Daily Dally #148
"I'm so very pleased you signed up to be a member of our island's Native Repopulation Program, Martin. It’s a decision you won’t regret. I guarantee it!"
"Yeah, well, I've been wanting to relocate for a while now and your group's offer was too good to pass up. But how is a, uhh... very ...
2023-09-10 20:44:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Part 1
"This is not my suit."
"I'm sorry, sir, but this is the suit that matches your ticket."
"Well you've obviously made a mistake. Look at the tailoring on this travesty! Is this even cut for a man? One of those, ridiculous, 'women's suits' no doubt. Where is...
2023-09-08 23:52:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Rather than purely AI generated, this started with a free pic available from Pixabay. Original is included below!

Gary, man, something's wrong with me. |He’s so handsome.|
Hey Pete. What are you talking about? Are you sick?
No, I, we’ll- maybe. I don’t know. I’m… hearing these…voices. In my head. |Such big muscles… and those shoulders!|
Oh, wow. Ok, what kind...
2023-09-04 18:24:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hon, why don't you wear the new tank top my mom got you while you work out?
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Jon?
You mean the short, tight, stretchy one, Lauren? The really, really pink one? The one that basically looks like a sports bra for guys? That one?
It's a little 2023-09-03 18:52:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Part 2
Rearranging my clothes and cleaning up as best as possible, I eventually left the bathroom and started towards my next...
2023-09-02 15:41:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Part 5
"Ugh…I can't believe these were your only spare ...
2023-08-27 21:58:02 +0000 UTC View Post
*Update: Posted a cleaner, closeup version of the GIF
The police force will have gender equality! One way or another...
2023-08-26 20:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post