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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 26 – Readiness

“Are they ready?” Sen asked.

He feared that he knew the answer already, but he had to ask anyway. He’d been feeling increasingly on edge as the time trickled away. He’d also been feeling increasing boxed in by the demands of the capital. That cluster of messengers and servants after...

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Isekai Terry AHS: Chapter 20 – You Shouldn’t Say Those Things Out Loud

“How can this possibly be my fault?” asked Kelima with a glare. “They were clearly here before I opened the door.”

“I take it you’ve never heard of wave function collapse?”

“No! What does that even mean?”

“Basically, it means that you were Schrödinger’s Mu...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 25 – A Consolation All The Same

Sen wanted to dredge out every bit of knowledge that Jin Bohai possessed about shadow and darkness qi. Barring that, he wanted to begin immediate experiments with using darkness qi to pass through walls. It sounded like it could prove very useful, but that usefulness would depend entirely on Sen...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 24 – Another Tool

“Now, I assume that Ruolan taught you shadow stepping,” said Jin Bohai.

Sen pursed his lips as he thought that over. He didn’t remember Fu Ruolan ever teaching him anything that she used that specific term for. Maybe he just means shadow walking, thought Sen. It would make se...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 23 – History and Darkness

“The mistake that most cultivators make when dealing with shadow is trying to make it act like water,” said Jin Bohai from his seat opposite Sen. “You’ve clearly moved past that problem, but it’s an easy mistake to fall into if you’re not careful.”

Sen nodded as he looked out ...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 22 – In The North

Sua Xing Xing lingered near the edge of the training field and watched as the students drilled forms, sparred, and learned. Honestly, it made her feel like her own former sect had rather shortchanged their outer disciples on that front. She certainly hadn’t been receiving direct instruction fro...

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Isekai Terry AHS: Chapter 19 – By All That Is Holy

“I’m really sorry!” said Kelima for at least the ninth time in a truly pitiful voice.

“I heard you the last eight times,” said Terry as he scanned the market square.

“But you’re still angry,” she said.

“Yeah, I’m still angry. I’m really angry. I asked you t...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 21 – What?

“Are you adopting more strays?” asked Lo Meifeng as she peered out a window and down into the courtyard of Lu Manor.

“Not exactly,” said Sen. “But I will a need a little help with them.”

She turned a baleful look his way and asked, “Did you feel like I wasn’t pulling m...

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Isekai Terry AHS: Chapter 18 – Potato Warfare

“Terry Williams!” shouted Alment Kingsten. “I challenge you—”

“Zip it, armor boy! You can wait your turn,” snapped Terry, his blistering gaze never leaving Kelima’s face.

“I—” she started.

“Nothing bad ever happens in a market square,” he said, throwing...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 20 – Inventing Bogeymen

After a quick look around, Sen decide that he needed to take the conversation with the soldiers he’d picked out somewhere else. Anywhere else. While everyone had been dismissed and even told to go eat their dinners, a distressingly large number of them were dawdling nearby or angl...

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No chapter today

I’ve got a bug or maybe a cold. I’m not sure. I usually try to write through these things, but after a few paragraphs, I realized it just wasn’t working. It was really bad. Stuff like: “Sen looked at them. They looked at Sen. They all looked at each other. Sen tried to decide what to say....

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 19 – Inspection, Part 3

It wasn’t much of a surprise when their next stop was the training area. What was more surprising to Sen was how much space it consumed. He’d only ever seen it from the air or the top of the wall. On the ground, there was no escaping the reality of thousands of people doing spear drills or sp...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter Eighteen – Inspection, Part 2

There were several different kinds of silence after that outburst. The other cooks were either in shocked silence or, more tellingly to Sen’s mind, a resigned sort of silence. A glance at Mo showed that the man was unperturbed by this and maybe even a little amused. A look at Kang showed that t...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 17 – Inspection, Part 1

While Chin Gui might not have recognized him, Sen soon realized that boy was part of a tiny minority. Most of the soldiers either recognized him directly or saw him with general, took in his blue robes, and did a little basic math. There was a constant background hum of voices whispering things l...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 16 – Volunteer

“Is this truly necessary?” asked Sen.

“It is,” answered General Mo Kegong.

Sen looked down at the snow on the ground. Much of it had been trampled into a brown, dirty slush around the army camp, but it remained largely pristine where he stood next to the general remained large...

