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Fits like a glove!

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No officer, I'm completely sober

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From the archive

Congrats to anyone who knew me at this point in my life, you've known of me for a ridiculously long time!

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Camo Outtakes

Y'all are cool as hell for coming on here and supporting me like this - here's a look at all of the pictures that I didn't end up posting publicly after a fun night of filling up the tank on Bud.

As an aside, I've decided to add Lens access as a perk of the Build-a-Bull tier! So you folks i...

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Vacay belly

Am I incessantly posting belly shots from Florida to cope with the changing weather? Perhaps. Hope y'all don't mind some sunburned egotism. 

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Who’s trying to get cozy with me?

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From the archive

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Peak Performance

I'll tell ya what, I was INTO that glass of milk. 

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Bloated Hog

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God I love Chipotle

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A bit of a throwback

It's idealistic to think I still have this much left to bargain with

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I’m still figuring out where I stand with polls on Patreon

On Twitter, I’m askin folks how much heavier they want to see me. What are your thoughts?

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Hefty update from my old place!

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From the archive

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More of my recent trip to Florida!

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Bear Night Bloat


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From the archive

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From the archive

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Pregaming for Bear Night

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A.HAM

A musical reference with an incredibly fitting double meaning

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Feeling a bit tubby in this thing

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From the archive

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Just a few more bites and I’ll be done, I promise

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I tend to have quite a bit of fun at Bear Night

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Wishlist Gift

Thank you, kind stranger, for your commitment to my obesity! Much love 🐮❤️

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Seriously overfed

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COWboy

Howdy folks, 

Despite starting this page late in the month of October, I want to give full video tier folks two videos for the month and plan for that to be the standard in November and onward. With that being said, this one falls just shy of the seven minute mark, but it's a goodie. T...

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“Be the keg”

My mantra for the duration of my Florida trip

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🏕️

Camping last summer was good fun, minus the sunburn.

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From the archive

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