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CASS7- New Year Begins

A sharp knock at the door dragged him back to reality.

"Enter," he called, stretching his legs out.

The door swung open, and a familiar, unwelcome face strolled in.

"Professor Rosier," Severus Snape said, voice dripping with something between mild disdain and professional disint...

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CASS6- Professor Rosier

"So, Professor Rosier," Dumbledore said, settling back in his chair. "It's been some time since you last walked these halls."

"Not nearly…" Cassian muttered before catching himself. He cleared his throat, forcing a brittle smile. "Er… yes. A while."

Dumbledore chuckled. "You were ...

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MHA176- Hipsters

The next few days, Nejire dragged me out to “waste my money.” She refused to call them dates, even though they absolutely were. Shopping, random food spots, sometimes just wandering around the city doing nothing. What she called ‘quality sibling bonding’ and what I called ‘thinly veiled...

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CASS5- Lucian Rosier

By the time Cassian stepped out of his room, Lucian was already waiting in the hall, arms crossed, looking impatient.

Cassian smirked. "What, no applause? I set a new personal best for 'Rosier dignity in under five minutes.'"

Lucian didn't even blink. "Try not to embarrass yourself in...

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CASS4- Teacher?

Cassian's breath hitched.

The moment he focused on the name, something cracked open in his mind.

Not memories... at least, not his. Something older, alien. Images stabbed through his mind, cold and jagged, like glass splintering behind his eyes. A dark forest, thick with mist that clu...

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HP468- Say Hello

“Is that so, Albus Riddle?”

Harry stopped in front of the door, his hand still resting on the handle. A slow smile spread across his face as he turned back, eyes glittering faintly in the lamplight.

“So, you’ve pieced it together,” he said, sounding almost amused. “Did you...

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MHA175- Dates

We cleaned up, the sun starting to set. Selkie stretched. “Not bad for a rest day.”

Ryukyu nodded. “We needed it.”

Nejire flopped onto my back again. “Carry me.”

“You are getting too comfortable with this.” I sighed but didn’t shake her off. “You are gonna ha...

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CASS3- Lumos

More descriptions filled his mind as he stepped onto the stage, the weight of hundreds of eyes settling on him.

Cassian's instincts kicked in. He straightened, letting a slow, easy grin stretch across his face, scanning the crowd like he wasn't standing on the edge of disaster. He'd taught...

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CASS2- List

Useless. A failure. A joke. They'd been calling him that for years. Since childhood, since his first failed spell, since it became painfully

Useless. A failure. A joke.

They'd been calling him that for years. Since childhood, since his first failed spell, since it became painfully obv...

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CASS1- Useless. Failure. A Joke!

Hello Y'all!

I was sitting on this one for a while now, and I think it is finally time to share.

This is my latest and honestly, I think best fic so far. I don’t want to overhype it, but I really enjoyed writing this one... Cassian turned out to be such a fun, chaot...

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New Fic Teaser: Coming Soon

Harry Potter and the Surprisingly Competent History of Magic Professor

Cassian Rosier is a failure. A near-Squib in one of the Sacred Twenty-Eight families, he’s spent his life as the family’s punching bag... mocked, dismissed, and barely tolerated. But when a simple light spell becom...

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MHA174- Hidden Treasure

By the time we finished, we had tried every position known to man. Our bodies were slick with sweat, muscles aching from exertion, but neither of us cared.

Rumi lay sprawled on top of me, her breath still heavy, her silver hair damp and tangled. I ran a lazy hand down her back, tracing the ...

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HP467- Is That So?

Following days rolled by without fuss. Classes settled into a predictable rhythm. Hogwarts seemed determined to gossip about Harry’s duel in the Ministry like it was the latest season of Witch Weekly. It wasn’t until Saturday morning, halfway through breakfast, that an owl swooped in w...

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MHA173- Bunny (R-18. Full-on Smut)

I will mark where the smut begins. I will put images in between as well, so those who would want to skip Smut can see them.

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Well, future me was one lucky son of a bitch.

I woke up in heaven… Mirko’s tits, soft, warm, perfectly cushioned against my face. A...

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MHA172- Unsupervised

By the time I made it to the kitchen, the others were already gathered, and every single one of them looked like a walking corpse.

I grinned. "GOOD MORNING! HANGOVER IS A BITCH, RIGHT?"

Nejire nearly threw a spoon at me but settled for a long, suffering hush. Uraraka winced like her b...

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HP466- Luck?

