“Look, I’m drinking a cocktail out of a skull!”
“I don’t think that’s a real skull, love.”
“It looks so fricking real though,” she says. “Just let me pretend?”
You don’t go to Tracyanne and Josh’s house because you want to play charades and dri...
2023-06-01 01:12:39 +0000 UTC View Post
“Well then,” said a voice. “Meeting adjourned?”
I couldn’t say where I was. It was a place that didn’t exist. A blissful and imaginary realm where I was every bit the stupid and pathetic baby I wanted to be. I had just loaded my diaper and I wa...
2023-05-26 21:56:01 +0000 UTC View Post
He is well aware of the fact that what he’s doing is stupid. Not just stupid–but it’s quite possibly one of the worst ideas he’s ever had before. The odds are good that this isn’t going to end well–and not ending ‘well’ is just the best case scenario.
But he’s doing it any...
2023-05-24 14:31:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Three days until my mother visits.
Another day, another diaper.
I again found myself in the center of Ms. Heller’s office, first thing in the morning, so that she could go through the ritual of checking my diaper. My pants were pulled dow...
2023-05-19 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
He’s seen Lauren a thousand times. He’s seen her every weekday for the last three or four years. He’s worked on projects with her. He’s been to work parties with her. They’ve had cups of coffee together. He’s seen pictures of her trip to Europe, and she’s seen plenty of pictures of ...
2023-05-15 20:58:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Four days until my mother visits.
I had only missed a day–a day and a half, tops –of work, and yet I felt like I hadn’t walked down the halls of the office building in months. Everything seemed exactly the same. As it probably should’ve.<...
2023-05-12 21:41:24 +0000 UTC View Post
The strangest thing about hanging out with Lara is that I can’t talk about diapers with her.
It’s a weird problem to have, but given that 90% of my socializing has been done with a group who talks about their adventures while wearing them, ...
2023-05-08 20:52:14 +0000 UTC View Post
“The bedrooms of young men like yourself always amuse me,” Mommy said as she ventured into my room. “Not that I see them all that often. But when I was a little younger and had more time for dating–I had seen my share. There’s something about this ae...
2023-05-05 19:14:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Do better.
That’s what I said I was going to do. And I used to think that ‘doing better’ would be just a matter of trying harder. Looking at the mistakes I had made and then working to not repeat them.
That didn’t seem to work out so well....
2023-05-01 13:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Need to catch up? Take a look at the story so far.
You have [one] unheard voicemail from [Annette Leiland-Ashburn].
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2023-04-28 19:32:35 +0000 UTC View PostWhy hello there!
How have the April showers been treating you? Hopefully no leaks in anything other than your diaper…
Things have been good here, thanks for asking. As always, I’m working on future stories to delight and titillate. I think there’s some pretty good stuff on the h...
2023-04-25 08:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It was love at first sight.
She, in her faded blue jeans with the tattered knees. She, with her loose-fitting plaid button-up, arms rolled up to almost her shoulders–the front unbuttoned just enough to hide her breasts, which seemed barely contained by the blank tank underneath. She, who ...
2023-04-24 20:50:19 +0000 UTC View Post
“Eat an entire goddamn bowl of assholes, you fucking dick.”
So...we’re not doing too well.
That little outburst? It was because I drank most of the orange juice. Not all of the orange juice, mind you. I left her a little bit at the bottom of...
2023-04-20 14:45:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Note from QH: This marks the last chapter for Memorandums...for now. But seeing as how this little series has been well received, it's definitely something I'd like to come back to later.
Just a reminder, there won't be a Doing Business chapter posted next week. But the w...
2023-04-14 20:19:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I was in the coffee shop, staring at a painting of a loaf of bread on the wall. It wasn’t a particularly well-rendered painting of a loaf of bread. There was some sort of ‘style’ to it. I didn’t think it was abstract, because I could clearly tell that it was supposed to be a loaf of bread...
2023-04-10 20:01:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Same as it was everyday: Hit the snooze button a few too many times on the alarm clock. Grab something completely unsatisfying for breakfast as she rushes out the door. Sit in traffic. Maybe grab a coffee from the drive-thru if the line...
2023-04-07 20:44:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Note from QH: Just a heads up that I had to censor a number of words in this story to appease the Patreon gods.
Once, she had asked if he would consider buying her one of those female chastity belts she had seen online. They were like stainless steel underpants–a metal belt...
2023-04-03 21:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Neighborhood celebrities. Every area has a few–people that everyone knows or has encountered. Rarely have they accomplished anything exceptional–in fact, most times someone has the recognition to earn the title of ‘neighbor...
2023-03-31 21:01:46 +0000 UTC View Post
“Do you want to go out tonight?” I ask. As if I need to sell her on it, I add: “It’s Friday. We got paid today. It was a long week. Maybe we just go and grab some drinks and something to eat.”
Clara rolls her eyes. She doesn’t seem opposed to the idea, I think, but she’s found...
2023-03-28 19:45:54 +0000 UTC View Post
[Note from QH: The timing for this story is, vaguely, between the end of the first season and the start of the second.]
7:15 AM
“I had to throw out some english muffins this morning because they went stale. The package wasn’t e...
2023-03-24 20:47:15 +0000 UTC View Post
“Have I given you enough time?” Maris asked.
I was sitting at one of the round tables in our office’s break room by myself. I had been alone for the last 20, or so, minutes. Until Maris had entered. She tried her hardest to give me some space as she prep...
2023-03-21 20:54:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Missed the first part? Catch up and join us!
Can you believe we've reached the end of the second season? Me neither. Need a recap of how we got to this point? Here's all the prior chapters in one handy place: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78092358
This week, Doing Business’s 41st chapter drops.
First of all–that’s a lot of story.
Secondly, this is the season finale for the second arc of Doing Business.
I want to take a quick second to thank everyone who has been reading along with th...
2023-03-10 01:29:40 +0000 UTC View Post
It had been three days since my father had left me to entertain his new girl-toy while he went out for some drinks with his business associates. Three days since said girl-toy humped me in her soaked pampers. Three days since she had snuck into my room late at night, ...
2023-03-07 00:59:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy crap. Has it been 40 chapters already? Well, if you need a recap...here are links to all previous chapters: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78092358
“Are you much of a...
2023-03-03 22:48:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I was a sweaty, nervous mess the first time I met Mr. Kirkland. Maybe I just hadn’t met that many ‘important’ people in my life at that point—I had just finished my freshman year of college and all the adults I knew were either relatives or teachers. And Mr. Kirkland, he was important...
2023-02-27 22:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Missed a chapter? Need to catch up with the story so far? Check out this new story hub, with links to all previous chapters.
I can te...
2023-02-24 22:06:12 +0000 UTC View Post
QH Note: Once again, a particular word had to be censored a few times in this story as to not anger the Patreon gods. It rhymes with 'gum.'
Maris, my work-wife, often says that the only person she’s ever heard me be upset with is my father. She’s as...
2023-02-21 21:53:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Missed a chapter? Need to catch up with the story so far? Check out this new story hub, with links to all previous chapters.
“Come...
2023-02-18 14:21:09 +0000 UTC View Post