Hey guys
I got pretty sick the other day and it's been slowing me down a lot. Been trying to work through it hoping I'd be late by just a day, but it's enough I've been passing out in my chair
Not sure whats up I'm gonna rest and see a doctor if it gets any worse, but I probably just ...
2021-08-01 02:43:58 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations everyone!
I'm afraid that for a few reasons I haven't been able to finish v10.5 enough to get it ready for release on Friday. Some of them are personal family matters but others are connected to how releases work.
When doing a release it means:
Finishing the writing for...
Salutations researchers! I said in my last message I'd do Anomaly or melt trying, So, I am here today, partially melted, to present you with:
Anomaly Vault v10!
Play it online here: 2021-06-30 21:52:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Salutations friends!
I've been hard at work on Anomaly Vault, which has been... Rough. My AC broke down earlier this month and so I've been writing in a 90 degree room.
Heat really kills focus, so most of my work is scattered and I was pretty quiet as the days went by. I hoped over to...
2021-06-27 11:31:13 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone!
It's been a while, my impromptu break ended up being pretty productive so today I deliver unto you everything I've been working on, as well as suggestions and a bit of future plans.
First is a pretty big change, I'm removing the sponsored tier. Betw...
2021-06-13 09:22:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe end-times approach, the skies darken, and the skaven for but a moment grow silent in anticipation. The portals open! THE GLORY OF CHAOS IS UPON US! SLAANESH, GUIDE MY DI-
Wait, no, it's Hentai University v18! Sorry for the delays. Since I had to push this back so many t...
2021-05-14 08:37:21 +0000 UTC View PostHey all again! I'll real quick start this by giving a link to the public test release as even if I'm not done yet you at least have something:
2021-05-07 04:29:37 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, my vaccination schedule got bumped up so I got my second jab today. If it's anything like the first I am gonna crash hard.
While I and crypto have finished a bit I will still have to delay the release. I'm looking at the 7th of next month as a good target. This shouldn't impa...
2021-04-29 04:03:25 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations friends! Today I bring you the sub route from Human Alteration App!
But for now, a time of celebration! Human Alteration App v1.2!
This post was accidentally marked as patron only. This is because of a bug that automatically resets the "visible to no...
2021-04-24 05:09:13 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, Noodle here! HAA's sub route has gone splendidly if I do say so myself, just about everything's done for v1.2, and is going through testing.
I got vaccinated early this month, which really knocked the wind out of my sails for a few days. That next dose'll probably really hammer my ...
2021-04-21 02:02:21 +0000 UTC View PostGutten tag chads!
Today I'm happy to announce a new game I'll be working on. It's mostly just a concept at this point but what better time to show off a game than when you have nothing tangible to show?
Without further ado I present:
Help! I've Been Transforme...
2021-04-01 23:13:32 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations friends!
The dark sky is illuminated, thunder shakes the earth, but it is no storm. No, it's Human Alteration App v1.1!
Download it here:
https...
Salutations friends! Today's update is brought to you by Cryptogreek!
I'm still writing Human Alteration App stuff so this update wouldn't be possible without them. Feel free to pop into the discord if you wanna give him props, or I can forward your thoughts for ya. So, here we go:
Pl...
2021-03-26 10:04:33 +0000 UTC View PostHere we goooooo!
First up is Hentai University v17, a surprise release! It'll be dropping on the 26th. Crypto's been hard at work for this one, it'll finish up Reese and Steph, and also include all...
2021-03-25 05:30:15 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone! Welcome to the first patron-only post in... Well, a very long time. HAA v1.1's dom route is in a decent state as you may have seen with my last post. With that in mind let's take a moment to go over the options today:
Option 1: I continue work on Human Alter...
2021-03-22 07:10:54 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations friends!
March so far has been pretty busy, but I'm happy to have something to show off for my effort. I've actually been posting about my slow piece-by-piece progress on discord since the start of the month.
2021-03-20 09:14:20 +0000 UTC
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Hey all!
Sorry about all the silence so far, February has been really rough. I've gotten sick, had family emergencies, and lost power on and off over the past few days. I haven't had the chance to write or be productive, and I'll probably take the rest of the month to try and get ever...
2021-02-19 04:10:49 +0000 UTC View PostFor those of you who didn't read the previous posts, the reason this is late is because I had a hard-drive failure. All is well now though.
Play it online here:
https://no...
Heya everybody! I'm writing to you from my now-working PC, my new drive arrived and it's going smoothly. Just wanted to let you all know Anomaly Vault v8 will be releasing on the 28th, not too long from now!
2021-01-26 11:54:52 +0000 UTC
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Hey all, it's your pasta paizanno noodle here
My boot drive failed and I'm without a pc for the moment, don't worry about losing anything though as I keep a lot of backups and cloud saving is a nice feature. Still, I can't really write proper code entirely on my phone.
I already...
2021-01-21 09:52:39 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, this month with be pretty chill. Hentai University v16, and cleanup afterwards, combined with real life shananigannery has left me a little drained. My releases have been creeping up in scope too, so this month'll just be a release of Anomaly Vault on the 22nd, and after...
2021-01-13 11:37:13 +0000 UTC View PostAnd suggestion responses below since most of them were about v16 anyways.
Salutations, it's time for Hentai University v16d!
Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.gith...
2021-01-01 01:21:28 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, noodle here! One last update post with the release date, Hentai University v16 will be releasing on the 31st. I'll be charging that day so be ready for that, but mostly for your socks to get knocked off. Here's what I've got done so far...
Charlotte is wrapped up a...
2020-12-23 10:13:41 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations again friends! A lot of work is behind me, but a lot of work is left in front too. Let's take a deep dive, shall we?
I'm currently nine-thousand words deep, with eleven full scenes done for Charlotte and her gang (including an ending), and five short repeatable scenes for ...
2020-12-12 09:37:01 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations everyone! I won't ask if you had a good 2020, I think we could all use a fresh start. Myself included!
Starting in 2021 I'd like to start chewing through some new projects, but that means finishing up all my promises and loose ends! This all might sound a little familiar but ple...
2020-12-05 08:38:28 +0000 UTC View PostCaw caw! That's my turkey impression, did I do a good job? It's time for Hentai University v15!
Play it online here: https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Hentai%20Uni...
2020-11-27 23:34:13 +0000 UTC View PostHiya friends! I just got finished with a massive load of real life troubles, but I just wanted you all to know university's v15 is on track. I actually had crypto write up a preview post for me so I can keep focused.
Ladies and gentlemen... Crypto!
"Hey there folks, hope you've been e...
2020-11-25 08:23:38 +0000 UTC View PostIt was a dark and stormy night; the Rainy DayZ scenes fell in torrents...
Because version 3.5 is here! I wanted to make this a proper v4 since this is the release of Scenario 4; Scarlet Mansion, but there's so much I didn't have time to implement that I can do another update the size of a s...
2020-11-14 04:59:41 +0000 UTC View PostTake a look at yourself. You're an incredible machine built from beautifully complex and interconnected systems. But someday you'll die. Probably not from a single system breaking down, but a catastrophic series of failures of systems across your body until men and women who've trained for years ...
2020-11-07 09:00:49 +0000 UTC View PostDear friends and family, we are gathered here today to witness and celebrate the union of Hentai University v14 and your pc/mobile device.
Play it online here: https://noodlejacu...
2020-10-30 22:32:36 +0000 UTC View Post