“Admiral on the bridge!”
I nodded curtly as I stepped on to the small bridge aboard the Hellspawn. The ship was a corvette, and not designed with visiting flag officers in mind, but it was, effectively, my flagship, until I got something better. O...
2022-01-28 00:28:50 +0000 UTC View PostThe fight, or rather scrimmage, was a fun one. We had a simple battle to first blood from the torso. Nothing fancy, but the Russians were definitely a team that could have given me trouble if I was fighting them for real. Rustem was a very competent fighter, who...
2022-01-27 00:25:55 +0000 UTC View PostI led the way from the throne room, my two new apprentices following behind me. As I walked, I shifted into my human guise, and changed from my armor into a simple kimono made from enchanted spidersilk. Now that the ceremony was done, I had no interest in pursuing...
2022-01-22 21:44:57 +0000 UTC View PostFirst thing to do was, as I’d told the government types, to actually ward my space stations so that they wouldn’t be obvious targets. In a ‘normal’ system, they’d just be a couple installations amongst many. But Earth was not normal, and they would sti...
2022-01-21 23:59:06 +0000 UTC View PostThis was a new team, one that hadn’t made it to me before. Actually, they were entirely new to the dungeon. Looking quickly through my records, I saw that they came through the newly established portal in Moscow. That was oddly fitting, considering what I saw when ...
2022-01-21 00:44:24 +0000 UTC View PostOne month to the day after my lectures in Seattle, a pair of cars drove up to the gates of my mountain retreat. This was not unexpected, since it was the day that my new apprentices were due to arrive, but I kept watch over the cars as they approached nonetheless. I...
2022-01-16 00:39:28 +0000 UTC View Post“Early warning systems?”
I looked over my shoulder at Walker, and said, “I took the liberty of placing a few satellites around the solar system, to keep watch for unwanted visitors. The type of FTL they are using is cheap and easily available, but slower...
2022-01-15 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostEventually, of course, playtime had to end. We were, after all, both busy gods, and our flocks needed us. But there was just one thing that needed to be done, before I dismissed Pofmis, allowing her to scurry away from me.
As she stood naked before ...
2022-01-13 23:30:12 +0000 UTC View PostOh yes, it is time for some more trade chat.
(Magical World Disharmony Server, General Chat)
UsualSuspect, manoutoftime, muon, MewTwo, Avariel, Chummer, Golddigger, CrazyCelt, Blaze, DoYouEvenLyft?, MarcoPolo, MightMakesRight, MacD, Inquisito...
2022-01-08 16:59:09 +0000 UTC View Post“Very well,” Agent Ward said, “It is clear that you know a great deal about the System, from your posts on the forums. While it is possible that you gained that knowledge from the System Shop, as you’ve suggested before, that leads to some other questions,...
2022-01-07 20:21:43 +0000 UTC View PostFYI, Lewd Dungeon 24 and Into the Black 31 will be heading to Amazon sometime this weekend.
Blades of light crashed against a dome of shadow, before breaking through. But they did not find my flesh, because I was no longer there. In the crash of ma...
2022-01-05 23:20:24 +0000 UTC View PostThe response from the pilots was fairly quick. All of them had seen my girls, and wanted a piece of that action. Of course, I had to turn down some requests, as a few of them wanted specific people, such as celebrities or people they knew before the Apocalypse, to ...
2021-12-31 22:45:14 +0000 UTC View Post(Adventurer’s Guild Official Forums, Miami Branch)
SunnyBunz, MightyMouse, ImAPally, DontYouWantMe, AsaAkiraIsBae, BestGirl, LatinHeat, Salty, Backpage, Craig34, l33tpally, Anonymous3, Anonymous4, RedFox, Kimiko, DonnyJuan, Crusader, BadCompany, HurricaneGal, Ambassador, Scholar, Righteou...
2021-12-29 21:52:11 +0000 UTC View PostThrough the tournaments, we quickly established which teams were best suited to the roles of pilots and gunners in the Renegades, and which were best suited for starfighter pilots. From that point on, the Renegade crews trained on Renegades ninety percent of the...
2021-12-24 00:42:53 +0000 UTC View PostBook 8 and Omnibus 2 will be heading to Amazon today. Should be available for sale sometime this weekend.
After my initial recruitment spiel, I was happy to have enough two-man teams for a full squadron of twenty-four torpedo boats, not just th...
