Sing to me, O muse, of the fox of many appetites, who wandered full many ways after he had dined on the sacred cattle of Apollo. Many were the meals he ate and delicacies he tasted, aye, and many the woes he suffered in his gut upon the sea, seeking to win his own fame and Hestia’s favor.
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2018-03-19 22:32:12 +0000 UTC View PostSorry I'm a bit late! This poll will only be open for a few days so I can get started soon, but I'll list the following stories for you folks to decide:
Conner Coon suggested: Tired of being the smallest of the Manhattan Clan, Gargoyles' Lexington sneaks a peek at the Gr...
Hello, everyone!
So, I've started a little side project- https://www.furaffinity.net/view/26549457/ A party where you roll the dice on different forms of growth; Theo is passing out practicall...
2018-03-02 17:19:46 +0000 UTC View PostHello, all! I'm just going to try this out with a simple post. If you're seeing this, that means you are a $5 or $10 donor, and instead of a raffle, I'm taking your story suggestions. I'll pick the four I like the best, and then put them to a vote! So, if you have a story idea, please leave them in ...
2018-03-01 00:54:32 +0000 UTC View PostI'm getting a little wanderlust, so this month's poll choices will be centered around adventure!
2018-03-01 00:49:59 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://patreon.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/204199489-Can-I-offer-a-raffle-for-one-of-my-rewards-
This was brought to my attention recently. I swear, I hone...
2018-02-28 02:09:56 +0000 UTC View PostA quick note: I was asked to credit the characters in this story to the Furry Basketball Association, all rights go to them.
Lance Wildfyre was never one to watch his weight; at five feet and four inches, and carrying around somewhere in the ballpark of two hundred pounds, some would say...
2018-02-27 17:24:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Hector sighed, looking anxiously up at the sky. He still wasn’t a hundred percent sure about this, but he had a good feeling about Malcolm. The buck was an absolute stud; he favored tight V-necks that showed off his muscular pecs and taut, beefy contours of his torso, and tight jeans ...
2018-02-27 17:18:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Leonard groaned softly as he glanced over his course load. The lion ran a paw through his mane, worry setting in as his eyes ran down the list of his classes. He thought there would have been more of a gap, but sadly his university loaded freshman up with numerous fluff courses to pad out t...
2018-02-27 17:13:07 +0000 UTC View PostI was able to do three raffle stories this month, which isn't quite as many as I was hoping, but still, more than usual, so still technically qualifies as an achievement. Yay, lowered standards! Look forward to the usual procedure next month, and thanks again for the support, everyone!
2018-02-27 17:10:22 +0000 UTC View PostHello, folks! I'm going to shake things up this month. February is the shortest month of the year, and I'm struggling to think up three poll stories, but! I also reached my first Patreon goal, for real this time! To celebrate, I am going to raffle off multiple stories this month, and forgo the poll,...
2018-01-30 06:08:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Crystal cursed under her breath; she had stayed way too late at the gym, again. It was late into the night, and just to get home, the golden retriever hopped the fence of the now closed local park, her usual shortcut when her workouts went too long. Pumping herself up, she pushed through th...
2018-01-28 17:42:08 +0000 UTC View Post
“Gooood morning, Nanukiwok! It’s eleven AM, the sun is just rising, and bringing with it a lovely -10 degrees outside. You’re listening to Big Al, the bear that’s always hungry for the latest and greatest. If you think I’m being sarcastic about the weather, well, trust me, fol...
2018-01-24 22:06:18 +0000 UTC View PostSorry for the slight delay, everyone! The holidays ended a bit hectic, but now, it’s back to business. I’ve already drawn the raffle for this month’s raffle winner, so that just leaves the poll; happy voting!
2018-01-04 08:02:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Castor drummed his fingers against the counter. “This is a bad idea, Pollux,” the gorilla rumbled to his twin.
“You worry too much!” Pollux replied, hefting up a vat the size of a beer keg on the counter. “Trust me, this is my best batch yet.”
Castor gave his b...
