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Fucking Day: Game of Clones

Hey guys! Here’s how lunch meat is made.

2024-10-22 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Beenado🌭

About three months ago I kicked in the doors of the Hotdog office and announced to the room. “I will be covering the Beenado. Nobody else even looks at the Beenado. IT’S MINE.” Usually...

Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS Merch??!

The UFO Cowboys have found you, and now only one shirt can save you...

Our BIGFEETS shirt!

Buy enough sh...

Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 31 - UFO COWBOYS???

Seanbaby and Jason Pargin veer off the bigfoot path in Robert Brockway's absence to do a little investigating of their own. Is UFO COWBOYS a cryptid worthy of discovery or will the BIGFEETS boys face certain doom for moonlighti...

BIGFEETS Episode 31 - UFO COWBOYS???

Seanbaby and Jason Pargin veer off the bigfoot path in Robert Brockway's absence to do a little investigating of their own. Is UFO COWBOYS a cryptid worthy of discovery or will the BIGFEET...

Hot Dog Store: We Got Hoodies!

Trying to rep the Hot Dog, but temperatures are starting to drop? Don’t worry about it, because we’ve got you covered. Haha, get it? Incredible. But really, we have hoodies now! Check it out:

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Fucking Day: 200 Proven Ways and Places to PICK UP GIRLS!

Pick-up artist books are the best. The authors are always an impossible combination of stupid and condescending. They explain how to hunt women as if they're confused, easily tricked animals, but f...

Upsetting Day: Joe Piscopo’s Halloween Party🌭

Well its kinda weird if you think about it that there was only ever one Halloween 1987. Ever! Now Im not tryin to pretend one year is objectionally better than another, i just personally h...

Nerding Day: The National Turtle Quiz Jokebook

One Christmas when I was very young, I was delighted to open an enormous wrapped box full of loose Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles toys. Decades later, my mother told me that because we hadn't had a l...

Video Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 197, Techno Warriors with Dirk Marshall

Seanbaby & Dirk Marshall welcome special guest, Rodney Anonymous to the DOGGZZONE. Imagine if you will a movie that is 60% fighter stats, 90% lasers, 10% girl and 100% conspicuous butt weakness! It's TECHNO WARRIORS and it IS yo...

Extra Weiner 197 - Techno Warriors with Dirk Marshall

Seanbaby and Dirk would like to know; Are you ready for some TIDBITS?! We know you are... come get a handful. Pervert.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 197, Techno Warriors with Dirk Marshall

Seanbaby & Dirk Marshall welcome special guest, Rodney Anonymous to the DOGGZZONE. Imagine if you will a movie that is 60% fighter stats, 90% lasers, 10% girl and 100% conspicuous butt weakness! It's TECHNO WARRIO...

Upsetting Day: Blah Girls

Remember the South Park-inspired classic, Blah Girls?

2024-10-15 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Illegally Easy Halloween Costumes for Kids

Children are great because they have no dignity. Want to put your lump of human dough in a silly costume and parade them around? That is fine and, in fact, encouraged, which is why Halloween is the...

Hot Dog Store: Year 2 Dogg Cru

Look at this throwback all the way back to the Year 2 Dogg Cru. All of your favorites are there!

I...

Upsetting Day: Can You Guess The Fate of Puppets?

Can you predict puppet? Can anyone? We're about to goddamn find out.

Today we're p...

Podcasting Day: October Podcast Roundup

Hello again! Wow, what a month you’ve had, what with punching your way through the 2024-10-10 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Upsetting Day: What Is 'What Is It?' Is It 'It?'

Welcome, friends and investigative journalists looking for clues as to where the bodies are buried (Hint: did you know that strong smell Cinnabon pumps out can cover anything?). This week the colum...

Video Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 196, Hard Ticket to Hawaii with Mark Mahoney

Seanbaby & Dennard welcome special guest, Mark Mahoney to review, "Hard Ticket to Hawaii"! Considered far and wide to be a movie, it is generally regarded and furthermore, exists! Those who love movies will absolutely a...

Extra Weiner 196 Hard Ticket to Hawaaii with Mark Mahoney

What was that?? Enough, "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" already??
SILENCE villain!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 196, Hard Ticket to Hawaii with Mark Mahoney

Seanbaby & Dennard welcome special guest, Mark Mahoney to review, "Hard Ticket to Hawaii"! Considered far and wide to be a movie, it is generally regarded and furthermore, exists! Those who love movies wi...

Learning Day: The Playboy Bunny Employee Manual

HOPPER-4. RISE.

2024-10-08 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: 500 Things To Do With Pantyhose Besides Wear Them🌭

There was a dark time in the 1980s when pantyhose mania struck the nation. We'd just learned that apparently we have a climate? And that climate might be changing? The nation reacted to this trauma...

Video Podcast: BIGFEETS - Episode 30, Trapper vs. THE ABYSS

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 10 of Mountain Monsters: The Squalling Savage of Central Kentucky: The AIMS crew meanders under new leadership as Trapper reels in the face of Death's grim rictus.

BIGFEETS - Episode 30, Trapper vs. THE ABYSS

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 10 of Mountain Monsters: ...

Hot Dog Store: We Are Corey Shirt

We speak as one. We grow as one. And now we can dress as one! Experience pure ego death and become Corey with the best shirt we are writing an article about this week! Don’t wait too long to become Corey, ...

Upsetting Day: Semenology

Welcome, adventurous reader. Pour yourself a glass of mostly semen.

I should have probably ...

Upsetting Day: No Escape (with Pierce Brosnan)

I regret watching the film No Escape (2015). It’s a silly, stupid, racist movie, made by horror dolts. It’s also a waste of Pierce Brosnan.

2024-10-03 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: The 1988 Academy Award for Live Action Short Film🌭

We will never be free of the tyrannical, coke-addled grip of the 1980s. I have come to believe this at the core of my very being. Certainly, I'm not helping by writing about shit like 2024-10-02 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Video Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 195, Dollman 2 with Shawn DePasquale

Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg welcome special guest, Shawn DePasquale to the DOGGZZONE to discuss Dollman 2! Bereft of substance AND incredibly dense? Yes! Demonic toys? YES! Tim Thomerson?? THEY DON'T MAKE ENOUGH DRY PANTIES TO KEEP PACE...