2021-12-17 20:11:18 +0000 UTC View PostYou guys know what time it is!
(Community Building and Civil Defense Chat, formerly Life in the City Chat Room)
abby_gail, bento, RainyDayze, GringottsGoblin, DoritoMan, D.VaLuvr69, RadicalEdward, DarkLord, FusionGal, NotACop, Scholar, Rambli...
2021-12-10 22:25:07 +0000 UTC View PostSo, my birthday is literally tomorrow. I have decided to give myself a vacation next week. Updates will resume the week after.
Another day, another class. This time, I was dressed in my miko outfit again. Not because I was going to offer another...
2021-11-21 00:41:22 +0000 UTC View Post(Conference Room, Atlanta Marriot Marquis, Atlanta, GA)
Ellie Pace, known online as QT3.14159, or just QT, for short, frowned as she looked around the conference room. There were at least fifty people in the room, all of them aged between 16 and 25. All of ...
2021-11-19 23:08:39 +0000 UTC View PostPleased with the way my initial introduction to the godly community had gone, I turned my attention to preparing for my next encounter. I didn’t know which god Judgement actually was, and I didn’t know who else they would be bringing with them, so that made p...
2021-11-18 21:38:58 +0000 UTC View PostOnce again, we were back in the cafeteria, where I had ‘held court’ yesterday after the first day’s lecture. My lecture time was at 11 each morning, which meant that this was the perfect time to get a bit of lunch afterwards. Well, if I actually needed to ea...
2021-11-13 23:28:10 +0000 UTC View Post“Welcome aboard the Hellspawn, Master.”
I smiled at Captain Elalana as she greeted me, stiffly. She was still unused to the whole ‘being enslaved’ thing, and it showed, but that ship had sailed, and now she was trying to make the most out of ...
2021-11-13 00:14:31 +0000 UTC View PostThe conversation between me and the other two gods only went on for a little while after that. We came to an amicable enough arrangement. They’d get the crusade to back off, and I wouldn’t do anything against them. At this point, on the divine scale, we could st...
2021-11-12 01:03:47 +0000 UTC View PostAnother day, another lecture. I was happy to see that the auditorium was just as full as it had been last time. It seemed that I had not bored the academics to the point where they didn’t want to hear the rest of what I had to say.
Today, I was dressed ...
2021-11-07 18:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostStepping on to the little manufacturing station I’d picked up was a surreal experience. Looking through the schematics, I saw that gravity was adjustable, allowing for ‘living’ areas to be at a comfortable 1G, while the ‘working’ areas could be adjust...
2021-11-05 21:49:00 +0000 UTC View PostNow, it isn’t reasonable for gods with a lot of followers across the galaxy to personally respond to every prayer they receive. Even with my dungeon abilities augmenting my ability to subdivide my thought processes, I already had to automate some things, s...
2021-11-04 21:18:31 +0000 UTC View Post“Here you go, onee-san.”
I smiled at my little sister as she brought me a drink and some snacks from the cafeteria. Of course, I’d given her the money to get us both lunch, but that was besides the point. It was nice to have her working as my assista...
2021-10-30 22:24:51 +0000 UTC View PostThe next morning, I woke up to breasts in my face, and a pleasant warmness around my shaft. Not that I was complaining, or anything, but she wasn’t moving, and I could hear the rhythmic breathing of the girl sleeping, which meant that I must have fallen as...
2021-10-29 23:31:17 +0000 UTC View PostI manifested my avatar by the shrine that Dishonored Knight made for me by the entrance, just outside his ‘reception hall’. It was a simple thing, really, made of stone, and sporting a statue in my image as Kuronoth, standing tall, hands held slightly out and ...
2021-10-28 21:13:52 +0000 UTC View PostBefore we get into it, if you have any suggestions or questions about magic you want Kaori to answer in her lectures or 'office hours', feel free to mention them in the comments.
I was slightly nervous for my first lecture. After all,...
2021-10-23 16:02:31 +0000 UTC View PostTwo hours later, I was out at my bait home, with the werewolf guards in attendance. I only officially owned one of the plots, plus the field behind it, but they had still ensured that the adjoining houses were kept clear and habitable, so finding someplace to put...
2021-10-22 21:31:55 +0000 UTC View Post