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Oh No Not Another Project

Note: As I wrap up Mind Blind’s endings (more on that next update post, so stay tuned!), I’ve realized that there are several aspects of the lore/world that I want to delve into deeper. Not unanswered questions, exactly, because everything is pretty definitively answ...

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MB Saucy Side: Unredeemable (Featuring Liz)

Liz’s lips connect with yours, her need slamming you against the wall with enough force to shudder the still-open front door. She doesn’t bother with formalities or small talk; she knows (or thinks she knows) why you insisted on meeting her at an off-the-grid motel over two-hundred miles outs...

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MB Saucy Side: Unredeemable (Featuring Andy)

Andy’s lips connect with yours, his need slamming you against the wall with enough force to shudder the still-open front door. He doesn’t bother with formalities or small talk; he knows (or thinks he knows) why you insisted on meeting him at an off-the-grid motel over two-hundred miles outsid...

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MB Short Story: No Take Backs

“I comprehend that your house is flooded,” Kim said. “But Wiseman . . . why are you here?”

His lips were compressed a little tighter than usual—a clear sign of discomfort in the man’s stoic façade, if one knew to look for it. I decided to remain deliberately oblivious....

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MB Saucy Side: River in Egypt (Featuring Sally)

Sally Alavidze was not in love.

Occasionally, maybe, she stared at you in your bathing suit for a slightly longer duration than what might strictly be platonic. So what? You were hot.

The fact that Sally had only found five people “hot” in her entire life was irrelevant.

Som...

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Mind Blind 2.0: Chapter 15 Update

Chapter 15's final form is over 80,000 words.😐

That’s the size of a whole novel. I’m both proud of and annoyed by my inability to curtail my ambition. I’m making good progress, though, and am still aiming to release all the endings by May! All are written (albeit not coded), except...

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River Dyeing (Saint Patrick Edition)

Note:

This story takes place a few months before The Pencil Incident made everyone realize the full ramifications of Button’s mind blindness.

It also includes a few subtle teasers for some of Mind Blind’s endings.

Regrettably, ...

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MB Short Story: Procrastination Pizza

In preparation for Nick’s discharge from the hospital, you and Sally are in the middle of stripping the sheets on his bed when your cellphones vibrate simultaneously.

“Sweet virgin Mary protect us,” Sally whispers as she stares at the text.

You can’t fault her sudden conversio...

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MB Saucy Side: Not a Boat (Kenna and Talia Version)

Talia slides your pants down your thighs—you shimmy a little to help her get the fabric over your knees, raising your legs up from the bed so he can strip them off completely. Once the task is accomplished, Talia carelessly tosses your clothes to the other side of the bedroom, too absorbed star...

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MB Saucy Side: Not a Boat (Kent and Talia Version)

Talia slides your pants down your thighs—you shimmy a little to help her get the fabric over your knees, raising your legs up from the bed so he can strip them off completely. Once the task is accomplished, Talia carelessly tosses your clothes to the other side of the bedroom, too absorbed star...

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MB Saucy Side: Not a Boat (Kent and Ferro Version)

Ferro slides your pants down your thighs—you shimmy a little to help him get the fabric over your knees, raising your legs up from the bed so he can strip them off completely. Once the task is accomplished, Ferro carelessly tosses your clothes to the other side of the bedroom, too absorbed star...

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Teaser for February's Demo Update

A heist, you say? 👀

(Just ignore the extremely wonky dimensions. They should be too small to read within the game.)

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New Chapter 14 Shard Scene

For those of you who don't want to replay all fourteen chapters (I don't blame you!), here's one of the new Shard monologues from the demo update! I think there are . . . between six and eight? I can't actually remember the number, because I have the memory of . . .

I can't remember how I w...

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January Update: Mind Blind 2.0, Chapters 13 & 14 (Now With Zero Construction!)

I’m desperately trying to finish by May, as that will mark Mind Blind’s 3-year anniversary. I want to write other stories! Maybe go on vacation before putting on Delivery for the Damned, because last year was stressful.

Now that I’ve moved back to Chicago, I’ve fin...

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MB Saucy Side: 500 Reasons Why (Featuring Sally)

Salome Alavidze is not perfect.

If you had fallen in love with her the customary way—meeting via a dating app or mutual friends as adults, ambushed by quick-fluttering stomach butterflies of infatuation—then you might have believed she was perfect, at least in the beginning. But you met...

