Pfatter University

Calibrating the Newest Thickening Machine

Simon never really paid close attention in his biology course - it was pretty dull, but all the athletes took it to satisfy their science requirement at Pfatter U. The class was supposed to be so easy, yet somehow he was almost failing, as were a lot of his classmates. When their professor, Dr. P...

Pfatt Rolls

Our dining hall’s pastry chef was recently gifted a new recipe, one that had been discovered deep in the archives of our library by Graham, one of our student interns. After a few tries, the chef was successful, producing a buttery, flaky pastry with the consistency of a dense croissant, draped...

Pfatter Spring Sports Preview.mp4

With March coming to a close, Spring sports are just around the corner! To give themselves a competitive edge, our athletes are starting to bulk up - some of them instantaneously! Enjoy these transformations from members of our track, tennis, lacrosse, and baseball teams - we can already...

Consu.m3 Claims its First Victims

Before Carlos could crack the code, many of our students fell victim to the appetite-stimulating power of the Consu.m3 virus. One of our students, Spencer, was the first to try to crack the code, but failed where Carlos succeeded. Luckily he only caught a glancing blow.

Other students weren...

The Consu.m3 Virus

Whoa! Pfatter University is just now recovering from a week-long cyberattack. Every device on campus was somehow infected by something called the Consu.m3 virus, causing all cell phones, computer monitors, and TV’s to display a hypnotic pattern 24/7. Anyone unlucky (or lucky?) enough t...

Spring Break ‘25: Something in the Water

When Gus and booked a Spring Break trip for him and his three roommates, he thought they’d get a break from all the sudden fattening events that seem so common at Pfatter University. He himself had gained forty pounds in just one semester from one miscalculation in his Nutrition class.

O...

Spring Break ‘25: First Look

So many of our Pfatter U students fled our chilly New England campus for warmer, tropical climates this spring break. Most of them opted for all-inclusive resort packages - something tells us they’ll be coming back a little heavier than when they left! 😉🐷

Take a look at some of the ...

Video Supercut: Sponsored by GroBig

Pfatter U is proud to announce a new university donor and sponsor - GroBig protein powder! In exchange for some promotional footage featuring our students, the company has pledged to double our dining hall’s budget for the next five years. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to us!

Watch our ...

Video Supercut: A Very Fat Tuesday

Watch the photos from the previous post come to life in this longest-ever Pfatter U video supercut - over one minute of all the dancing, eating, jiggling, and even a little romance from Phi Alpha Tau’s Mardi Gras celebration!

A Very Fat Tuesday at Phi Alpha Tau

Last week, Phi Alpha Tau threw a rager of a Fat Tuesday party at their off-campus frathouse. Guests enjoyed catering from the ten top fast food restaurants in the area while they danced and drank the night away. With so many people crammed into one house, and unseasonably warm temperatures outsid...

Erich Gro(ws)Big

Skinny Erich wanted to join the Heavy Lifters Club like his best friend Chase. Even with all his time in the gym, he wasn’t seeing the gains he wanted to. When Chase recommended he try a little GroBig, the results were incredible - his testerone levels spiked, inflating his muscles and growing ...

Video Supercut: Swelling in the Shower

The plumbing at Pfatter University could really use some updating. Every once in a while, our water supply gets contaminated by whatever our chemistry department is working on; this time, their fattening serum prototype seeped into the system and made it all the way to the bathrooms in our dorms...

More Bloatwell Models

Here’s some before-and-after photos from more students modeling the Bloatwell brand of clothing, designed by our ingenious fashion design major Layton!

A Fashionable Solution

Layton, a senior Fashion Design major, realized that his Pfatter U classmates had a real problem: at the rate they’re all packing on the pounds - some of them instantaneously - they needed fashion solutions that grew with them. So, Layton designed his Bloatwell brand, made with a proprietary fa...

More Heavy Lifters

Don’t forget about Chad and Adrian, two more amateur bodybuilders from thr Heavy Lifters Club.

• Chad’s been perfecting his physique for years before he got to Pfatter U, but seeing his roommate Evan gain fifty pounds in one semester has him … intrigued. He loves the contr...
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Heavy Lifters Club

Believe it or not, Pfatter University has a group of student amateur bodybuilders - they call themselves the Heavy Lifters Club. You can often find them at the fitness center, doing their best to avoid the Pfatter Fifty that their classmates so easily succumb to. But with so many ways to get fat ...

