A True Story.
I was down on the living room floor, playing with my mother’s old sewing machine. I was volunteering to work at the local Renaissance Faire (yes with an ‘e’) and was trying to make my own tunic like all the other Ren Faire nerds.
Mom had b...
“What are you doing with this?” I asked, flapping the Little Voices pamphlet up at my co-worker.
Janet sighed. “Clark, maybe you should sit down.”
“No thank you,” I said. My tone was har...
“The Hall of Mirrors?” Riley groaned. “Your idea of a fun time is to bump into our own reflections for ten minutes? Really?” She tilted her head back and rolled her eyes. “I thought we were going to do the Tunnel of Love first.”
Carrie cocked an e...
Just poking my head in to let you all know that yes, I am still alive! Yay! Halfway through the year!
Just rolled out more content for Perpetual Change for my collaborator Piece of Soap. Dude is a MACHINE! And I burned a bit of my own midnight oil getting stuff for TCP.
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While I normally try to hit retrospectives on Mondays, Wednesday just FELT right. Y'know? I'm weird sometimes.
Anyways, here's one of my few (maybe only?) cracks at semi-realistic fiction. No magic or mind altering effects beyond the "magic" of Hollywood and the de...
“What’s going on between you and Grange?” Tracy asked me as we helped our students try on their makeshift graduation robes and hats.
I cocked an eyebrow. “Who?”
My assistant gave me a half-dirty look...
Chapter 27 Unexpected developments
If you trust in your song
Keep your eyes on the goal
Then the prize you won't fail
That's your grail
That's your grail
“This isn’t what I ha...
2020-06-25 03:06:48 +0000 UTC View PostSo here's a tiny little gem I skipped over. I'm half embarrassed, half proud of it. Outside of Diaper Dimension, it's my only true and sincere attempt at Fan-Fiction.
2020-06-22 13:30:41 +0000 UTC View Post
The fight had all been forgiven by the next morning. It’s how me and Cassie’s fights usually went. I’d hit the snooze button just the once, gone to the bathroom, shaved, and gotten dressed. Cassie had go...
2020-06-18 20:51:52 +0000 UTC View Post
You wake up with a yawn. The hotel bed is oddly comfortable and you roll over to bury your face in the pillow, your body automatically fighting against consciousness. There’s no point though. Not really. The adrenaline and excitement from Chronocon is now fu...
2020-06-16 18:28:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Chapter 26- New Adventures.
You'll have a treasure if you stay there,
More precious far than gold.
For once you have found your way there,
You can never, never grow old.
In the great forge hall of th...
Chapter 25- New Neighbors
Charlie played with his toy turtle, scooping it through the air and making whooshing noises like it was some kind of reptilian fighter plane. It was just after bath time, and Charlie was playing on the carpet of his nursery in j...
Chapter 24- Old Scene, New Rules
And if you're feeling cross and bitterish
Don't sit and whine
Think of banana splits and licorice
And you'll feel fine
“Friend Tommy!” Nox, the centaur beam...
Chapter 23: The Call Back
And I feel it in my veins
It's a feeling I can't tame
Can anyone please explain
Why, why, why
Why I'm bouncing off the walls
BONG! BONG! BONG!
Tommy &nb...
Everything was peaceful and relaxing in Rhyse’s dreams. He didn’t consciously know it, but he’d already begun counting himself down to sleep. Before he knew it, he was back in the little stream, just relaxing.
“Hey there, little buddy,” the giant whispered to h...
Rhyse woke up in his crib during naptime, the mobile above his head still gently playing music above his head. He couldn’t see the soaking wet diaper beneath his onesie, but he saw the swollen bulge rising above his crotch, and felt the room temperature squishiness enveloping...
2020-05-30 02:48:56 +0000 UTC View Post
“Mr. Gibson,” Mrs. Brollish said, “you have a lot of explaining to do.”
I stood at full attention, my back to the chair I’d declined to sit in. To Brollish’s right, Raine stood there, ey...
This might be my longest work to date. Enjoy getting back on the ride on what might have been one of my most far out concept and executions.
2020-05-25 15:22:04 +0000 UTC View PostHoly cow, guys! Holy cow! I'm so excited!
First thing's first: This month's winning Gold-Tier patron has been selected. There's a message in your inbox but I'm not naming you in case you wish to remain anonymous (it happens).
If you follow Piece of Soap (Hig...
Chapter 22- Not So Fun and Games
Give them no reason to stare
No slipping up if you slip away
So I got nothing to share
No, I got nothing to say
“Happy birthday to youuuuuuu,” the crowd of party gu...
2020-05-21 18:20:49 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 20: The Actual Morning After
Stomach cramps, again. It wasn’t quite noon, and I was still making trips to the toilet. I really must’ve done a number on myself that last night. Several extra rounds to the bathroom were still preferable to what I...
2020-05-18 15:58:24 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 19: The Morning After
Stomach cramps. That’s what woke me up. All the rum and coke I'd had were catching up to me. I had to pee like a racehorse, too. More side effects from the uncountable number of refills I’d had throughout the last night.
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It was dark by the time our little caravan got back to the trailer park. Bert and I had had more than a few drinks waiting for the rest of the family to finish their shopping, and the sun had just gone down by the time we’d pulled ...
2020-05-14 20:49:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Some bad news and some good news. Good news first: I’ve been going to church and it’s working. It took a couple tries, but I think my theory about the Fay and religion was at least a little bit correct. On the ri...
2020-05-12 22:44:51 +0000 UTC View PostCheck out what I think is either one of my more nonsensical or more experimental pieces.
You be the judge.
2020-05-11 15:55:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Chapter 21: Afternoon Delight
That face, that face
That dangerous face
I mustn't be unwise
Those lips, that nose, those eyes
Could lead to my demise
That face, that face 2020-05-08 20:13:02 +0000 UTC View Post
So this is some people's favorite story of mine. If its yours tell me why in the comments.
2020-05-04 14:44:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Charlie and Samantha were drunk. Regardless of what you’re about to read, please keep that in mind. Also, being more than a little tipsy was perfectly acceptable in this context. Cheap beer and fried foods are the hallmark of any good carnival, and Charlie and Sam...
2020-04-30 22:58:11 +0000 UTC View Post