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MB Short Story: Dive Off The Deep End (Featuring Gray-crushing Button)

Third Base is sticky. Despite the tattooed bartender’s best efforts to slip napkins beneath his client’s drinks, the counter is irrevocably gummy in a way that testifies to a decade worth of sloshed Vodka Cranberries and knocked-over Malibu Sunsets.

The bar’s name calls out i...

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MB Saucy Side: Scientific Method (Featuring Talia)

“I want to explore you,” Glitch suddenly announces over dinner.

You chuckle. “What am I, an undiscovered island? We’ve been dating for two years.”

“Yet I’ve still so much to learn,” Glitch insists. “So, can I?”

“Can you what?”

“Experiment.” Her ...

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MB Saucy Side: Scientific Method (Featuring Ferro)

“I want to explore you,” Glitch suddenly announces over dinner.

You chuckle. “What am I, an undiscovered island? We’ve been dating for two years.”

“Yet I’ve still so much to learn,” Glitch insists. “So, can I?”

“Can you what?”

“Experiment.” His ...

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MB Short Story: An Unapologetically Cliché Christmas Story

Unlike most colleges, Aeon’s graduation takes place in December, the ceremony held within the first-floor auditorium. 

The final, additional, semester from September through December isn’t filled by classes; rather, you and Sally have spent the past four months partnered on a long-...

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Chapters 11 and 12 (+Chapter 10 New Scene)

I disconnected myself from the internet this month in hopes of getting the first ending up before I returned back to Washington for the holidays. However, given that my flight leaves in less than three hours and I now need to call a taxi, completion . . . seems unlikely. 

(My goal is t...

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Saucy Side: Death Comes To Disneyland (Ambrosia Version)

Ambrosia had never considered herself to be sexy.

She was wrong, of course, as you take every opportunity to point out to her, often loudly and in public so that she has no choice but to agree with you in order to quiet your shouted declarations. Your girlfriend is sexy, and that is a fact....

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Saucy Side: Death Comes To Disneyland (Ambrose Version)

Ambrose had never considered himself to be sexy.

He was wrong, of course, as you take every opportunity to point out to him, often loudly and in public so that he has no choice but to agree with you in order to quiet your shouted declarations. Your boyfriend is sexy, and that is a fact.

...

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Writer's Blog: New Version of Chapter 10 (Finally) Up

To see the (by no means comprehensive) changelog, you can go here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/writers-blog-74241673 

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Writer's Blog: Impressing The Party People

First off, October’s Q&A for UCRT tier patrons will be held today (Friday, Nov 4) at 7 – 8pm PST as according to the poll. The second one will be tomorrow (Saturday, Nov 5) at 11am – 12pm PST. View Post

Mind Blind Short Story: Busted

It was not a dark and stormy night. The weather was, in fact, surprisingly temperate for late-October Chicago at a balmy seventy degrees Fahrenheit (fifty given windchill). For Nicholas Wiseman and his too-short miniskirt, this was a blessing. Not that he wasn’t willing to brave the frozen wast...

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I'm Alive (And So Is My Mom!)

Celebrations all around, because my mother recently completed her final chemo treatment! The doctors decided to end it a few months early due to how much she's struggled . . . which should provide some insight into why I've been so quiet this month. It's very hard to find designated writing time ...

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MB Saucy Side: Puppy Love (Featuring Kenna)

Kenna Zarneki looks like a woman. Her face is beautiful, her grey eyes attentive and intelligent.

Had someone whispered in your ear that she was something more, you might have postulated that, if anything, Kenna might be a vampire. She certainly possesses the stereotypical pallor and stando...

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MB Saucy Side: Puppy Love (Featuring Kent)

Kent Zarneki looks like a man. His face is handsome, his grey eyes attentive and intelligent. 

Had someone whispered in your ear that he was something more, you might have postulated that, if anything, Kent might be a vampire. He certainly possesses the stereotypical pallor and standof...

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Writer's Blog: Not a Perfect Ten

The Great Rewritening Version of Chapter 9 (link at bottom of post) has been up on dashingdon for a while, although I didn’t announce it in hopes that I’d be able to get the entire Chapters 9-15 update out this month. But if your saves were wiped sometime these past weeks: that's why!

C...

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MB Short Story: Getting Ghosted (A Non-Saucy Saucy Side)

Note: Basically, this is the prequel to Boooty Call, but Chadford ruined the sexiness so I separated the story into two parts.

Boooty Call: https://www.patr...

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