It's been a long time since I posted some naughty humor here, but I saw this one on Reddit and figured some of you might enjoy it ... I know I did today!
A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female...
2021-06-12 23:16:28 +0000 UTC View Post
These monthly updates are exclusive to Patreon. They give me an opportunity to say thank you for your support 😘 and to tell you about the craziness that I've been up to as well as what's cumming up this month.
Included this month:
- Euro Cup
- Testing Out A G...
2021-06-11 23:22:57 +0000 UTC View Post
I sure know how to treat you right on your Birthday, don't I?
For all of you with a birthday in June, enjoy!!! 🎂🎁😜
*All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage viol...
2021-06-11 06:15:04 +0000 UTC View Post
My need for you is so intense, I'm breathless.
I've never done an audio quite like this before. Thanks for the suggestion from a fellow Patreon.
If you're 'playing along' while listening, be 'ready' between 4:09-4:25 😜
2021-06-08 20:35:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm sorry I wasn't the slut you wanted me to be back then, but I've changed...
*All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage violence or harm towards anyone, this is strictly a fantasy, this is not...
2021-06-07 04:27:15 +0000 UTC View Post
This might be one of the dirtiest scripts I've ever recorded! Thanks to u/Slut_Lover222 for writing ...
2021-06-03 22:45:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon Early Release!
As promised, another episode in the Swim Coach series is here.
As coach makes her way down to the party, she cums across the photographer they hired for the night and of course he wants to get the perfect shot. 2021-05-31 23:08:26 +0000 UTC View Post
~ Bareback Test Fuck ~
Discord users voted on their top erotic photo submissions and picked a winner.
The winning pic this month had a "BAREBACK FUCKING" theme!
There is now a DropBox file which contains past picks and audios, ...
2021-05-31 06:44:44 +0000 UTC View Post
This is just a quick post and recording to let you know what I'm hoping to release in June.
You can look forward to most of these and MORE depending on your subscription level...
I loved the "MILF with big tits and big booty" theme of this hot script by u/throawaydark...
2021-05-29 20:41:45 +0000 UTC View Post
This audio content is similar to "Letters to Penthouse" where I read (mostly fictional) letters from listeners who want to share their dirty stories. It's a different perspective to tell an erotic tale from, so I hope you like it.
In this letter, the author has be... 2021-05-28 04:06:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I just wanted to spend some time alone at the lake, feeling one with nature - free, uninhibited, naked.
I didn't know there would be anyone else swimming that late at night, especially not a group of hard horny men who were more than willing to show me just how uninhibited I could be....
2021-05-27 06:18:59 +0000 UTC View Post
For those of you who couldn't make it to tonight's live JOI session, here's the raw recording of it. I only edited out a few technical hiccups and some background static.
It was an even bigger turn out than last time!!
And once again a 'blast' was had by all! 💦😜...
2021-05-26 03:34:04 +0000 UTC View PostSET YOUR TIMERS!!!
My Second Live Discord JOI event begins at 9:30pm EDT tonight!
Duration - 10 -20 mins.
* Remember you can join the event on mute and listen only, if need be. *
I will be sharing (my voice onl...
2021-05-26 00:34:31 +0000 UTC View PostThe votes have been tallied and the date is set for my:
Second Live Discord JOI event.
Tuesday May 25th
9:30pm EDT
Duration - 10 -20 mins.
* Rememb...
2021-05-24 21:37:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Lacey's back home for a week when a noise wakes her. She's frightened, and with her dad away, of course she has no choice but to go running to her neighbor - Mr. Davidson.
We didn't pick mash up characters this month, but I decided to share another Lacey and Mr. Davi...
2021-05-24 00:22:50 +0000 UTC View PostI'm trying to schedule a live JOI (Jerk Off Instruction) Discord session this month to include as many of you as possible, so please....
Pick the day(s) and time(s) that work best for you from the list below, so I can confirm the date.
Keep in min...
2021-05-20 06:23:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Only one thing can break the curse and save her.
Cum
And lots of it!
In this episode, our little truck stop slut continues to work on breaking her curse by milking random stranger's cocks for cum, but time is running out and she's beginning to ge...
2021-05-20 05:08:30 +0000 UTC View Post
*Lie To Me Pinocchio*
Pinocchio's all grown up and that thing with his nose was fixed long ago, but his boss has noticed that something else begins to grow when Pinocchio lies to her.
*All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in thi...
2021-05-17 23:37:32 +0000 UTC View PostI'm pondering a "Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs" Naughty Fairy-tale for future listening. And I'd love your help to decide on the dwarf names...
You’ve been having an affair with my mom for years. You're expecting her again today, but to your surprise, it's me knocking on your door - your mistress's tempting young 20-year-old daughter - and I'm much dirtier than my mom!
I've done so many MILF script...
2021-05-14 03:24:30 +0000 UTC View Post
These monthly updates are exclusive to Patreon. They give me an opportunity to say thank you for your support 😘 and to tell you about the craziness that I've been up to as well as what's cumming up this month.
Included this month:
- National Masturbation Month ...
2021-05-12 02:18:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Having huge breasts has its disadvantages especially at the end of a long day.
Lucky for me, I find a mechanic that can provide me with some "hands-on" service to take care of all my needs.
These are supposed to be quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words - with the exception of some filler words and phrases like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc...
This audio will mainly contain the words:
I recorded two oppo...
2021-05-06 05:46:25 +0000 UTC View Post
These are supposed to be quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words - with the exception of some filler words and phrases like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc...
This audio will mainly contain the words:
I recorded two opposi...
2021-05-06 05:44:46 +0000 UTC View Post
I was captured by the story, the memories and the feelings behind the characters in this hot script by 2021-05-03 21:49:32 +0000 UTC View Post
~ Baby Shower ~
Discord users voted on their top erotic photo submissions and picked a winner.
The winning pic this month had a "SHOWER FUCK" theme!
There is now a DropBox file which contains past picks and audios, which ...
2021-04-30 23:22:26 +0000 UTC View PostI'm curious to know what you'd like to continue to see more (or less) of in this tier. As well as any suggestions you might have for future offers or audios.
**You can choose as many of the options as you'd like from the choices below to help define what content...
2021-04-30 06:40:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon Early Release!
As promised, another episode in the Swim Coach series is here.
The celebration party for winning the National Championship is about to begin, but before Coach can slide on her sexy red dress, she needs to get cleaned up. ... 2021-04-30 00:07:07 +0000 UTC View Post
This is just a quick audio to let you know what will be cumming up next month.
So you can look forward to these and MORE!!...
~Lacey 💋
2021-04-29 04:03:23 +0000 UTC View Post