The Photo Archive 1

Pfatter U has been active on social media for a little over two years now, and if you scroll back through our posts you’ll notice we used to have a pretty antiquated camera! All our photos looked blurry, strange, maybe even a little unrealistic. Weird!

We asked Milo, a senior photography ...

Story Time: Chiseld No More - Part 2

The newly-fattened Benji took some time adjusting to his new weight as he and his

David made their way to the Pfatter U Dining Hall. He nearly fell once, leaning into David’s huge, softened love handle to regain his balance. They were both so huge and pillowy now, he couldn’t believe t...

Story Time: Chiseld No More (Part 1)

Benji, a freshman baseball player at Chiseld College, couldn’t wait to visit his best friend and old teammate David here at Pfatter University, and he couldn’t contain his shock when he saw that David had gained at least a hundred pounds since the last time they saw each other!

“Dude,...

Story Time: The Professor’s Big Breakthrough

Arturo had not expected to get a teaching job so quickly. Shortly after publishing his dissertation, he was contacted by the head of the science department at Pfatter University. While he knew nothing of the school’s reputation, he knew adjunct positions were hard to come by these days, and his...

Story Time: Sebastian Abroad

French study-abroad student Sebastian arrived at Pfatter U with two full suitcases and no idea what to expect. He had told his advisor back in France he wanted a school where he could keeping playing football, or what the Americans called soccer, and where they served food as delicious as what hi...

BMoC: Spring Break - MORE Live Photos

Here’s some more Live Photos from the Big Men on Campus’ deep-sea fishing trip!

• Big Drew shows just how jiggly all those beers have made him 🍺
• Big Richie hasn’t caught any fish yet, and when he turns to see if any are biting, show us h...
  2025-02-12 00:17:34 +0000 UTC View Post

Senior Wrestlers: A.J.

Inspired by his father Wayne who wrestled superheavyweight class at Pfatter U ('94), A.J. gained a whopping 350 pounds over the course of his career. He ended up in the very-exclusive megaheavyweight class, where he easily ended the season with an undefeated record. After graduation, he plans to ...

Senior Wrestlers: Matty

We're celebrating Pfatter U Senior Matty's journey from first season at 180 to his last season at 320 pounds. He was a league champion in each one of his weight classes. After graduation, Matty plans to travel to Japan, where he's accepted an offer to join a Sumo league. They've told him he'...

BMoC: Spring Break - Live Photos

Check out these Live Photos from the Big Men on Campus’ deep-sea fishing trip from March ‘24.

• Big Christopher has had eight slices already, and wants to know if you want some yourself!
• Big Jeff got woken up from his nap and immediate checke...
  2025-02-08 21:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Big Men on Campus: Spring Break

Spring Break ‘25 is only a month away, so to get us in the mood, here’s some throwback pics! Last year, the Big Men on Campus - an exclusive group of our most morbidly obese students - went down to Florida for a deep sea fishing trip. They drank beer, ate pizza, and even caught a fish or two,...

Live Photos: Celebrating Our Senior Wrestlers

As an extra special treat for our Senior Class and Faculty patrons, we thought we’d animate our wrestling seniors’ progress over their careers at Pfatter U.

Enjoy Isaac, Hassan, and Will’s transformations. Stay tuned this weekend for A.J.’s and Matty’s! 🐷😉

Celebrating Our Senior Wrestlers

As our wrestling season comes to a close, we always pause to honor the four-year commitment our senior members have made to the team. One way we celebrate them is by appreciating their growth over the years with some before-and-after photos. As you can see, they all quickly moved from lightweight...

GroBig: Omar, Devin, & Tyler

• Omar’s been working out in his dorm between classes, hoping to really make his abs pop. He added GroBig to his morning shake, and by afternoon was feeling a little bloated. He threw on some gym shorts - were they tighter than normal? - and dropped to the floor to try some ...
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GroBig: Caleb

Chiseld College senior swim captain Caleb makes sure every swimmer follows a strict workout regiment and always stays in a calorie deficit. At Saturday practices, he weighs each teammate and pulls out the calipers to make sure no one is getting too soft.

When a box of GroBig mysteriously ap...