2018-01-02 17:03:46 +0000 UTC View Post
December 26th, the North Pole. After another harrowing run around the world in a single night, the nine most famous reindeer alive were unwinding in the canteen they always went to after their haul. Sauntering over for a well-deserved snack, one of them, with a very distinctive nose, approa...
2017-12-24 21:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostHello, folks, and Happy Holidays!
I'm sorry to come to you like this, but I'm afraid I have to announce that I will be late with both stories. The monthly poll story is almost done, however, and I'm going to try my damnedest to get it to you before Christmas. But, I'm currently out of town, and th...
2017-12-22 15:52:01 +0000 UTC View PostHey, everyone! Just a special announcement for the holidays: to thank you all, I'm going to give you folks some cameos. If you guys vote in the Poll this month, I'll pick a few names at random, and put you guys in the story. But remember, I'll only be pulling names if you vote!
2017-12-02 03:25:04 +0000 UTC View PostSorry about that, folks! I saw a few people were voting for multiple stories, and that was my fault, I didn't put the settings in right. So, we'll try again, and this time folks, please choose -one- story!
Happy Holidays, and Merry Christmas!
2017-12-02 03:14:51 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all!
Just letting you know that I've lowered the price for my Illustrated story pack from $15 to $10, but for my patrons, if you want to get the pack, I'll be selling it for $8 to all my patrons!
Just send me a note first if you're interested!
2017-11-24 05:40:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Freshman Year
Located around the county of Castershire and founded atop the ruins of a desecrated abbey from the Elizabethan era, the respectable Queen’s College sat along the banks of the River Avon. A proud, sprawling collection of gothic buildings, it contrasted sharply with the ...
2017-11-21 01:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post
George groaned, rubbing his head. He was resting on a soft, comfortable bed, but as he tossed and turned, he soon realized it was not his. Frowning, he sat up and peered into a mirror facing opposite the bed, looking at his own tawny fur and scarlet mane. But soon, the lion’s green eyes w...
2017-11-19 17:09:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Re-upload of the previous picture; my Illustrated Story Pack chronicling Theo's journey through history, and all the juicy weight gain and muscle growth therein, is finally ready to go! But first, a few announcements:
The Raffle story won by Crowbar, featuring a lion trapped by an insane kangaroo ...
2017-11-19 17:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
This is another preview for Theo's Journal, this time one of my absolute favorite illustrations in the whole pack, by my friend, Rockytheprocy, who you can check out here: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/rockytheproc...
2017-11-09 17:24:19 +0000 UTC View Post
The next chapter in Theo's journal for my $10 patrons! Enjoy some Ancient Egyptian decadence and gluttony, again illustrated by Cedric Browning!
I must admit, as a cat, I rather did enjoy Egypt. The fact that they considered me and my feline brethren sacred is more than a l...
2017-11-02 04:28:21 +0000 UTC View PostAlright! Month number four, with a selection of three stories to vote for. Good luck, folks! I'll be running this poll until November 11th.
2017-11-01 19:12:50 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks,
The Werewolf of Salem is all wrapped up, and it was a bit of a departure for me on this Patreon. I didn't get much feedback on the story, so, I'd like you all to tell me how you felt about it. It was fun for me, and I wouldn't be opposed to doing bigger stories like that again, but I on...
2017-10-29 15:13:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright! Here's the preview for one of the stories from Theo's planned anthology, going through his long catalog of clients throughout the ages. This picture is drawn by Cedric Browning, whose gallery can be seen here: 2017-10-28 16:23:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Two days passed, with Robert hiding in the woods like a wild animal. His instincts led him to Giles Corey’s cave, where he assumed the old man had spent the past four years. The moon had waned, and he did not feel the same rush of power as he did with every night, and his bestial form was...
2017-10-28 16:13:40 +0000 UTC View Post
“Stand! And receive the word of God!” Minister Philas commanded. Sunday had come again to Salem, and all the congregation rose. Robert looked over to the opposite end of the church, where Temperance stood. She nodded subtly to him, and kept her eye on the front row, where Goodie Strigg ...
2017-10-23 16:52:38 +0000 UTC View Post