It's a sad day in Val Verde ActionBabyz - we have come to the end of the road with show favorite, Brandon Lee. The movie is SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO and it sucks in all the best ways. It's a two-hander with Dolph Lundgren and Lee and they have zero chemistry. Dolph's character is supposed to be f...
2020-01-20 11:06:00 +0000 UTC View Post
CRIMSON TIDE this week ActionSoldierz. If you are not listening to this episode right at this very minute... god help you. Actually, if you're not listening right now that means there was some kind of technical issue and the episode was never released... god help us all. This is the ActionCaptain...
2020-01-13 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
we give you all the clues, you see if you can figure it out mr policeman
Crimson Tide
Showdown in Little Tokyo
2020-01-06 21:22:15 +0000 UTC View Post
The holidays are over. It's time to get back to fucking work. We were all business with our most recent pick. KICKBOXER. Do you understand that we're not fucking around?? Being an ActionBoy is hard work. We dissect this JCVD master-fucking-piece. Is this the best his physique ever looked? Is this...
2020-01-06 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
We have an ActionGirl joining us in Val Verde! The great Lauren Lapkus (Lauren Lapkus Patreon) is here to talk LETHAL WEAPON 2. It's always a treat when an outside presence forces the Boyz to sweatily explain long running bits and awkwardly interact with one of Stanger's hack characters - is it B...
2019-12-30 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Your intention is to listen.
2019-12-25 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Gina Davis, Samuel L. Jackson, Brian Cox, a script by Shane Black! What an embarrassment of riches under the tree this year. THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT really delivered. If only we had Craig Bierko in over his head and stinking it up as the villain...oh wait, that's in our stocking you say? Wow, the...
2019-12-23 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
these are JUST hints...see if you can figure them out
Lethal Weapon 2 (With Special Guest, who was Raised by TV, and named Lauren Lapkus)
Kickboxer
good luck solving these
2019-12-18 01:18:20 +0000 UTC View Post
It's that time of year when all the prestige movies come out and try to make their mark for awards season. In honor of this fine film tradition the ActionBoyz have a wonderful Cannon Film Group offering. RUNAWAY TRAIN. You think we're fucking joking?? Both Jon Voight and Eric Roberts we're nomina...
2019-12-16 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It's CONGO this week ActionBabyz. This movie sucks.
2019-12-09 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Christmas has come early this year ActionBabyz! CLIFFHANGER this week - what a fucking gift. Is there anything better than Sly playing lifelong mountain man and local celebrity climber, Gabe Walker? He spent his whole life in those mountains, can't you tell by his accent? Who is the better pilot ...
2019-12-02 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
THIS is where you ask your questions to be 'answered' by the Boyz in an episode at the end of the month
2019-12-02 02:38:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Thankzgiving ActionBoyz Boyz and Girlz. This also marks the end of another incredibly successful Ninjavember. PRAY FOR DEATH is how we closed things out this year and if you miss this episode, you'll be praying for death too. Why? I don't fucking know - just listen. This movie is a goddamn ...
2019-11-25 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Ladyz and Gentlemenz... Welcome to Ninjavember. It seems to start earlier every year- wasn't it just Octooky followed by 2 random weeks? Yet here we are with the first ninja offering, ENTER THE NINJA. This is another Cannon masterpiece. Woah baby, it's a weird one. Fortunately it's got a middle a...
2019-11-18 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Last month we did a live show in Chicago. People sat through this. Enjoy. Yes, even you Angel.
2019-11-11 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Walk away ActionBabyz... Walk away... and watch MAD MAX 2: THE ROAD WARRIOR. Is this the best fuel-centric movie ever? Does the dog live? How is The Humongous getting enough protein? Does Vernon Wells really know the backstory of his character Wez? All of these incredibly important questions will...
2019-11-04 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
this is where you ask the questions (and where some of you try to make jokes).
here are your CLUEZ for the upcoming MOVIEZ
Mad Max 2
Code of Silence
Enter the Ninja
Pray for Death
2019-11-02 00:05:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Your intention is to listen. and to remember that this was recorded well after EVERYONE's bedtime
2019-10-30 08:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, This is it for Octooky 2019. What a perfect film for the HorrorBoyz to go out on. The late 80's time capsule THE MONSTER SQUAD. It's got the bizarre and troubling homophobia of the time as well normalized sexual assault and a blatant disregard for consent. Fortunately it's pretty fun otherw...
2019-10-28 09:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Octooky definitely brings out the strange. And NOT the kind you're thinking about you fucking pervs. We're talking about movies and THE HOWLING is weird as hell. Is this a horror movie? Is it a psychosexual thriller? Is it an Air-Bud movie? What the fuck is it? Nobody really knows... Wolf looks p...
2019-10-21 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
ActionBoyz, HorrorBoyz...LostBoyz? Yeah sure, that's works. Octooky rages on and the Boyz offering this week is the ultra, sexy classic, THE LOST BOYS. What is there to say? This movie is great, it looks amazing and it's tons of fun. Full disclosure, some of the Boyz were actually lost this episo...
2019-10-14 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Octooky is upon us ActionGoulz. The HorrorBoyz make a special appearance this episode with a spooky choice, THEY LIVE. It's nice to slip back into the John Carpenter oeuvre. He may not be firing on all cylinders with this one but there's enough magic in there...hell, he cast Roddy Piper for the l...
2019-10-07 10:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
this is where you ask your questions mijo
EDITED TO ADD CLUES:
here are your clues for the upcoming films, good luck gumshoes
They Live
Lost Boys
2019-10-01 17:08:11 +0000 UTC View Postmovie announcement coming soon. get your tickets mijo
2019-10-01 03:09:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Peak 90's Harrison Ford is so choice. What better showcase than our movie this week, PATRIOT GAMES. Rodgers put it best, dumb fun for smart people and entertainment that makes dumb people feel smart. Also, this is the kind of film that makes dumb Stanger act dumb. Now if you'll excuse the Boyz th...
2019-09-30 10:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Your intention is to listen.
2019-09-25 10:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
ActionBooooyyyz come out to play-yaaaaaay!!! THE WARRIORS this week Babyz - what a treat! This is a special movie. So special, it made the Boyz steer clear of talk about adult things like buttplay and instead focus on actual wordplay. Yeah, wordplay, like a couple of dad/uncles. Don't worry Stang...
2019-09-23 10:31:02 +0000 UTC View Post
