In the ’90s there was a miracle product that took away all pain, for most people, maybe, usually, and if it didn’t you could keep trying. It was built on lies intended only for the very dumb. It was way...
2023-07-21 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Look, in the sky! It’s a weak child! It’s a lack of appetite! It’s trouble focusing on schoolwork, NO! It’s Captain Hadacol! Captain Hadacol was the official superhero of anemic kids back when we di...
2023-07-20 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway sacrifices Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg to the fucking devil again!
That's it, that's the bonus podcast!
2023-07-19 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
By the hoary rites of the goose-pawed Ipes, we have summoned our own Lydia Bugg to this Dogg Zzone 9000 to read with us from the Book of the Demon Star by Diablito Al Ghoul, a yoga...
2023-07-19 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
In the 1990s, gender roles in American toys were much more rigid and inflexible than they are today. With few exceptions — board games, Slip ‘n’ Slides, misplaced handguns — there were Girls Toys an...
2023-07-18 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
You fools, you probably all believed the rumors of Quibi’s death. Like an evil twin in a soap opera, it’s made a dramatic return, but being played by a different actress because the original one got a r...
2023-07-17 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Polly Adler was a famous brothel owner, and three years after she died, the great comedy writer Phil Hirsch compiled a book of jokes about her. As the editor of 2023-07-14 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Last year I wrote about a hedge wizard named S Rob and his vast library of magickal internet grifts. We’re already revisiting that column because… he found it. Here’s the original article aga...
2023-07-13 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby reads Brockway a list of insane, unconnected things that may or may not lead to a murder. It's just another normal Seanbaby's Book Game! But this time it's got Fryda Wolff!
2023-07-12 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we’re talking to voice actor, skate warrior, and elven bootyshaker Fryda Wolff about Rollergames, 1989’s rollerskating ...
2023-07-12 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Don’t. Nobody can publish that list without getting kicked to death. Critics ask “what gives you the right?” ...
2023-07-11 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, it’s already that time again. Nearly nude Canadian children’s television superhero time, I mean. Rocket Robin Hood, the 1966 cartoon created with the equation of public domain character ...
2023-07-10 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby: Brockway, here’s my idea: we form an academic place of learning, right here on our website.
Brockway: Oh thank god, I actually still need 17 credits and a...
2023-07-07 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I am here to tell you a story. A story about a man. A man with a dream. A dream he purchased for2023-07-06 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
After two and a half hours of Compu-Toon, somehow Seanbaby and Dennard Dayle actually stay for a bonus episode. They're rewarded with OK Science, the ONLY scientifically verified hot dog themed podcast bonus episode.
2023-07-05 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we’re joined by academic, acclaimed author, 2023-07-05 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
“The Recipe For A Perfect Cartoon” is a “how to toon!” guide, posted on a conservative political c...
2023-07-04 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever looked at a rich, successful, ripped specimen of a man and thought, “that’s a guy who for sure never fucks. Not a thimble of semen has left that man in decades. You can just feel ...
2023-07-03 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
There are some moments in history so dark we don’t talk about them. And then there are moments that certainly didn’t happen and got penciled in later by malevolent time lords. If this “actual comic bo...
2023-06-30 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we fuse together like those Lego pieces that don’t come apart so you can only use them as the caps on th...
2023-06-29 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby challenges Brockway and guest, Dirk Marshall, to the barb wire guillotine match of podcasting: Seanbaby's Book Game!
2023-06-28 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we’re talking to Dirk Marshall from the VHUS Podcast: Where all the best taped garbage is found. 2023-06-28 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes hello well their telling me i got a bulged disc so right now i’m writing this one in a laydown bed position, but even though its sort of a infirm situation maybe you can pretend its a seductial positi...
2023-06-27 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
There are two things that Christian book companies love: mythical creatures and puns. The popular series Elf-help has both! It’s a bunch of cheerful little cartoons drawn by the same guy who does...
2023-06-26 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s a glorious Nerding Day miracle, for today we celebrate the three pillars of nerding: Christianity, High Fantasy, and Virginity. You may remember author and champion of unfucked holes, Jennie Bishop, ...
2023-06-23 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Blue Comet Comics brought you pure and earnest lunacy from writer, artist, editor, and owner Craig Stormon, whose mind was forever trapped in a labyrinth of his own making. If you’ve ever watched a rambli...
2023-06-22 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby tricks Brockway and guest, Dan McQuade, with a book game cleverly disguised as a disgraced Confederate coward. They'll probably think they've gone backwards in time!
2023-06-21 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s Dogg Zzone 9000 Day, and this week Defector co-founder Dan Mc...
2023-06-21 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
The ’90s were, as you know, the most extreme decade of all time. The day-glo colors and hair metal of the ’80s pupated and metamorphosed into in-your-face, gross-out, over-the-top action, giving us the ...
2023-06-20 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be popular? For some of the people who work for this website, we may never know. As you’re all aware, Sean is the cool one, Brockway is the mysterious one, and I...
2023-06-19 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post