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Nerding Day: Susie Q

Kids’ madness has evolved. Teen heroes can mention hand-holding and noscope twenty competing gladiators with half the satanic panic. I wish it happened sooner. I watched Spider-M...

Fucking Day: Brat TV's Chicken Girls: The College Years Presented by Takis

You probably think that The Chicken Girls are way too mainstream for 1900hotdog to cover, and I completely agree with you. After all, Chicken Girls The Movie currently has over fo...

BIGFEETS - Episode 17, The Troglodyte Ghost Army vs. West Virginia Cave Tourism

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1...

Teamworking Day: Punsteria

Seanbaby: AI is doing its best to ruin search results, customer service, and entertainment, but most of us know it as a way for the worst and dumbest people to reshape nothing into...

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Jaguar Grapes

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that when we go surfing together, one of us surfs and the other is the board.

B...

Nerding Day: Vibrations 🌭

Before the Wachowskis grease-orgied techno into irrelevance in The Matrix Reloaded, Hollywood gave us one bona fide masterpiece about it. That's right, we're talking about the 1996 straight-to-...

Extra Wiener 167 - Tidbit Yahtzee with Dan McQuade

Seanbaby wants to know if Brockway and guest, Dan McQuade, are ready for some tidbits! They're not, they're woefully unprepared, they might die from any tid or bit but HE DOES TIDBIT YAHTZEE AT THEM ANYWAY.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 167, Knight Rider's Racist Birthday Cake Samurai Episode With Dan McQuade

Seanbaby invites the sensual Brockway and the golden man, Dan McQuade, to his special samurai birthday party where they discuss Mouth of the Snake, 2024-03-20 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Upsetting Day: The Predatory Female

Now that’s an opener. The system, faith, or band you choose is a perfect personality test. I’ve said t...

Learning Day: 101 Questions & Answers on Demon Powers 🌭

I have a single question about demon powers: do demons have powers? If the answer is yes, there's one quick follow-up: How do I say, "Please don't use your powers on me; I'm a useless little clown," in Lati...

Upsetting Day: Renovo Storytellers

When you hear "the worst something ever," it's usually cheap hyperbole or a cheaper insult. There's hardly ever a clear way to quantify "worst," and if there was it would be different for different people. ...

Upsetting Day: Urge

Urge is a 2016 movie starring Pierce Brosnan. Urge is also the most secret, hidden Pierce Brosnan movie ever made, for one cursed reason and a lot of fun reasons. 2024-03-14 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Bots Master 🌭

Set in the far-future year of 2025, The Bots Master presents a world where humanity has invented a legion of roboslaves to cater to our every whim. These machines are the cybernetic creations of Zi...

Extra Wiener 166 - Tidbit Yahtzee with Zak Koonce

Seanbaby has a book about how great it is to be a mom. He has turned it into a weapon. He has pointed that weapon at Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce. He has pulled the trigger.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 166, Expositional Theme Songs IV with Zak Koonce

Seanbaby brings Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, back to fight in the deadliest game: 2024-03-13 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Fucking Day: Sugar Daddy Playbook

Alright, dry spell consulting didn’t work out. Let’s try direct sales.

Fucking Day: She's Too Young

Hey, guess what, guys? I have syphilis! Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself. I want to talk about the absolute classic Lifetime Original Movie, She's Too Young.

2024-03-11 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

BIGFEETS - Episode 16, Willy vs. Willy's Incompetence

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 16 of Mountain Monsters: 2024-03-11 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Punching Day: Thruster and Swamphawk, Part 1

A booming voice came from my library. "Fuckin' YEAAAAAH," it commanded. For any other reader, this would be the crazy part of the story. But the books I've collected over the years often scream. Sometimes a...

Upsetting Day: Carnival Towel Creations with Freddy 🌭

You are 12 years old. Your grandmother just returned from a three month cruise. She’s been to Lisbon, Malta, Istanbul. She’s traveled the world, visited exotic places rich in culture and history. She ha...

Learning Day: The Pimp Game

Alright this is another one come into my poseshun from the friends of the libary book sale (i dont mean to brag but i find i have now developed a eye for the self or under-published tomes of the realm in fa...

Extra Wiener 165 - OK Science with Lydia Bugg

Put on your beakers, OKheads! Lydia Bugg plays the game that makes learning fun and educational, OK Science!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 165, The Iron Chef Traitor with Lydia Bugg

Brockway betrays Chairman Hot Dog and takes over Podcast Stadium, forcing Seanbaby and guest, Lydia Bugg, to watch 2024-03-06 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: The Confederate Alphabet

I have sympathy for Lost Causers. And love lying. But I also understand it’s a tough position. It hurts to be out of step with culture. And history. And the avowed, public, Cornerstone positions ...

Nerding Day: All My Children Trading Cards

I've once again managed to locate an entire pack of unopened trading cards from one of America's most popular collectible trading card series. That's right, I'm about to pit seven different versions of actr...

Punching Day: Street Survival

Most street survival books have low stakes. They teach blocks that don't work to nerds who will never get jobs as ninjas. It doesn't matter if details are wrong, or if you carry those wrong details with you...

Learning Day: Martini Ranch's "Reach"

In 1988 a band named Martini Ranch released their debut album, “Holy Cow.” It’s what kids today refer to as proto-eggpunk, and what adults refer to as “what the fuck are you talking about?” It’s...

Nerding Day: Edgy 1990s Video Game Ads 🌭

Greetings, fellow Squeeg. I am humbled that so many of you emerged from your chrysalises for this, and there will be pseudopod soaking pools made available following the presentation. Please refrain from vi...

Extra Wiener 164 - Dreams of the Witch with Jason Pargin

Brockway demands tribute for the great lord, Satan! Seanbaby and guest Jason Pargin have only Dreams of the Witch to give. Seanbaby offers the devil a dream of a blue truck, Jason Pargin offers the lord of lies a dream about a guy almost doing something!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 164, Gorilla Flow with Jason Pargin

Brockway admits his weak piss power to Seanbaby and guest, award-winning author Jason Pargin. Luckily there's a solution: 2024-02-28 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post