Wide Angle Lens Shenanigans
😂 Imagine if I was this huge though.
Just to reiterate: I look this big because of my wide angle lens.
2021-06-02 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
😂 Imagine if I was this huge though.
Just to reiterate: I look this big because of my wide angle lens.
2021-06-02 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hmmm, I wonder how many of these shakes it'll take to get to 300lbs.
2021-06-02 11:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post🤠 Nice to see you all! This is just sort of a beta post, if you will, to try and gauge y’all’s interests!
Leave a comment below about photos and videos you’d like to see! 🐺🍰❤️ Maybe I’ll be able to produce some new things!
2021-06-02 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been in a huge "I am a body pillow" mood lately. Rest your head. Take a load off on this gut. : ) Plenty of room for you and a friend also. : )
2021-05-31 11:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I ordered two of these massive fuckers, but only received one. 😭 At least they’re fuckin’ gigantic…
2021-05-30 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The Resurgence Era V
In which the year concludes with me readying to move in with a new, non-gainer, non-encourager roommate. Includes some experiments in using the Wide Angle Lens.
2021-05-30 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
The Resurgence Era IV
In which I obtain new heights and weights, heheh.
2021-05-30 16:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The Resurgence Era III
In which I begin a new journey amidst the icy, soul-sucking waters of Capitalism.
2021-05-30 15:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
The Resurgence Era II
In which I keep growing! And growing... And growing...
2021-05-30 14:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
The Resurgence Era I
In which newfound stability allows me to grow as a person, figuratively and literally.
2021-05-30 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The Relocation Era
In which I packed up my handful of earthly possessions and left my home state without saying goodbye to anyone, save for the small few of my dearest of friends. "Perhaps life will be better now," I think to myself.
2021-05-30 12:15:16 +0000 UTC View Post
The Slow Era
In which I lost a lot of data, which set me back pretty hard.
2021-05-30 12:14:40 +0000 UTC View Post
The Rocky Era
In which times were rough and life was hard. Almost resolved after I landed The Greenhouse Job.
2021-05-30 12:14:11 +0000 UTC View Post
The Restaurant Era
In which I began working at a pizza place after leaving college and then eventually a fast food place. You'd think having access to cheap fattening food would've blown the gut up right quick.
2021-05-30 12:13:31 +0000 UTC View Post
The College Era
In which I really went hard my first semester of college. Instead of the fabled Freshman 15, I, as an overachiever, landed the Freshman 80. ; )
2021-05-30 12:12:44 +0000 UTC View Post
YouTube kept flipping it upside down, but it seems to work now! : ) It's short, but hopefully it shows off my heft well enough.
2021-05-30 11:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostI have been struggling for quite a while to figure out how to agreeably host so many gigabytes of data!
For now, I am settling on making the photos available via Patreon directly, though it's potentially a bit convoluted.
I have to put a bit more work toward ...
2021-05-30 10:49:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Here are some shots of the empty belly. A video may or may not be coming of morning rubs.
2021-05-28 16:24:11 +0000 UTC View Post
This thing looks like a balloon when I lean back, huh guys? 😩 And I keep filling it up more and more every day. 😏
2021-05-26 11:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Topping off a big meal feels pretty good. 😤 Need more tho.
2021-05-26 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
👀 The title says it all, really. Can’t wait for the gut to envelop my whole lap.
2021-05-26 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
🤔 Does it show that I ate a whole pizza and chugged a gainer shake right after?
2021-05-25 04:08:49 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s getting pretty big, huh? I actually have to wear a compression shirt to cheat some extra mileage out of a few of my XXL shirts. 😅
I keep wanting to make new videos, but my roommate never leaves! 😭 I’m thinking I’ll just bite the bullet and hope he doesn’t notice me order ...
2021-05-24 03:44:33 +0000 UTC View Post
😏 Yeah, I know a thing or two about fashion. It’ll fit better in another 60 pounds or so, don’t y’all think?
😤 I swear, y’all are going to make me fuckin’ massive.
2021-05-22 03:41:09 +0000 UTC View Post
And it’s the shakes that are to blame. 😤 I feel like 2XL shirts are about to be too small for this hungry behemoth soon.
2021-05-18 12:59:21 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s borderline comical how much my chest moves compared to my belly. 😅 maybe I should workout the pecs.
2021-05-17 21:53:53 +0000 UTC View Post
I rarely have particularly good days, lol, but yesterday was one of ‘em! 🤠
😅 Ignore the draw-over of my face… I do not and will not actually show it. That pic just didn’t work as well while cropped so zoomed in.
2021-05-15 12:32:51 +0000 UTC View Post
From December of 2020, I think. I know it was only uploaded to Dropbox, so it's going up to YouTube for y'all.
Direct Link: https://youtu.be/_g3l_DkfDYU
2021-05-11 11:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post