who were your favorite superheroes in the 90s? The Power Rangers? The X-Men? How about the Bal...
2023-03-21 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Ok, I'm about to declare something, and it will be controversial. I think we should ban children from masks. This is not satirical. This is a real opinion that I hold, and nothing will change it, not ev...
2023-03-20 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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2023-03-17 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
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My dearest fellow Hot Dogs,
I hope this letter finds you well. I am away t...
2023-03-16 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Seanbaby brought a joke book from 1983 about a cultish sex movement written by insane, bigoted Harvard professors. Zak Koonce and Brockway tried to survive it.
2023-03-15 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Power Slap: Road to the Title, is a show about a fighting league where men slap. To ...
2023-03-15 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Here’s two cursed children’s books, published 2023-03-14 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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We don't talk enough about Katy Keene. In my opinion, Katy Keene is the heart of the weird/ho...
2023-03-13 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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In 1991, floppy-dicked idiot, Gregory Godek, released a stupid book called 1001 Ways to B...
2023-03-10 13:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so har...
2023-03-09 13:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Seanbaby traps Brockway and Dan McQuade in a small space and reads them Hip Hop for Dogs until they both die from it.
2023-03-08 13:01:01 +0000 UTC
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We sometimes do a bit here at 1900🌭's Dogg Zzone 9000 where we invite talented and brillia...
2023-03-08 13:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Yes well its my turn again and today we have a important story to tell so gather round and ha...
2023-03-07 13:00:03 +0000 UTC
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In 2014, the year of gamergate, the cookbook industry recognized a problem: straight men need...
2023-03-06 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
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