“Now then, now then, now then,” Slughorn called out, his booming voice echoing off the high ceiling. “Scales out, everyone! Potion kits at the ready! And don’t forget your copies of Advanced Potion-Making... you will want those open in just a moment!”

Slughorn waddled back to the ...

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MHA171- Body Pillow

The door slammed behind us like a judge delivering a guilty verdict. I took one look at the squad, half-drunk, half-comatose, and sighed. “Y

The door slammed behind us like a judge delivering a guilty verdict. I took one look at the squad, half-drunk, half-comatose, and sighed. “Y

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HP465- Head Boy Authority

The train screeched to a halt at Hogsmeade Station, steam billowing in thick clouds as students poured out in clusters. Harry’s group moved casually, Astoria bouncing slightly on her toes while Daphne kept a steady hand on her sister’s shoulder to stop her from darting too far ahead.

Th...

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MHA170- Fancy

I turned and walked to my room, shutting the door behind me. Without wasting time, I opened the Crafting Room ability, letting the system ge

I turned and walked to my room, shutting the door behind me. Without wasting time, I opened the Crafting Room ability, letting the system ge

I t...

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HP464- Slughorn

Hermione waved her hand. “He invites promising students into his little network... sons and daughters of influential families, talented witches and wizards, even Muggle-borns if they’ve got exceptional skill. He likes to… keep connections.”

“Oh, brilliant,” Zabini muttered, loun...

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MHA169- Ryuu Gets Some Pussy

Mirko stretched, rolling her shoulders. "Still, surprised no one tried to lock you down."

I scoffed. "Oh, some have tried. Some are still trying."

She raised a brow. "And?"

"And I am still here."

Mirko huffed. "Tch. As long as you ain’t crying about it later, I don’t c...

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MHA168- Real Talk

The room stayed quiet for a moment. Then I said, “I plan to gather Nezu, All Might, and a few trustable heroes to create a front too. In case shit hits the fan.”

Ryukyu and Mirko both looked at me like I had finally lost my damn mind.

“You wanna go state within a state? Commissi...

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HP463- Club

On September 1st, Harry stood at King’s Cross Station with the rest of his friends, the scarlet engine of the Hogwarts Express steaming quietly before them. The smell of oil and smoke hung in the air, mingling with the faint chatter of students hurrying past with trunks and owls.

Astoria ...

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MHA167- Heavy News

I sat down. "You ever hear of the Meta Liberation Army?"

Ryukyu and Mirko exchanged looks before shaking their heads. "Only bits and pieces."

"Yeah, well, they are that now. The Deika City incident wasn’t some random villain attack. It was the League of Villains fighting the Meta Li...

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MHA166- Back to Agency!

I dragged my ass out of bed, still sore from the sheer amount of bullshit I had been roped into during the break. And when “vacation” ended, had to deal with commission, then cooking, keeping Eri from committing homicide with her new hoverboard, and dealing with Nejire’s shameless bullshit,...

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HP462- Departure

Daphne and Tracey were already on their feet, brushing off soot and chalk dust. Astoria shot Dumbledore a faintly amused look as she swung her satchel over one shoulder. Susan pushed her chair back with a quiet scrape, rising alongside Hermione and Luna. None of them spoke to the Headmaster.

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MHA165- Lab

“Well, well… what have we here?” her voice rolled out like she’d been waiting all day to say it. “My favorite trouble.”

“Elina,” I said flatly. “This is Momo. Vice versa. Meat, please.”

The woman leaned forward on the counter, with a way too wide smirk. “You coul...

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MHA164- Debrief

The return to the mainland was ‘calm,’ if you call Bakugo screaming about soloing Nine, Kaminari whining about dead batteries like he was an

The return to the mainland was ‘calm,’ if you call Bakugo screaming about soloing Nine, Kaminari whining about dead batteries like he was an o...

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HP461- Stay Out of Our Way

The words landed like a hex in the quiet room. Moody froze mid-scowl. Kingsley’s hand tightened on the back of Amelia’s chair. Tonks blinked

The words landed like a hex in the quiet room.

Moody froze mid-scowl. Kingsley’s hand tightened on the back of Amelia’s chair. Tonks bli...

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MHA163- F*ck Around and Find Out

A jagged fork of lightning slammed into the far side of the plaza. The flash lit up the civilians still huddled behind barricades. Kaminari flinched instinctively but didn’t back off from the line. Yaoyorozu was pulling fresh restraints from her bag, handing them off to Shoji who kept his massi...

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