Chapter 42
Horcruxes
Sirius poked a beastly paw with his toe and watched it twitch. “Someone dropped a live Chimaera in my house?”
“It wasn’t alive,” Harry said. James was helping him stand, supporting one of Harry’s arms wi...
2025-08-29 01:18:12 +0000 UTC
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A/N: I had a really hard time getting words out yesterday, so it took an extra day to get this one done, but it's finally finished.
Chapter 31
Neglect
For the second time ever, Harry Apparated to Greengrass Manor. Daphne ...
2025-08-26 06:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 10
Wrackspurts
“I never agreed to this!” Lavender said. “I barely know you!”
Luna tilted her head. “I thought that we knew each other quite well. We were in the DA together.”
“I meant, we aren’t even friends!”
...
2025-08-23 09:38:38 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 41
The Best Laid Plans…
Harry couldn’t breathe.
It wasn’t about fear. Nothing could breathe inside of Grimmauld Place now. Oxygen had been sucked out soon after the door shut. The entire house was sealed. This was a trap.
A q...
2025-08-21 05:52:40 +0000 UTC
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A/N: This has been done since this morning, but I needed to post it from my PC instead of my laptop because there is no way the Patreon AI would have left it up if I posted it normally.
2025-08-20 02:20:26 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 40
Grim Discoveries
“I was just following orders!”
Everyone inside Witch’s Brew — a coffee shop nestled one block from the junction of Diagon and Knockturn — turned to look at the table by the window. Harry tried to reassure th...
2025-08-17 09:05:08 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Writing all these dialogue chapters back to back is gonna kill me. They're my favorite part of other people's stories, and they're my favorite part of my stories when I go back to read them later, but Merlin they take a long time to write. This one was almost ten hours after ...
2025-08-16 06:11:45 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Next chapter will finish up our time spent in the past, then jump back to the future and have our first Naruto/Kyu scene.
Now that I've gotten these two written and edited, I'll be jumping back to my other works. Professor Potter and Dark Days are the next on the menu....
2025-08-15 06:59:50 +0000 UTC
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A/N: I'm still tweaking and rewriting portions of chapter 13, but it will be finished tomorrow, along with an update of something else. Probably one of DHHH, MODLOW, or Dark Days.
Chapter 13
The Boy of Bones
Naruto...
2025-08-14 08:21:01 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 9
Admiring the Sights
My new bed was comfy, but I had trouble sleeping that night.
I kept thinking about the things the Sorting Hat told me. Tons of famous mortal were actually demigods if you knew what to look for, so it wasn’t shocki...
2025-08-12 08:59:24 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 39
Humble Origins
“Wrong!” Umbridge screamed. “Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong! You know nothing about me!”
She spun to the class, smiling like a kid trying to hide bad news.
“You don’t believe him, right? He’s out of h...
2025-08-10 02:57:29 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 35
The Grass is Always Greener Part 2
“...I don’t think the father-in-law is supposed to be the one who gets down on one knee,” Harry said. “Usually, that’s for the man in a relationship, when he and his partner love each other very ...
2025-08-08 08:27:01 +0000 UTC
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A/N: I know interim-style chapters can sometimes feel tedious or boring, but I think this one answers enough questions people have that it should be pretty entertaining.
Chapter 11
Hokage’s Office
The Hokage’s ...
2025-08-06 08:25:15 +0000 UTC
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A/N: We're finally back! There's not a huge amount of this story left, so I might start writing chapters when I have free time even on weeks it doesn't do amazing in the polls. Just to bring it to its conclusion.
Chapter 36
2025-08-06 00:25:07 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 38
Who's Your Momma
A day and a half after the drinking party Harry was back at work in his office. Lesson plans had to be adjusted to squeeze in field trip preparations on top of everything else. It was quite the avalanche of work he’d acci...
2025-08-03 17:37:48 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 10
Free Like the Wind
“When you say that you’ve got more to tell me, I get the feeling that you aren’t talking about using your words—”
Temari leaned back. With her grip on Naruto’s Yukata, she pulled him on top of her. They ...
2025-07-30 22:29:59 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 3
The Transfer
Harry was sipping his morning tea when the Ministry owl swooped through the window — left open for just this kind of correspondence — and shed a letter into his lap.
The envelope flitted from side to side, wafting unti...
2025-07-29 08:06:37 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Trying to do two chapters today was overly ambitious. This one turned out long by Professor Potter standards. It took me all day to get it right.
Chapter 37
Good Luck
“Here’s the Firewhiskey you ordered! And an ...
2025-07-27 08:36:30 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 9
One Windy Night
“Are you upset with me?” Temari asked. “We can leave the dresses for another time. The festival offers plenty of other activities.”
She set the clothes back on the rack and walked into the street, smiling at Nar...
2025-07-24 07:51:21 +0000 UTC
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A/N: God this one took forever. The original blueprint was to do a Lavender and Luna scene at the end, but I delayed that to next chapter. Part of that is because this chapter would be way too long with a smut scene added to it (it's already pretty long) and part of it is that because of ...
2025-07-22 09:04:57 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 8
Festival of Fortitude
From far away Sunagakure looked like an anthill— but a pretty one.
The village was baked into a deep circular canyon. Sandstone cliffs rose in three layers above the village, their dusty faces too exposed for an...
2025-07-19 07:07:10 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 36
Checking In
Apparating in front of Longbottom Manor, Harry walked the dirt path toward its front door. Before he made it far, a second crack announced the arrival of someone else. James Potter brushed dirt off the sleeves of his heavy, butt...
2025-07-17 06:07:47 +0000 UTC
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A/N: This is a slow one that falls between more high-octane plots. Fair warning, this might be a pretty difficult read, but I think it's worth it.
Chapter 29
Lestrange Manor
Rodolphus awoke, as he did every morning...
2025-07-15 07:46:51 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Sorry if I butchered the Italian bits. I speak some Spanish so I can handle a few words in that language, but I had to use Google Translate and cross my fingers for the veela colony parts.
Chapter 13
Emergency Vacations
2025-07-13 07:26:53 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 7
The Kazekage and the Fox
“Move,” Onoki said.
His arms were crossed, which seemed to be his default stance when not attacking. Naruto had plenty of time to get used to the old man’s habits over the last few days as he was chased a...
2025-07-12 07:25:36 +0000 UTC
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Patreon took this down literally a minute after I posted it. I think I need to stop mentioning things that happened while characters were in school even if it has nothing to do with the smut.
2025-07-11 08:01:08 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 35
Field Trip Prep
Harry inhaled. He rested his fingertips on the desk he taught behind, gazing over the empty seats of his classroom. It hadn’t been very long, only a few days, but it felt nice to be back.
Apparently, he wasn’t the ...
2025-07-10 00:44:36 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Sorry about the impromptu break. Migraines acted up again and put me on my ass for a couple days.
Chapter 32
The Half-Blood Movement
No journalist in Britain could compare to Rita Skeeter. She was a household name. T...
2025-07-09 00:54:49 +0000 UTC
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