In 1991, Italy tried to make their own Miami Vice out of spare parts they found in America's '80s. The episodes were 90 minutes long before commercials, the jokes were w...
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Sometimes, I feel like I could be a more effective bully. Generally, I'm pretty good at calling people suckers and chumps, doling out your basic noogies and swirlies, etc. However, as I've entered ...
2025-02-17 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWow, hard to believe it’s been 38 years already. But I want to take you back a bit, back to a very special moment. A simpler time, one where all you needed was a motorcycle, a harpoon gun, and a sick ass tattoo of a hot dog. That’s right, today we are celebrating the Year 2 Dogg Cru.
How thick and veiny is the penis of your god? Hi, we're talking about Dale Partridge's 2023 classic, The Manliness of Christ: How the Masculinity of Jesus Eradicates Effeminate Christianity 2025-02-14 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Stop thinking of living in a van as a depressing end result of unchecked capitalism, and start thinking of it as your very own mobile battle center for boning drifters! Seriously, look at the brigh...
2025-02-13 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m going to be honest, I tried pretty hard not to make this an “Upsetting Day” column. Like any little sniveling weirdo, I hate being identified as such outright, and scuttle away from that ...
2025-02-12 13:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg
to the DOGGZZONE! Remember the 80's? Sure, we all do. The wood paneling, the tape rewinders, Aquanet, pachyderm fetish circuses... ah, the bodacious neon g...
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Lydia Bugg for a love in of BONUS proportions! Fall in love again, and again, and again... and ...again(?)
with, "101 Ways To Say I Love you" another cursed book we'll go ahead and read so you don't have to!
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg
to the DOGGZZONE! Remember the 80's? Sure, we all do. The wood paneling, the tape rewinders, Aquanet, pachyderm fetish circuses... ah, the b...
I dumped beef and got zero telekinesis out of it. This is horseshit. Who promised godhood for my ability to enjoy restaurants–comics or sepia grifters? Someone’s gonna pay.
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I’m pretty sure that Archie Andrews sold his soul to the devil. Not in one of the gritty Archie comics like Afterlife With Archie, and not like the cute 1960s comic where Betty and Ver...
2025-02-10 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t think you quite understand how much I freaking love this.
It is such an incredible work of art. We should replace everything in every museum with a print of this. Until that day, yo...
2025-02-10 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe AIMS team is at it again as they face up against Appalachian Prometheus, The GREAT FIRE APE! Master of fire... or he eats fire, or has like... fire laser powers?? With the AIMS team on the case there's no way of knowing! Joi...
2025-02-10 12:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe AIMS team is at it again as they face up against Appalachian Prometheus, The GREAT FIRE APE! Master of fire... or he eats fire, or has like... fire laser powers?? With the AIMS team on the case there's no way ...
2025-02-10 12:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostPlease ensure you have adequate receptacles for cute puns and hunky buns.
Are you ready?
WHAAAAT? NO WAY!
The year was 2017. The author was a fucking idiot.
REAL POLICE GHOST STORIES - TRUE TAL...
2025-02-07 13:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, đźŚs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we bathe together in a tub shaped like the Cool S.
But this isn’t about ...
2025-02-06 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Looking back at the '80s it feels like almost random chance as to which films became personality-defining franchises and which have sort of soldiered along without utterly warping the brains of now...
2025-02-05 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Brendan McGinley
to the DOGGZZONE! Rejoice comic book nerds for today after MUCH anticipation, we FINALLY discuss the LONG AWAITED comic book series extravaganza that is:...
Who ordered more L4A?? Was it YOU? No? Must have been Brendan McGinley... we'll make him eat it, and you get to listen!
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Brendan McGinley
to the DOGGZZONE! Rejoice comic book nerds for today after MUCH anticipation, we FINALLY discuss the LONG AWAITED comic book series extrav...
Is your baby jacked enough?
Isabella Rossellini was nominated for an Oscar this year for portraying a nun in the drama Conclave, but what she should have gotten an Oscar, Emmy, Grammy, Tony, Nobel Prize, World Beard ...
2025-02-03 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Boy, what a year 2025 was, huh?
Oh, what’s that? Ah, I see.
Welcome to February! There were a lot of fires kind of near here, and then there was a fire that was really c...
2025-02-02 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHey kid, want to see a video game?
Too bad! I do have some awesome 8-Bit Hot Dogs apparel for you though! Exclamation mark!
In 2006, an experienced stuntman and martial artist, Mark Hicks, did a screen test for a Nike commercial. His audition got off to a rocky start, but he got the gig! You've maybe seen the commercial...
2025-01-31 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, do you ever feel like you were born in a time of vast potential only to come of age right as all the doors start slamming shut? That’s exactly what it feels like to get in a stranger’s bi...
2025-01-30 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I actually asked my parents for this garbage. I begged for this shit. And I got it: The worst Mega Man ever made.
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Merritt K to the DOGGZZONE! Faith and begorrah! A BloodSport has broken out on the Emerald Isle, and it's heavily underfunded! Join the DOGGZZONE and suffer al...
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