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Isekai Terry AHS: Chapter 17 – Nothing Bad Ever Happens in a Market

“Time to go,” said Terry.

The noble girl let out a surprised squeak when Terry grabbed her arm and dragged her away from the pile of screaming, bleeding, and apparently incompetent thugs. He took her down the first alley he saw, emerged onto a different, equally unfamiliar street, albei...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 15 – Elsewhere…

Whistling Winds took a deep breath before he said, “Why are we doing this?”

He fully expected to be struck down for the insolence, but he felt that someone needed to ask the question. Instead of finding himself on a swift trip into his next life, Whistling Winds found hims...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 14 – Time

Sen stood on the city wall and watched the army below. There were some people drilling with spears, shields, and swords. He had to avert his gaze from those drills. Otherwise, he feared he might be overwhelmed with an urge to go down and correct the countless errors he was seeing. There were grea...

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Isekai Terry AHS: Chapter 16 – Gods, No

Terry looked around a little more, even as he fully recognized the futility of the action. No matter how much he looked around, he wasn’t going to know where to go. A quick glance at Kelima told him that she was equally baffled about where they were. He wasn’t actually worried about anything ...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 13 – Plenty Selfish

“Do you truly mean to march armies in winter?” asked Jing. “General Kang was right about that much. Armies don’t normally march in winter.”

“I know,” said Sen while staring down at the pool of blood left by General Li.

The room was empty save for him and Jing. He’d bee...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 12 – Steps

No one spoke. No one moved. The only person in the room other than Sen who seemed even remotely relaxed was General Mo. He looked calm and there was a quiet sense of satisfaction radiating from the man. Sen wondered what kind of bad blood had been between the Mo and Li. He supposed that Mo would ...

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Minor Update: Sherlock Holmes, Lovecraft, and Volume 4 Signed Copies

I try not to update with purely personal stuff too often because, well, I'm a keyboard monkey who writes about magic ninjas vying for immortality and people getting sucked into other universes. Why would you care what I think about most things? Plus, I'm crazy boring in real life. Case in point. ...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 11 – Challenge

There was a burst of objections, mostly from the officers hovering around Jing. Sen lifted a hand and snapped his fingers while weaving qi throughout the room. He was careful to shield everyone’s ears as the sound shook the very walls and rattled their bones. Despite protecting their hearing, h...

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Unintended Cultivator V11: Chapter 10 – Generals

Sen made a point to enter the room with an air of calm, controlled confidence about him. A feat made easier by the fact that he was actually relaxed for once. He hadn’t gotten even a sliver of sleep the night before, but that turned out to be an exchange that was well worth it. He could shrug o...

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Isekai Terry AHS: Chapter 15 – The City Gate

You are anything but fine, said other-Terry. I can practically hear you hyperventilating. I just can’t figure out why.

Why? I’ll tell you why. This girl has been giving me the side-eye for like half a mile!

Who cares?<...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 9 – I Know My Weaknesses

Sen watched with cold eyes as Jin Bohai make a hasty retreat over the palace walls on a qi platform. He took a calming breath, happy that he hadn’t given in to his anger. It had allowed him to turn what increasingly looked like a fruitless conversation into an advantage. Still, it had been hard...

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Isekai Terry AHS: Chapter 14 – Amends

Kelima glanced at the man beside her for what felt like the hundredth time as they approached the gates of the city. She simply did not understand him. Sometimes, he was playful if a bit mean about it. Other times, he was like a force of nature. She’d watched him casually dispatch...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 8 – Like A Merchant

“Is that— Is that— Is that your primary affinity?” said Jin Bohai, stumbling over his own words

“Well—” began Sen before he stopped himself.

First, he wasn’t sure that was information he wanted to share. Second, and perhaps more importantly, he wasn’t actually certai...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 7 – Jin Bohai

Sen found that, as he aged, fewer and fewer things truly surprised him. He wondered occasionally if that was a sad thing. A sign that he was becoming ever more jaded and that the world simply held less wonder for him. However, Jin Bohai’s admission that he was Fu Ruolan’s master had surprised...

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Unintended Cultivator Vol 11: Chapter 6 – Opportunity

By the time Sen managed to escape the bureaucrats, he was well and truly ready to be done with everything for the day. He stepped outside and grimaced when he saw that the sun was already setting. Despite having accomplished things that day, he didn’t feel like he’d done much of...

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